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Biggest News Story of the Year

I followed some links on Kalash’s last post, and found this story on the Gulf News site, which is being being severely under-reported by the Western media as usual:

Believe it or not: Male goat gives milk

WAM
Published: April 17, 2009, 22:41

Al Ain: Wonders will never cease. A farmer in Al Ain during a routine check of his goat pen coincidentally made a startling discovery – a male goat that produces milk like a female goat.

Khalifa Suwaidan Bakhit Al Nuaimi noticed a change in the physical structure of one of his goats three days ago.

To his surprise he was able to obtain half a litre of good quality goat’s milk.

This earth-shattering report has changed my life.

Wait, are they sure it was milk? And how did he “discover” it?

I think we should make a pilgrimage to see this goat. And if it does in fact produce quality milk, we should name it the next President of the Palestinian Authority.

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5 Responses to “Biggest News Story of the Year”

  1. Let's put him on the Oprah Winfrey show next to the pregnant dude..

    Posted by Fayyad | May 5, 2009, 11:58 pm
  2. Because by simply lactating he has already accomplished more than the current President of the PA.

    Posted by him | May 6, 2009, 9:07 pm
  3. This guy could start selling "male goat cheese"

    Posted by eagle007blogger | May 7, 2009, 4:00 pm

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