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White House Crashers Behind Berlusconi Attack!

Chaim Sugarman, KABOBfest’s Rome Bureau Chief, reports that Tarek Salahi – DC socialite, media whore, and ATFP Board Member – was behind the attack on Italy’s Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi last weekend.

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Sugarman released photographic evidence showing the White House crasher standing directly behind the prime minister minutes after his attacker was taken into custody. The Italian police are investigating evidence found at the scene that included a bloodied statuette of Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh as a possible crime weapon. The statuette is similar to the souvenir presented to attendees of a recent White House gala.

Michaele Salahi could not be reached for comment. She was too busy taking pictures of herself.

[tarboush tip: Hanitizer & Fayyad]

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2 Responses to “White House Crashers Behind Berlusconi Attack!”

  1. LMAO! hahah what a sneaky couple!

    Posted by Haneen | December 16, 2009, 8:02 am
  2. We need a thorough investigation of every major political event in recent memory. These weasals are sure to show up.

    Posted by MohammadKF | December 16, 2009, 9:52 am

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