Chaim Sugarman, KABOBfest’s resident paparazzo, uncovered the following photograph of shamed professional golfer Tiger Woods with DC Socialite/professional groupie Michaele Salahi – igniting a wide-range controversy across Prince George County, Virginia over their yet to be proven – though we all know it probably happened – love affair.
Michaele’s sugar daddy, shamed ATFP board member, IDF kidnapper, and Berlusconi-opposition leader Tareq Salahi is reportedly “bugged out” by the situation. More to come as this story develops.
[tarboush tip: Will]
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What the hell kind of name is "Michaele", anyway? Sounds like some pretentious bullshit name. Reminds me of my aunt who has spent the last 30 years apparently trying to figure out how many different ways she can spell her first name.
Posted by programmer craig | December 18, 2009, 11:00 pmIt's an Eastern European name you idiot. It's pronounced MiK-ale.
Posted by programmer zub | December 18, 2009, 11:29 pmNo, it isn't. You're thinking of "Michaela", you idiot. And considering her parents are named Howard and Rosemary Holt, I think the odds that she's Eastern European are slim to none, anyway. Unless you consider Anglo-Saxons to be "Eastern European" or something? lol.
Posted by programmer craig | December 19, 2009, 5:02 amWho cares? I like her name. Sound's like " programmer craig" is a little too into her story. Obssesed.
You know her parents names?
Posted by Susan | December 19, 2009, 5:08 pmYou never heard of Google?
Posted by programmer craig | December 19, 2009, 8:45 pmpriceless! the salahis are a gift that keeps on giving!
Posted by Sam | December 19, 2009, 8:16 pmYou never know where you’ll find Tiger’s wood next.
Check out “Drive Like the Tiger” at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2NQ9HA956I
Posted by Bruce | December 20, 2009, 12:22 amFollow the singing saga of “The World’s Greatest Swinger.”
Check out “Drive Like the Tiger” at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2NQ9HA956I
Posted by Bruce | December 22, 2009, 11:59 pmthis is not michaele salahi YOU IDIOTS!
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Posted by Felicity Stark | March 19, 2010, 7:48 amTiger has overcome alot these few months and of course he will be off when it comes to his golf game. Give it a couple months and if anyone can make a comeback, he would be the first choice. He is the most gifted golfer on the planet and i’m sure the true sports fans can’t wait to see him get back to form.
Posted by makati golf | June 6, 2010, 11:49 pmTiger Woods is deficient in social grace, is arrogant, lacks courtesy, tosses kid-like fits and tantrums, does not have regard for other people, became a egotistical husband, and is among the most egoistic sports athletes of his era. Simply put, he got what he well deserved. Woods will not win another Major. An excessive amount of head trash!
Posted by Dana McLean | August 24, 2010, 8:59 pmRegardless of what Tiger did in these days to his household. In my heart, Tiger is even now the legend of golf. I support you Tiger!
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