This list is the complete guide to the 13 types of Arab men you should avoid. Obviously, there are more than 13 types of Arab men, and those are the ones that you ought to find (please read my post 7 Arab guys you should marry). This post is not meant to cock block anyone, but to help their prey navigate the field. Its like a manual for every woman or gay man in a major metropolitan area. You will get hit on by Arab men. (Yes, there is a list of 13 Arab Women Not to date). In general all men are created equally, but there are some your Mom prefers you marry. Male Arabs, Asians, Blacks, Whites, and Hispanics are all the same straight or gay. They just want to get some with as little commitment as possible and won’t let their dignity interfere. Please let us know who is on your list, here is ours’.
Updated Bonus: Amir, the Secret Arab Queer [below]
1. Gold Chain George
This person is most likely to be Mr. Macho on steroids; hairy as hell and sweet as Georgia tea. He works out a lot, but never does cardio; the beer belly is a trademark, but the upper body strength enables unlimited shisha-hogging. He does own his own place, but it is only three blocks from his parents’. He does have few female friends, but a lot more male friends and dudes who like to play tarneeb or poker with while sipping the latest energy drink fad. George does not know what he really wants in a woman and thus he will never be at peace with himself or whoever he dates. Most likely, he will end up getting married to a girl from his village whose mom met him at the local Arabic church at an event where mensef, lamb and rice, was served. There are pluses, George knows a lot more about Baseball and Football than he knows about political parties in Lebanon. Occasionally he shoots hoops with his buddies when they realize that they no longer can use his place since his mom is doing his laundry there. He is not to be confused with Detroit Sam since George owns a sporty car and enjoys lesser education. Trademark phrase: begins every sentence with “my cousin…”. His dream job: is to buy another gas station.
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2. Broblem (sic) Hassan
Broblem Hassan is a nice guy. He cannot speak English well enough, and your parents will definitely not help themselves but poke fun of how he pronounces words. You met him at college in one of your GE classes where he helped tutor you. It takes a holy war to make sense of what he is trying to communicate. As a FOB/Boater, he is all eager to experience new things and point out the difference between how things are at home and how American does things. Hassan does not fully understand American taboos such as speaking ill of the Jewish people, blacks and Asians. Hassan comes from a large family where he learned hard work and good values, such as getting married ASAP. He will marry you in a heartbeat — especially if you are blonde. Once he gets his papers in order he will invite his family to stay with you. He will never leave you, like walk out on you, but he is needy and constantly complains that he does not have many friends, plus he acts funny when he sees black GM cars with tinted windows. You will always find him at the Western Union where he is sending money to someone at home. Trademark phrase: begins every sentence with “Back home…”. His dream job: engineer.
This brings us to Hassan’s cousin, Ahmad; an older man who has passed his mid thirties and has been married at least twice and divorced just as many. Now that he is in America he remembers as a kid someone told him that all women in America are whores, he still cannot get that out of his mind. Thus he acts like the trash he is.
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3. Ali the Activist Dynamo
Ali is my Sahibi. Ali the activist can hail from any part of the world. Ali is a kinder spirit, nice and a good hearted, but not if you disagree with him. Ali will be a different person if he was speaking to a Neo-Con, who will he will frequently call “man”. Ali can be found in any public demonstration speaking to the crowd like Abdel Nasser Jr. The anti-war rallies call on him, the labor unions have him on speed dial, the greens are on first name basis with him, and the vegetarians like his Hummus (not a code word, I promise). Usually scruffy, eloquent and leadership oriented, taking charge wherever he goes and has a wonderful assortment of slogan T-shirts. The problem with Ali is that he knows too many people including girls, so it’s hard to keep up with the female encounters he had. Some accuse him of being a “Macktivist,” but he can’t help it if he is there to please the Arab activist fetish. Another downside to this guy is he might actually not want to live in the United States, but would rather live somewhere in the Middle East or Cuba. He eventually cleans up his act and goes to law school because obviously business school is his great Satan. He acts as if he is the spokesperson of more than a billion people who would really resent his ideas and the way he parties.
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4. Wael the Saint
Wael the saint comes from a good family where his siblings adore him; he can be of any religion, but one thing for sure, he is a believer. He does not miss church on Sunday or a Mosque on Friday. He may not live with his parents, but he does keep in touch with them on daily basis. His priest/imam likes him because he is always volunteering at the events and helping with young men. He will probably meet his wife at church or the local mosque function. Career of choice either accounting or engineering, both are solid careers in terms of a stable income. Sounds good so far? Odds if you like Wael, you will have to convert your religion to his. Sure he is a nice and a health person who can provide, but do you really want to toss everything you believed out of the window? Are you up to being denied your fair share from your parents’ will? Also are you ready to deal with a pissed off mother-in-law who thinks you are stealing her son? Also Wael might be unable to deal with those who challenge him whether on his faith or his views. He’s had a crazy temper for a while. Another possible challenge is his lack of creativity in the bedroom where he prefers to skip the foreplay, just like they do in the porn he is addicted to. Wael is not much of a cocktail person, but he would rather spend his time at the local Chucky Cheese—it’s this one or another church event.
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5. Detroit Sam: Man of Steel
Otherwise known as the Wallah Bro, a first generation Arab American usually hails from Dearborn, Chicago, Patterson, or Tampa. He is American in terms of the large girth, love of hoops (hell he even might have played high school football) and mistrust of other minorities. If he goes to school then he is definitely best suited for pharmacy school or business. He probably at some point of his life owned a Subway franchise or a Dunkin Donuts—gas station business. He dates a lot of girls and he dates everybody equally and simultaneously. He had an Asian and a black girlfriend and probably an illegal immigrant friend — who’s not his cousin, because that is who he will marry. But in his mom’s book he is as virgin as that olive oil she likes. Wearing shorts is one of his trademarks, and acting like a boy trapped in man body is another one. He spend days discussing pot, hoodies, and television shows from the 80s. Sex would be satisfying since his parents have a don’t ask don’t tell policy, even though the uncles his age know what’s up. He has an affinity for rap music, fast cars, bling, and his mama’s cooking and cleaning in their lush suburban houses. This group take pride in the most obscure items, such as “did you know that Arabs invented tea, coffee and beer?” The person listening is as interested as they would be if they were Mormon. Trademark phrases (in ebonics), “Don’t cheat me, bro.” Dream job: NFL Wide Receiver.
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6. Tony the Doc
I love doctors; I work with them all the time and enjoy it. Caring, comforting and assured are the trademarks of Tony the Doc. His community loves him, especially at fundraisers and weddings. By the time a doctor is ready to get married he is probably passed his 30s and is now balding. Sure he makes good money, and has a good lifestyle, but happiness is meant to be shared and this guy is a guaranteed stiff. That’s hard to do that when you have a pager on you 24/7. Also it depends what kind of medicine that he is into, because it affects the kind of germs and infections he can bring home with—a plastic surgeon will bring home a pair of large boobs. Also do you have what kind of crazy people walk into his clinic exposing themselves to him in private and pouring the most intimate of details about themselves…that does not bother you? Sure that nice car and summer home are wonderful. Tony will end up with a not beautiful, a not cute, but rather “hot” wife who secretly hates him but can’t afford to say it. Her reason for the resentment is the tone doctors get when they act as the authority on every single issue. Trademark phrase: “I’m a doctor.” Dream job: their’s.
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7. Saleh the Gulf Pride
This guy is the most fun among the entire group, care free, unlimited money supply and always up for a good times. Plus everyone thinks he’s gay and in denial. He drives a convertible, and valet parks it wherever he goes. Major restaurants know him by first name and the club bouncers are his brothers in arms where they know which VIP table to book for him. He will take you out to the finest restaurants, and pay generously. Other than the occasional sexist remarks and bizarre awkward comments, the guy will never marry you. If you believe for one second that he will marry you then you are too stupid to marry. Saleh will ask you to move in with him. He will never tell his family of course, which means at some random point he will ask you to move out—he will book you a hotel because his dad is dropping by to check on his son in America. You probably met Saleh at a university in Arizona, Texas or even George Washington. He will ask to take the same classes you are taking so that he does not have to worry about doing his homework after all the fine food is not going to eat itself. His denial of your existence will eventually irritates you and the first time he asks to try new sex tricks with you, you will be asking for calling a cab riding it home alone. A few months later, you might be broke, exhausted, surprised by your sudden misery; he offers to hook it up again. To his credit, the guy is the most sexually adventurous type, he is so good that he does not need the help of liquor to do the trick. Trademark phrase: “izzzz on me.” Dream job: “Gulf prince” (already has it).
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8. Mazin, Smokey the Palestinian
This guy will seduce you with his dramatic stories and the tough times he had to live with back in the old country or whatever refugee camp he came from. He is a hard working man, he had to work during college to pay for his books and rent, and support his family back home. You probably met him outside a bar or a lounge where he was smoking a cigarette and offered you one. But you might have also initiated talking to him by asking him if spoke Arabic since you are in Arabic 101. Usually with the exception of sleazy older Palestinian men, this guy rarely pursues you. But rather keeps running into you, he is the slickest among those categories: never too eager to be with you. His mystery is his allure, and he offers white chicks the chance of Arab romance and slumming in one. Plus he charms your cornbread parents at Thanksgiving dinner. They even listen to his diatribe against Zionism! Unlike Saleh, Mazin would not deny your existence but he would not marry your white ass either unless he really really needs the papers, which he usually does. Without much to offer and shady legal status, you offer to marry him. And since you like to reform troubled men, this is a beneficiary arrangement. You’ll have fun, but as soon as you get your PhD, it is a different game and you have a job offer from Berkeley. Mazin is not going to carry your bag when you browse stores at the mall, but he will gladly accompany you to Victoria Secret. He is always reading the news on the net and watching CNN to see what the hell is going on back home. Trademark phrase: “the Zionist entity.” Dream job: “George Habash.”
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9. Flamboyant Mustafa
This is one good looking Arab kid who grew up in a house with plenty of females and no brothers. He dresses nice and can be identified by wearing tight clothes that fit properly. You may run into him at the local Express store or the Banana Republic. He is hairy, but plucks his eyebrows as often as Brittney Spears opens her mouth and say something stupid. His drink of choice is Cosmopolitan and he enjoys Sex and the City parties. He is metrosexual. Mustafa is handsome, but does not have what most men have the desire to be competitive and assertive. He likes girls, but you would have to see it to believe it. He is usually more into himself. All other guys hate him because he gets a lot of lady attention but his lack of action may anger some bros, who always tell him, “man, if I looked like you…” Flamboyant Mustafa does not like to help other guys get in with his girlfriends, but he would help his girlfriends get in with other guys. Stay away from this guy, you may want someone who cares about how he looks, but not more than he cares about you. You want a guy who would fight to get what he wants, not just a guy who would write a poem or listen to the latest Kazim Al Sahir song. You do not want a guy to like the stuff you like to do with your girlfriends that make them uncomfortable, you just want him to go away sometimes—maybe to the Home Depot to pick up a new door knob. Trademark phrase: “do you have this shirt in extra small?”. Dream job: “male model.”
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10. Unibrow Rami
The Unibrower is Darwin’s best friend, living proof that men descend from hairy apes. Rami thinks his looks are fine, and his brow is hot, but then he complains that no one wants to talk to him. I wonder why? Did he ever hear of tweezers? Wax? Unibrow Rami is stubborn as hell and unwilling to call a brow a brow. If unibrow Rami has the revelation and gets the middle patch waxed, he often transforms into a flamboyant Mustafa. Trademark phrase: “look into my eyes.” dream job: “Terrorist #6 in Hollywood movie.”
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11. The Self Hating Arab
Arabs come in all sizes and shapes, but this guy is definetly a big dick. Members of this group have an existential dilemma: they hate Arabs but love themselves. The war on terror was both scary for them and very profitable. It pays to sell out as some will tell you, and being an anti-Arab Arab is as good as dough. If you want to date this person remember one thing, if this individual has nothing good to say about his people, why would have nice things to say about you if a conflict arises? The self-hating Arab is despised by his community and embraced by the same groups that want his extinction. They can be identified by how badly they anglicize their born name: Kamal becomes Kevin, for example. Also, they will claim to be ex-terrorists just to get speaking gigs. Remember quitters do not make it far in life, and this guy quit once before… he may just do it again. Usually, he is a heavy drinker and sees the amount of alcohol consumed is proportional to his “critical assessment” of Islam and Arabs. The Self Hate Arabs is a likable personality for non Arabs because he makes them comfortable despite their bullshit politics. Women may be allured by his willingness to bend on every issue, but he’s a constant oppprtunist looking for the next big payoff. Trademark phrase, “I’m an Arab, not one of those Ay-rabs (he usually says about Detroit Sam).” Dream job: “Fox News analyst”.
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12. The God Damn America Kid
This person is a FOB or an American-born Arab who seems like one. He saw the worst of America in the destruction of his native country, which usually means the Arab nation. So he has not been touched by American imperialism, but he is mad as hell and spares no chance in dumping on the U.S of A. Never mind that he came to America on a scholarship, never mind that he has a well-paying job as a campus advisor for international students. He neglects that the officer who issued him his visa did so hoping that this person won’t do harm. Off course this kid won’t be doing any harm to America other than damaging your ears with weird theories and annoying guilt trips every now and then. He would not trade his life in America with anything of value he owns, and guess what was his first purchase? It was a powerful American engine car, which he drives to school listening to AC/DC and sipping on a large latte while talking on his blackberry to tell his mom how he is doing well. Really? Is that what you want to have to live with the rest of your life? Someone who cannot be grateful for a wonderful life, something who cannot see the big hypocrite he is? But thanks for the US. Constitution! Trademark phrase: “America is bullshit my friend”. Dream job: “Arab League Ambassador”
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13. The Broke-Ass Arab
If your life goal is to avoid paying taxes, this guy is a keeper. He probably won a lawsuit against his rich neighbor, whose dog bit him in the baydot. Still, he blew it all on a bad business deal with his Detroit Sam cousin. He does not have a job, other than watching Aljazeera all day. He tells people he’s into import/export, meaning he sends American junk to his cousin to sell in Eastern Europe. He’s so broke, his family from back home sends him money. He sort of has an open house where his other loser friends drop by to waste their time talking about random things and eat sunflower seeds and pistachios. He always volunteer at various community events where he is convincing himself that he is working the field. He just runs from one dead-end money-making scheme to the next. His last job was doing insurance fraud scams in Florida. Though the risks ofebing with this guys is obvious, he’s the most loyal and will always find a way to provide. Trademark phrase: “You interested in any dvds, I got the latest movie.” Dream job: “convenience store owner.”
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Bonus: Amir, the Secret Arab Queer
The Arab world is a conflicted place, full of all kinds of characters, including men who love to dress nicely, and take good care of their clothes by placing them in a nice closet. Incidentally, the closet is spacious, which makes it the perfect place to meet other gay Arab men. Amir is as straight as the streets in Gaza after the Israeli attacks—or before, because frankly there is not much difference. Amir is not necessary good looking, but sure is well dressed. And his mom considers him her best friend—he was her lab rat when it came to makeup as a young boy. We can spend days talking about how Amir ended up gay, here are a few homophobic attempts (the author is a Wael the Saint). He grew up in the Gulf and as a kid was molested by the Iranian bike shop owner. He might come from Egypt where the doorman on a lonely night put his hand on the wrong place. He could come from Lebanon where too many beautiful women made him want to become just like them. He could have grown in Palestine, where he used to watch Israeli Porn on Channel 69 along with his male friends and one thing led to another. Or simply he was born to be a flat-out gay man and we love him the way he is. He dates women though but they’re just a charade. Amir is the guy you want at your dance parties, his moves puts Beyoncé to shame. But he makes for a creepy hookah companion. As far as dating this guy, if you are a woman be advised it is not such a smart idea because you will never get him. What man who can hold a conversation actually be straight? Amir is Arabic for Prince, princess was his Halloween custom–the one day in the year he can be himself. Trademark phrase: “Haifa is such a sharmouta.” Dream job: “personal trainer for the stars.”
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[Tarboush Tip: May, Will, Lyndsay, Iba, Don]
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Number 4. is directly who I am dating now lol
Posted by Sahara | August 11, 2010, 3:25 pmSo basically one should never date an Arab.
Posted by James K. | August 18, 2010, 8:55 pmFollowing my own opinion, tonnes of people on our planet receive, franchise loan at various banks. Thence, there’s a good chance to get a franchise loan in world. Therefore I work to get a franchise. Which one do you prefer and recommend?
Posted by Bayilik | August 29, 2010, 2:56 pmthats freakin hilarious! My husband is gold chain george and i love it! lol
Posted by ameena | September 4, 2010, 11:16 pmWe are a group of entrepreneurs and starting a new initiative in a community in the same business. Your post provided us valuable information to work on. How can we make bigger our business? Following my own analysis, many of men on our life buy, franchise loan at some banks. Thence, there’s a good chance to get a franchise loan in world. Therefore I work to get a franchise. Which franchising do you prefer and suggest?
Posted by is fikirleri | September 5, 2010, 9:00 ami did the palestinian thing
Posted by younes | September 7, 2010, 11:51 pmDamn funny , and real !!
Keep it up !
looooooool
Posted by Mars attacks | October 13, 2010, 12:42 pmomg this was hilarious, i really needed this, thank you for writing it
Posted by miranda | November 18, 2010, 12:26 amthanks for the tip : ) i date a beautiful man who is from iraq, a sweetheart and gentleman with a great heart, but he is not religious and i suppose in the end, that is the difference, between the idealism and the true heart !
Posted by coffee bean | November 19, 2010, 12:54 amSame goes to me. Im currently dating Iraq guy who is looks like 97% flamboyant mustafa. Indeed he is hairy, but he is really hv a nice heart and i glad found him. Im laughing all the way reading this posts, some of them atr true some not. We’re just a normal human being, we all deserve to be love no matter what. Theres no suchthing we cant datethis guy or that guy, maybe they’re just not the right person for you. World peace
Posted by F | July 9, 2011, 7:34 pmHELP!!!!!!!!!! I AM IN LOVE WITH FLAMBOYANT MUSTAFA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wow it's carzy because i do not know him at all but this description is dead-on! wow. Except-He does not shop at express or banana republic- even though he physically looks exacltly the same as the guy in the pic, his style is more punk/grunge rocker. Anyway it's basically lust but I really want him but the problem is he seems way too shy-or actually it seems that he does not care about anything….I want to talk to him and get to know him better but i hate too put ALL the effort in. I think he may like me, but why should i have to do all the work- he's the guy-and he should atleast TRY to hunt me down-(dont give me that feminist crap) WHAT SHOULD I DO???????
Posted by guest | November 24, 2010, 12:59 am" Amir is as straight as the streets in Gaza after the Israeli attacks—or before, because frankly there is not much difference" ??
Posted by jj fish | November 26, 2010, 3:34 amI do not see why you tried to ridicule these people in this silly way. If you look deeply in any society: Arab, American, Asian,..etc., you will find that there are many different cultural habits that might be weird to understand. Eating hummus, manfaf, or falafel, or not having sex with women are just examples on the Arab culture. It is not something funny that people keep talking about their home countries, or that they send money to their countries. Please, before you judge people, look at the flaws of your own culture and country and change them them: rape, drugs, incest, not having the concept of family, objectifying women, ..etc
Posted by Emmy | December 19, 2010, 3:01 amLOL! I had a good laugh at your post because it’s all too true. I was engaged to an Egyptian who fell into the “Wael The Saint” category and he drove me crazy every step of the way. I am just happy he ended up with an Arab wife and she can take care of him. He was far too unpredictable and dramatic!
Posted by Sarah | January 15, 2011, 1:54 amhi sarah, i think i know what u mean by crazy,cuz i went thru something like that to,unpredictable never had a straight answer it was just crazy!!!1
Posted by simplysweet | January 15, 2012, 4:35 pmi have had a gay arab boyfriend from KSA for 2 years. he is 31 and im 21. This shit was so funny!
Posted by Brad | January 19, 2011, 5:47 pmUmm dont know how i got here really, im not into this kinda B…S… .
couldnt read it all! not that bored to read such a silly post. But I can tell that u're a girls who was in a shitty relationships and taking it out here ! :O
Ever thought that the problem is YOU ??
Knowing all that kind of fuked up people makes u more fuked up than they are !
regardless if the post is funny or not ! I believe readers should feel sorry for you.
Posted by Vladimir B. | January 20, 2011, 6:24 amNice dime store psychology you have going on there! I salute you for your excellent analysis! The fact that you put more emphasis on the women who posted here as being “screwed” up compared to the men is very telling! It says a lot about you! It is obvious that you neither understand satire or complete English – why don’t you learn both! And learning some empathy and having a more balanced view about life would be good!
Posted by Anonymous | March 7, 2011, 12:55 amMost Racist piece of shit article ive seen-especially coming from a supposed Arab. Maybe he falls into the sefl-hating category bt there are quiet alot of us that are Arab and PROUD dont marry ugly white trash bottle blondes dont own a gas station speak english and Arabic and pay our taxes. More than i can say for so many blacks and mexicans. why dont u write a racist piece on any other minorities-i think it might have a lil more truth.
Posted by Malika | January 31, 2011, 1:31 pmmalika, don’t talk about mexicans! fuck anyone and everyone that is egotistical and shallow enough to say shit about other countries, races, etc…GET A LIFE! there is no such thing as the best race or super country, we all have faults but some just don’t like seeing what’s wrong with their own ppl than others. little racist bitches can all go to hell. i’m not racist and where someone comes from shouldn’t matter. like how ppl in u.s. think all ppl from the middle east r terrorists just because a few stupid ppl decided to do stupid shit that made everyone look bad…or that all hispanics are in cartels, stereotyping is done by ppl with no brain and no life. every country has it’s good and bad, get over it!
Posted by tired of racism | November 23, 2011, 12:56 amIt´s seems to me insane!We live in a global World!Respect the cultures and live in peace!
Posted by Any | February 1, 2011, 7:15 amI want saleh..that look in his eyes..mmmm
Plus there's something really cute about those Saudi guys, maybe it's the attire. Or the little-chin beard thing they have going. Gotta find me one!!
Oh, I dated an "Amir" and a Wael-Mazin-God damn American kid combo…*shudder*.
Posted by Red | February 10, 2011, 9:46 pmBy the way, when are you going to write a "12 American men you shouldn't date?" or a "12 Irish men you shouldn't date"? Believe me, I'd rather take my chances with the Arabs..at least at the end of the day they're something to look at.
Posted by Red | February 10, 2011, 7:51 pmThat was funny as hell! Every one of them can be found in Dearborn hahaha!
Posted by Rozelynn | March 8, 2011, 10:29 pmThis is ridiculous. Arab men are some of the most handsome men in the world who have strong Islamic beliefs. Why on earth would an Arab want to date an American? You guys have sex before you’re married, drink alcohol and most of you have no family values. What your problem is, is that you’re dating a non Muslim Arab. That’s the first sign he isn’t good.
And if you ever insult Palestine and it’s people one more time, I’ll have your article removed. It’s called the law, which you so blatantly said you valued.
Posted by Roaa Hamed | March 26, 2011, 9:53 amUh oh, Roaa, you clearly were burned by a Mazin or an Amir in your past, am I right?
Posted by Fadi | March 26, 2011, 10:25 amMust have hit to close to home for you!!!! Smokey is dead on……..a "good muslim" man that married an american, I live with number 8 everyday and he is just like the post. Sorry it hurts you, but real is real deal with it. And the law is free speech, something you don't have in Palestine…………
Posted by amy | July 3, 2011, 2:29 amLMao ahahah great stuff!! funny but stop cockblock
if anything yes as an arab i can relate some guys to myself but not fullly … i respect women more than a lot of guys
Posted by Moe | March 27, 2011, 3:44 amHere's why Amir is gay: http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20110327/sc_l…
Now, please educate Wael and tell him that when he becomes depressed and when his serotonin levels become lower, he will also become more attracted to other men. And please thank Wael for his contribution to the increase in depression in society (and consequently the increase in homosexuality).
Posted by sms | March 29, 2011, 3:02 pmPalestinians are the only people in the Middle East the world respects…the rest of you are a bunch of bootleg Arabs with wack ass countries. Fuck Arabs, Palestinians are on our own.
Sell out bastards.
Posted by Yasser | April 18, 2011, 7:13 pmUmmm..nope. Egyptians are the ones they respect actually.
Posted by whiteboyspeaksarabic | January 11, 2012, 10:48 amArabs are nothing if dey do not implement Islam before their wants and needs and also their traditions
Posted by Mekka | April 25, 2011, 3:01 amhahaha i dont know about others but the first one is so damn true!
)I dated one of this guys and after remained amazingly good friends 
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Posted by ElaEla | May 4, 2011, 10:29 amomg!!! the broke ass arab one is exactly like someone I know. HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like pretty much everything, including winning money over a stupid lawsuit he faked, and he owns a convenience store! LMAO!!!
Posted by Majid | May 11, 2011, 5:19 amWow! ok so I think this was supposed to start off as something light and fun and it turned into something else! I agree with the list of all the guys EXCEPT that it should be labeled MEN not just one race or another. And of course one should be made of WOMEN as well. This is earth people, and we ALL live in it. I don't give a rats ass what supposed culture or race you come from, we are ALL still human and at the end of the day just trying to survive in this messed up world that WE ruined in the first place! Yes there are many types of people everyone should stay away from. But what may not be good for you may work out amazing for someone else despite their stereotype. You never know!
Posted by Cinthae | May 26, 2011, 9:37 amSo who does Saleh eventually marry?? Why is a girl too stupid to believe he may one day marry her??
Posted by stephanie | May 26, 2011, 11:17 pmYou forgot to mention the arab who wants to do niqah ceremony with blonde american girls to have fun but he masquerades it as if they are married. You also forgot to mention the arab who doesn't tell american women he is already married or he that he is divorced but really is not. You forgot to also mention the arab who promises marriage but really it is just a long con game to get money. You also forgot to mention the arab who talks to women about how beautiful she is and loves her pictures on the internet but she should really cover up. You forgot to talk about how arab men are torn between religion and wanting to go to paradise and how horny they are, they are the conflicted type. Conflicted about religion and desires of the flesh, and it makes them act crazy. You forgot to mention the 32 year old virgins and how screwed up they are. You forgot to mention the brainwashed arabs about how the US is the cause of all the problems in the world. Finally, you forgot to mention the type of arab that cheats other arabs in business and won't pay them for work honestly performed or arabs that say that they won't do business with other arabs. It's all hypocrisy.
Posted by Ablaa | June 12, 2011, 9:29 amI have dated an Arabian guy for 2 years, and we are getting married. I read this post with him and he is out of the 13 men, I am so glad I made the right choice!
This is a FUN post! lol
Posted by rossie | June 24, 2011, 8:18 amI am married to number 8…Smokey the Palestinian. Yep, met at a night club, smoking a cig and alway talks of home and his hard ass life, I could have no idea of his life……….cold and always talking about Gods will, no point in making plans for the future. Loves if friends and family back home more than his life and wife here. Yep needed papers, has them but hasn't left yet, i guess loyal for doing him the favor, never got a ring and never will. Very unromatic and will never kiss you like a husband, and doesn't care if you are pleased in the sack, but wants it all the time. Of course still a virgin when married cause Muslim women aren't whores like Amerincans. Pretends to be a good Muslim, but will lie all the time cause he trust NO ONE but his brothers and friends in prison back home. "Girl's stay far away from this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Mfaya | July 3, 2011, 2:15 amwhat about the black kuwaiti, always boxing or playing judo or some shit
Posted by bu teeze | July 7, 2011, 2:33 pmyou are all bitches
Posted by Studman | July 14, 2011, 2:01 pmCome to London, the place is full of gay arabs at Shadow Lounge and other clubs, they are all looking for sex, they are all two timing their wifes. Most of all the arabs are most racist of all races.
Posted by Studman | July 14, 2011, 2:03 pmi know its satire… but its also freaking offensive and racist. Thankfully we all cant be broken down into archetypes, coz no 2 persons are really alike.
Posted by ya-man | July 15, 2011, 2:32 amOmg, hilarious and dead on! Haha. I just broke up with Detroit Man: Man of Steel!! I love him to death but found out he’s married and a kid trapped in a man’s body. Super smart, going to he university to be an architect, so handsome and a player, unfortunately. Still, I wish the best for him.
Posted by Paige | July 25, 2011, 4:52 pmlove your post! I think I got #6. Still trying to get him out of my mind!
Posted by Roxy | July 30, 2011, 11:56 pmThanks for the great information, but they are all very hard sex I had enjoyed.
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Posted by @ratuvsex | August 22, 2011, 7:50 amsick…TS was sick
Posted by hey | September 4, 2011, 4:42 amthat is hilarious
Posted by Indu | September 29, 2011, 1:08 amHhahahaaaw , Brilliant !! i am pretty surprised cause its so right ,i wouldnt be that surprised if you re arab though. I am Moroccan , i ve been living in NY for about a year or so . . I am definitely not on the 7 guys you should marry list .I could identify to a certain extent with some of the characters , but i know for you sure that you havent got me there. There is something different about the Westeast thing in Morocco , more precisely The Tourist western women vs Local Moroccan Young men Romance. A generation of kids that experienced the OldNew west/ east thing in a little different way , for geographical , cultural ( Media globalization ).
This is hilarious !!
Posted by Hamza | October 12, 2011, 11:02 pmyou know, after reading this, my impression is arabs are more non religious than a gay Norwegian..
Posted by kam | October 24, 2011, 12:51 amI am an American borne in america,the Arab men whom come to my country,take our jobs, and dont pay taxes then have relationships with american women,use the women then through them away.Go on and marry in side there own famley blood ( cousanc),are sick and need to go back to their own country. So be aleart,they are beautfull men and are fantastic lovers but are also verry good lyers,and will toss you away when done with you Arab Men dont respect American Women!!!!!!!
Posted by Teresa | November 1, 2011, 12:49 pmI thought this was funny, u n’t il I read what people were saying….u guys all need to learn respect for other countries and races. i’m american born from mexican parents, It’s sad that someo me would talk trash and shit about a country they’ve never even been in! and ‘they take our jobs and need to go back to their own country’ guess what?! only native americans can say they truly belong here! and if we’re gonna be racist, u whites complain about immigrants taking your jobs, do u know what those jobs r? they’re construction, hotel service, jobs ur too lazy to do! at least u get an education so u can have a good career and good pay, so stop whining! and u can’t judge a whole culture based off of a few ppl that screw up, stereotyping is stupid bs…take a good look in the mirror and think which stereotype u fit in. I apologize for the white comment but honestly, there is no such thing as a superior race, culture, ethnicity, or country. Nobody is better than anyone, stop being so shallow please! every place and person has a right to be proud of their background, and i’m proud of being american born with mexican parents
don’t judge on something you know nothing or little about please.
Posted by insulted | November 22, 2011, 10:58 pmoops, I meant until
Posted by insulted | November 22, 2011, 11:02 pmomg!!! teresa you are so right because i was seeing someone and thats exactly what happen to me and thats how i feel he just dumped me and i ended up falling in love with him he just broke my heart n hes like nothing ugh!!!! broken hearted =(
Posted by simplysweet | January 15, 2012, 4:13 pmomgggg i ve never laughed in my life as tonight !!!!! who ever wrote this needs a medal !!!
Posted by ivone | November 13, 2011, 10:17 pmHi
I hope to be friends
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Ahmad
Posted by Ahmad | November 18, 2011, 3:23 amwell i was told by someone who knows that there is no such thing as a totally straight arab man.
Posted by john | December 19, 2011, 2:03 pmhi i was seeing a arab but the relationship was weird he would say that he didnt believe in boyfriend n girlfriend thing n he would never give me a straight answer it was always a maybe n kept his feelings to himself n would tell me to control my feelings ,it was like he could never make up his mind up about anything n ect ect ect n the list go"s on n i ended up falling in love with him n now he decided for us not to see each other again for me to forget about him n left broken hearted,can someone tell me which cataegory does he fall under .thank you…….
Posted by simplysweet | January 15, 2012, 4:02 pmhahaha… loved this
Posted by Bee | February 4, 2012, 6:50 pm