Caption Contest

By Will

Haredi Fleeing Police 3Leave your caption in the comments section.

[tarboush tip: Los]

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44 Responses to “Caption Contest”

  1. Tfoo Aletch

    I don't have a caption, I just want to know what the religious significance of that hideous hat is.

    #92822
  2. "You better run away; pinch my nipple and think you can get away with it?"

    #92823
  3. SouthAsianReader

    "Look, It's my job to examine what's up your skirt!"

    #92825
  4. "I hate chasing those fuckers, I'd rather chase a Palestinian so I can shoot his ass down."

    #92827
  5. "Mom… he's touching me…."

    #92828
  6. "You can't catch me on my magic bicycle!"

    #92829
  7. myro

    Tfoo Aletch,

    the hat's weight symbolizes that there is someone above them (i.e. God) and serves as a reminder. One can understand your curiosity but you could have been more polite and less bigoted about it.

    Here's my caption:

    "Sir, it is standard procedure to strip search you "

    #92831
  8. Master Splinter

    "YEEEEEEEEE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE! YEEEEEEEEE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE! YEEEEEEEEE-HE-HE-HE-HE-HE! "

    #92833
  9. "damn it. this is not part of my job description. i am sure I signed the contract that says SHOT THE ARABS."

    #92834
  10. Ismail

    "I'll get you, you wascally wabbi!" (tip o' the tarboush to Elmer Fudd).

    #92835
  11. Daniel

    According to IDF reports, with the continued embargo of Gaza and recent tunnel collapses, sympathetic Haredi Jews have been looking for new and innovative techniques to smuggle goods and people into and out of Gaza.

    #92860
  12. cynic8

    ALL that believe their ways are the ONLY ways of Allah should be herded together and left to fight it out. Leave the rest of us alone!

    #92885
  13. "Oh my G——–ddddd, this is the worst Hora EVURRR!"

    #92889
  14. YaffaHaifa

    No, you can't have my hat!! Go catch some squirrels and have one made for yourself!!

    #92907
    • Sally

      heyyyyyyyyy ive seen someone wear a hat just like it! or a brown one…if i remember correctly

      i wouldn't wear one. no offense.

      #92912
  15. Hanitizer

    "Cannot Touch This! La La La Lah!"

    #92913
  16. Yousef

    "Y-M-C-A"

    #92914
  17. Hanoum

    Hey, since when is it a crime to take home extra lox from a buffet?

    #92933
  18. Brian

    if you think you're sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo smart, how come you're not visiting her?

    #92946
  19. Aaaaaaahhhhh!! Keep touching Your's Mr. Officer; Don't touch mine!

    #92951
  20. No, really! I just want to talk.

    #92970
  21. Skyward

    "Cheater! You didnt finish counting to ten!"

    #93012
  22. Sarah

    hey stop playing around please, i needa talk to you, believe it or not!

    #93065
  23. Sarah

    i am a really confused person

    #93066
  24. Sarah

    just get a hold of me, and stop this please

    #93067
  25. Sarah

    just tell me if I'm dying, yes or no. so I stop thinking about it, or at least I'll know

    #93071
  26. Sarah

    dying, as in i will not be alive

    #93072
  27. Maya

    Wonderful action shot!!! such exotic, peculiar, disturbing behavior……maybe shunning bicycle man from the rest of humanity is not such a bad idea

    the other guy is boring and gross

    #93079
  28. Guy wit hideous Hat (thinking):: Man! O man! I hope i get the part for that new holocaust movie! Acting victimized comes so natural for me ::

    Guy wit Nazi uniform (thinking):: Thank Yahweh for that stint in Gaza with the IDF. This Nazi SS part is sooooo perfect for me! ::

    #93145
  29. Skyward

    Run, run, as fast as you can
    You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man!

    #93185
  30. va va va varooooooom vroooooooooooooooom

    #93213

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