A new sex tape emerged that should send shockwaves through Israeli politics. As this family-friendly screenshot demonstrates, Livni was getting it on with two of her security detail as she was covered in flowers — in public. Pretty hot, but nowhere nearly as sexy as the Israeli porn classics, Checkpoint Chicks Meet the Golani Brigade, Menachem the Mohel (if you are into horror-porn), and Coma-Hoes (starring Ariel Sharon).
However, the film may not offend the orthodox Jewish community: they were boinking her through blanket holes.
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I have a fetish for comatose bears. I’ll take one of each please.
Posted by Wilma of Arabia | February 18, 2009, 9:04 amI always knew you Islamofascists had a thing for Livni.
I should point out, since this is a common misconception, propagated by anti-semites, that Orthodox Jews do not have sex through blanket holes.
It began when Jews left their tzitzis out to dry on a clothesline. The goyem (that’s you, Will) didn’t understand what tzitzis were, so they naturally assumed it must be related to sexual vulgarity.
Posted by Anonymous | February 18, 2009, 10:29 amCome ooon! You’ve got one of the best blogs there is up and running. Why go ruin it with bullshit sexist stuff. Boring too.
Posted by Eli A. | February 18, 2009, 2:02 pmMenachem the Mohel?
You’re an anti-semite piece of swine.
Posted by Anonymous | February 18, 2009, 4:16 pmDude, I’m generally such a fan of KabobFest, but this is really crossing the line into not just vulgarity but racism. Come on guys, you do so much good stuff, don’t go here, it’s just wrong.
Posted by Jamal | February 18, 2009, 7:00 pmLivni looks a real ZILF (Zionist I’d Like to F—) in that photo, which leads me to believe it must have been doctored in some way.
Satire!
Posted by Anonymous | February 18, 2009, 8:00 pmFor the record, the bit about boinking through holes is a reference to the myth that Orthodox Jews engage in this. They do not. It was exposed by Larry David in one episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. He is preparing to have an affair with an orthodox woman and takes a blanket with a hole.
Posted by Will | February 19, 2009, 7:18 am2mMOAy comment4 ,
Posted by Uplhqtqo | June 26, 2009, 3:37 pmThank you
Posted by ameen | September 7, 2009, 11:03 amvery good, thank youu
Posted by Theron Davda | March 10, 2010, 12:29 pm