It is a poorly kept secret that Fadi is a crusader for exposing the crimes, fraud, and manipulations of Israelis and their sympathizers who he believes are damaging the US and its social and cultural fabric.
On his latest mission, Fadi went above and beyond the call of duty, and once again, he took one for the team. He went undercover, posing as a prostitute, to expose one of his Michigan Law School professors, an Israeli, who was soliciting sex online from students.
The encounter was slightly more than what Fadi bargained for when things took a turn to the unexpected; the S&M; portion went out of control when Fadi forgot the previously agreed upon safeword. “Who picks a word like that?” Fadi told SVU investigators as paramedics treated severe bruising on the right side of his face. “How are you supposed to remember ‘Bubble Gum’ when you are being gagged and slapped across the face?”
Nonetheless, Fadi was jubilant when met by friends later on for successfully “taking down this Zionist asshole.” “At first I was upset and tried hard to remember the safeword so he stops hitting me, but then I realized that this will only be more evidence I can take to the police.”
Unlike the Muslim highway masturbator who crashed his car killing two passengers, Fadi believes that Mr. Eliav’s actions cannot be attributed to his religion or ethnic background.
Fadi denied that he carried on with the encounter for monetary reasons, indicating that he intends to donate all the money he collected from Mr. Eliav to charity.
As a matter of fact, for his upcoming exposé, Fadi just lent Israel sympathizer and former Nasdaq chairman, Bernard Madoff, more than $300 Million of his own money. Fadi believes that Madoff’s investment firm is a big Ponzi scheme. By lending out his money, Fadi aims to expose the Israel lover’s fraud when he fails to pay Fadi back.
[Tarboush Tip: Yasser & Fadi]Filed Under american politics, Fadi, Fayyad, israel, Scandals, zionuts