If you are sitting on the floor, you cannot fall. But they cannot all be winners. There are many things to love about the Arab people; you will not find anything here to speak to that. Here is a list of things that I resent and my people happen to be associated with them. Those by no mean represent Arabs, but I hate it when my people exhibit one or more of those traits. I feel I must disclose that I am neither a Neo-Con nor a self hating Arab. Here is my laundry list:
1- Your Cousins! The fact that your countless cousins are always trying to copy your style, talk shi* on your mom and steal your thunder. Being instantly judgmental on the basis of very little observed fact. Boy, do not you hate it when your female cousins straight up stare at and evaluate other women.
2- The fact that we are ok with belly fat. C’mon, you know your grandma hates your skinny figure. I wish I had a dime every time I was told in Arabic “belly fat means prestige”
3- Yellow gold, White gold anyone? Many of my Arabs wrongfully subscribe to the axiom, if it is not yellow, it isn’t gold. The women I know in Gaza wear the same style yellow gold bracelets. While we are at it, deodorant, hair gel and cologne, more is less and less is more.
4- There is no Fu*king Privacy! Only dead people get that benefit. Trying to read a book or write something in an Arab country…good luck with that! And do not answer “how much money do you make?” question.
5-Not everything that has carbonation is called bebsi! Coca Cola founders are rolling in their graves for that one. It’s like calling your girlfriend the wrong name…Bebsi just like the American flag has Red, White and Blue, c’mon people get on with the program.
6- Arab men obsession with John Claude Van Damme and his so called action movies. You know JCVD does not even watch his own movies anymore…life is too short.
7- The Entire Career of Celine Dion, yes, she is married a Lebanese Canadian man, but that does not justify playing her heard goes on in every Arab wedding. Celine, I loved you when I was a FOB, but there is so much hate for you here in the States…you are a Canadian for crying out loud.
8- Slurpees, most Arabs come from warm areas, so coping with the hot weather is a given, it is not like AC are available in most places. While it’s true that many Indians run 7/11 stores, many Arabs however run the slurpee machine. Cooling off in a hot summer day is made easier by those sugar loaded slushies.
9- Nuetella…Not-at-all, the whole peanut economy is keeping the south together. Many Arabs in America do not appreciate that and chose to eat either Halawa—made of sesame seed or more often than not use the hazelnut infused chocolate spread as someone with allergies, I find myself out of options on spreads.
10- Vimto, a drink largely made in the United Kingdom, a blend of grapes, raspberries and blackcurrants. It comes in a large glass bottle, mix it with water and you got yourself an awesome summer beverage. The problem with it, it’s everywhere you go in the Middle East—like fast food chains in the Bible Belt. Some equate its taste with cheap knockoff cough medicine you buy at the discount shelf at Target. Not to also forget Tang, the instant mix made popular in the Arab world where it’s imported it and then rerouted to the States from the old country where it came from Europe. Americans do not get the Tang nor the Vimto craze that dominates the Middle East like their military.
11- Instant Coffee, Arabs might have given the world coffee, but that does not give them the right to also ruin it for the rest of us. Coffee should never be instant, Nescafe is not real coffee and you are a jerk for subscribing to that.
12- The News, Not only do Arabs and Arab world rule a major chunk of your news; we are also addicted to watching ourselves like one’s first YouTube video. Most Arab household classify news as entertainment where not even the latest (or best) Star Wars movie can compete with the various conflicts of the Arab land.
13- Paula Abdul, ok Arabs and Jews collaborated in the making of this TV persona. She comes from a Jewish Arab ancestry. While she might be the nice one on the set of American ideal, she still makes more gaffes, generate more erratic and bizarre behavior than a dozen of Hollywood wannabes.
14- Algebra, they had to invent this bugger and give us all headaches. Leave it to the Greeks, they could have used some bad PR, no one is bothering them for investing philosophy.
15- Ralph Nader’s seat belt… which most Arabs don;t use anyways!
16- The attitude in discussing anything as an expert, which means their version of a “conversation” is them delivering a monologue. Combined with the egoistic sensitivity. Being easily insulted and getting dramatic about it.
17- Using kleenex for everything that requires napkins or tissues. I am just done trying to explain the difference.
18- We think conspiracy theories explain everything political. No wonder Arab Americans make fine Libertarians.
19- We think anything Arab is the greatest, without realizing we borrowed it from another culture and that it is really not that much better than the equivalent elsewhere.
20- Preferring white skin over dark skin. Millions of dollars spent by Arabs on whitening lotions and creams. Incidentally, Americans are undoing their witness by using the tanning ones.
21- When men who neither daylight as butchers nor moonlight as Hannibal Lector smell like raw meat for some reason.
22- Our excellent memories and recall abilities. Arabs have great abilities to remember things; I think it has to do with being an oral people, rather than written word people. This might come from watching way too much TV and reading too little. A tip, never borrow money from an Arab.
23- Inherent conservatism, bitch!
24- Arabic Names Like Anas
25- This Guy
this motherfuckin arab terrorist race spends its time chewing sticks,and swallowing .that's why they act like animals.personally i don't consider them as humans but just a sucidal terroriste race.research has shown the cognotive impairements in heavy smokers.Go to egypt and witness these morons. still i hav never seen psychiatrilly speaking a country with a high mentally disabled people like arabs i.e down syndrom,schyzophrenia,paranoid etc coz of these twitts commiting ancetry through marring cousins from generation to generation even btn brothers and sisters.allready in arabic language the word consciousness does not existe.so sum up this endless smoking in public,uncousiouness,analphabetism,ancetry,sodomising their sisters,podophilism;gays will bring up a population of sombies.what a race!
arabs are not even whites.what a fuck do they want to do with our coulor us the europeans,i find even dark skin better than the skin complexion of these dicks.i know why they prefer our colour.its because we crush them with an iron hands each time they open up their snouts.blacks,do the same and they consider u as gods.i hate their primitive uncivilized language it sounds boring.their medieval dressing code is silly.go and learn some english.cars,internet,techinologie belong to us.go back into ur caves and feed on ur dates and raw camels miik.shit
Posted by natanyahu bush | January 21, 2013, 8:54 amWow such an ＂ intelligent ＂ post I hope this makes you feel smart enogh ；D
All cultures have flaws
The ，but if you have no freaken life you'd probabley be sitting on ur computer writing stupid post like you
Haha yeah repley all you like
Cause i wont be back here agaaain！ bitch ！
BURN ！是否！
Haha i wont see it
Go and think of something you hate about your sex life huh ？
Oh I forgot YOU DONT HAVE ONE ！
Good bye
Posted by Jenna | January 21, 2013, 4:40 pmI just hate them…. They are fucken dirty rich shit. They don’t have to work they just seat on there wide ass and eat what there polygamous father of a hog feed them. When I see an rich Arabs I feel like sick !!! Fuck Arabs!!!!
Posted by Dag | January 28, 2013, 6:01 amThey are the most dirties creatures on the planet. They are stupid balloon headed mother fuckers the school am attending righ now have got some Arabs they are so fucking pig they are derty and rich it’s so fucking disgusting just looking at them!!!!
I want to fucken exterminate them with H-bomb!!!
Fuck fffffffffff Fuck u all Arabs in the globe u retarded terrorists mother fucken jihadist the world would be so much better with out u mother fucken animals!!!
Posted by Dag | January 28, 2013, 6:18 amBy the way I also hate fucken racist nazi bastards like the one above!!!!! Fuck you you racist mother fucker ur no better than arabs asswhole!!!!!! You ignorant shit am assumin that u don’t even have a real jod may be a prison guard or may be a janitor!!! It’s obvious u didn’t have a real education from what u have written!!!!
I hope u die and burn in hell with the arabs cold egoist nazi!!!!!
Posted by Dag | January 28, 2013, 6:30 amWell said my friend!!! fuck white nazi haters and arabs they all can go to hell am white female by the way Dag I live in US. And I hate fucken rich stupid Arabs and mind fucked white racists!!!
Don’t forget to consult me about the H-bomb I will be more than happy to help!!
Posted by Kiya | January 30, 2013, 11:58 amThey taught us this guys , we can't do any thing well as others , We just think we are the Best people in the world , but Arabs are the most mother fuckers around the world , ask me I was an Arab Man but not any more .
Posted by Jordanian | February 16, 2013, 7:27 pmstop saying that we are stuped and we know nothing that's hurt me coz i'm a muslim girl and arabic girl and i Proud i'm not like u i don't hurt who hurt me thanksssssss
Posted by samar bouhamed | March 7, 2013, 7:22 pmThere is a difference bewtween hating arabs and being jealous that we have money and we actually work for our money u dumb fuck most arabs are entreprenuers and we bust our asses for our money dont hate cuz ur a fatass lazy honkies. Im a yemeni arab and our people are struggling to survive not harming anyone even though we have radicalism and a corrupt govt. the problem with dumb fat lazy american men and their retarded materialistic sluts for mothers and sisters is thst tgey forgot most of the achievements of the world were either done by arabs or we advanced it. Besides only about 15 percent of arabs are rich the rest of the non saudi or gilf countries are steuggling. Not to mention the fact that muslims in america which most are arab are the highest paid and educated ethnic group in america.u guys should get lives and meet atab people and get to know them instead of just eating mcdonalds and talking about arabs with info u got from cnn. I swear its white fear mongering idiots like u guys who make me lose hope for mankind.
Posted by Omar | March 8, 2013, 3:58 pmDon't forget also, that all arabs are mad allahu-akbar terrorists.
Posted by asdasdasd | March 17, 2013, 3:38 pmHere is an article that might add some insight http://www.rebelliousarabgirl.net/2007/07/02/asha…
Posted by sportyclassic | April 8, 2013, 9:13 amU Know this is ridicules. U hate arabs based on trivial things and here I thought when I click on this link I would have something worth reading. U want my comment here it is : you talk BULLSHIT! You don't like Nescafe don't drink it simple. You don't like what they eat don't watch. No one is forcing you to see or be around them. So what right do you have in writing this nonsense? Seriously, not because you have internet and you are bored then you can go around writing utter nonsense. GET A LIFE OR BUY ONE IT IS ON SALE!
Posted by Emilia | April 18, 2013, 1:20 pmhey my name is Anas lol
Posted by anas | May 12, 2013, 9:35 pm