Caption Contest

By Will

Haredi Fleeing Police 3 Leave your caption in the comments section.

[tarboush tip: Los]

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Tfoo Aletch

August 6, 2009 at 4:33 pm

I don't have a caption, I just want to know what the religious significance of that hideous hat is.

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Abu Sinan

August 6, 2009 at 4:35 pm

"You better run away; pinch my nipple and think you can get away with it?"

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SouthAsianReader

August 6, 2009 at 4:57 pm

"Look, It's my job to examine what's up your skirt!"

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Fayyad

August 6, 2009 at 5:27 pm

"I hate chasing those fuckers, I'd rather chase a Palestinian so I can shoot his ass down."

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Fayyad

August 6, 2009 at 5:29 pm

"Mom… he's touching me…."

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Sean2009

August 6, 2009 at 5:37 pm

"You can't catch me on my magic bicycle!"

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OooKhalid

August 9, 2009 at 3:51 pm

best one yet!

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myro

August 6, 2009 at 6:20 pm

Tfoo Aletch,

the hat's weight symbolizes that there is someone above them (i.e. God) and serves as a reminder. One can understand your curiosity but you could have been more polite and less bigoted about it.

Here's my caption:

"Sir, it is standard procedure to strip search you "

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YaffaHaifa

August 8, 2009 at 6:51 am

Thanks, I heard they're made of squirrel fur; or will any fur do?

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- myro
  
  August 9, 2009 at 12:18 am
  
  lols. That I do not know. I heard about the significance of the hats from a friend
  
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Master Splinter

August 6, 2009 at 8:44 pm

"YEEEEEEEEE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE! YEEEEEEEEE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE! YEEEEEEEEE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE! "

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Fayyad

August 7, 2009 at 7:55 pm

Awesome… This is what I was getting at, except I didn't know how to say it.

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SanaKF

August 7, 2009 at 9:20 pm

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha

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one eye

August 6, 2009 at 9:06 pm

"damn it. this is not part of my job description. i am sure I signed the contract that says SHOT THE ARABS."

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Ismail

August 6, 2009 at 9:16 pm

"I'll get you, you wascally wabbi!" (tip o' the tarboush to Elmer Fudd).

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JillianKF

August 7, 2009 at 3:19 pm

Winning comment.

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YaffaHaifa

August 8, 2009 at 6:55 am

eckteer!!

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Daniel

August 7, 2009 at 12:11 pm

According to IDF reports, with the continued embargo of Gaza and recent tunnel collapses, sympathetic Haredi Jews have been looking for new and innovative techniques to smuggle goods and people into and out of Gaza.

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cynic8

August 7, 2009 at 8:24 pm

ALL that believe their ways are the ONLY ways of Allah should be herded together and left to fight it out. Leave the rest of us alone!

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SanaKF

August 7, 2009 at 9:25 pm

"Oh my G——–ddddd, this is the worst Hora EVURRR!"

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els

August 9, 2009 at 8:14 am

LOL this one is absolutely my favorite! but none of my non-Jewish friends seem to get it

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- SanaKF
  
  August 9, 2009 at 9:15 am
  
  Yeah, a lot of people won't get it. L-L
  
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- hanoum
  
  August 11, 2009 at 3:45 am
  
  hava nageela hava, nageela hava, nageela…………..?
  
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YaffaHaifa

August 8, 2009 at 6:47 am

No, you can't have my hat!! Go catch some squirrels and have one made for yourself!!

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Sally

August 8, 2009 at 8:37 am

heyyyyyyyyy ive seen someone wear a hat just like it! or a brown one…if i remember correctly

i wouldn't wear one. no offense.

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