Livni and Bibi Meet in Hottest New Tel Aviv Club
“What is love? Baby don’t hurt me…”
With the techno bumping in the background, Israel’s leading politicians Tzipi Livni of the Kadima party and Benjamin Netanyahu of Likud met at ‘Splash Go-Go’, a new disco in downtown Tel Aviv to discuss Israel’s next government.
They sat in the lush new “Champagne Juice Room,” which club bartender Ori Yaffir described as “so snazzy it made Livni look gorgeous and Bibi even more studly…. wooooh!” When asked about the club’s clientele, he said it was for the “high class, Ashkenazi set” though the “dishwashers and busboys are Oriental.”
After sitting for photos from the handful of press allowed in, Bibi and Livni took test tube shots of vodka jello. Livni toasted the Golani Brigades. Reports from witnesses indicate that a drunken Bibi cursed Iran and said several times he would like to kick Ahmedinejad’s ass personally.
O my Goodness, Mahmoud would wipe the floor with him I think… especially if he was drunk and there was the competition was fair (unlikely). I would pay good money to see that.
is this supposed to be a joke?