Tiger Woods’ life is turning upside down as not one but THREE mistresses have been exposed. The New York Daily News, which as the scum of tabloids has the right to judge his obsession with sex, is referring them as his “triple bogey.”
Media are releasing the inner-most personal communications: his sext messages to his lovers and his desperate call to one of his mistresses warning that his wife may be trying to reach her. He’s been forced to apologize to us, the public, for his transgressions (apology ACCEPTED!)
He’s going to lose endorsement deals now and his cute and innocent blonde wife’s going to take half his shit (after suffering the evils of those damn brunette temptresses). His kids are going to grow up as cutters and druggies now.
And all you care about is your own little life?!?!
My heart goes out to the real victim here — Tiger Woods. Is there anything wrong with him getting some loving on the side?
As he told one of his honies, married life sucks. It is an oppressive institution. I say the public should expect married people – men and women – to cheat on each other and let it be. Then people will not get hurt when it happens and out actions and impulses will be aligned, causing us much more happiness. Why ruin lives over extramarital sex? Because of this regime of monogamy, now his wife is going to suffer too, needlessly.
If we all just chilled out and let the institution of marriage be a sexually flexible one, we could avoid so many problems. We could name this new magical orgiastic place KABOBtopia. And even the crazy Israel-loving nuts who troll our comments section would be invited.
The one thing I like about all this Woods scandal stuff is that celebrities get to see that their lives of privilege — getting paid exorbitant amounts to do what they love — comes with a price. The public’s voyeurism is the trade-off for their easy lives. And we the pubic get a little more fun for our money. All the money we put into our Nikes comes back in the form of pleasure at public spectacle’s involving mega-stars.
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I think everyone is just laying it on because he's led such a charmed life and people get jealous. They should just leave the guy alone. It's between him and his wife.
Posted by programmer craig | December 2, 2009, 4:45 pmHim and his wife and all the other women he slithered with.
Posted by lostinthemonitor | December 11, 2009, 7:49 pmJees, some people just can't say thank you God. I mean if this guy wasn't a super athlete he'be humping one legged gnomes! Or, he'd be a man's man like programmer craig!!
Posted by Chauncey | December 2, 2009, 6:52 pmIf Kobe could walk away, almost unscratched, from rape allegations ..I think Woods will be fine.
Posted by SanaKF | December 2, 2009, 11:04 pmhow is this relevant to anything
who gives a shit.
don't tell me Tiger's Arab…
Posted by :/// | December 3, 2009, 6:50 amLet him who is without sin cast the first stone
Posted by ArnoP | December 3, 2009, 8:40 am"We the pubic" Will, really? Classy.
Posted by JillianKF | December 5, 2009, 1:01 pm:/// , Tiger Woods is not Arab, but he has/had a blonde wife, which is every Arab male's dream.
Jillian, that was a Freudian slip, but one that fits really nicely with the post so I will leave it in.
Yes, this is inane, but if I don't dabble in the trivial occasionally, I will go nuts.
Will
Posted by KABOBfestWill | December 5, 2009, 1:26 pmWow. So hello all you Arabs! Hey, the whole Palestine thing was done badly and people on both sides screwed up but frankly when the Israelis said go ahead and stay most non-Israeli Palestinians left and said "we will come back with guns and knives" instead of either staying and working or moving to freaking Jordan and carrying on. We are now talking sixty years ago, get over it, you guys are like some middle-aged guy still mooning over his high school crush. Quit trying to destroy Israel and lobbing bombs at them and they will leave you alone, too. What's so hard?
Is that too logical? Wow. Okay and as to Tiger, when you choose to be a celebrity then the scrutiny is included on the menu.
Posted by Kimbal | December 5, 2009, 8:37 pmNo, I am not being a wise guy, I never have understood why the Israel versus Palestinian thing continues in a world supposedly inhabited by rational beings. So there is that.
As to marriage, if you are not willing to be faithful to one woman do not marry her. Easy. When you and your wife commit to each other then you put away most of the drama and heartache, have no worries about STDs and if a baby ensues no one has to take a blood test. Your kids grow up in a safe environment and love you even when you get old and cranky. What's not to like? And no, I am not either Arab or Jew. I am primariy a son of Japheth rather than Ham or Shem with mostly Western European roots mixed with a bit of Cherokee Indian. Cherokees have at least as much to gripe about as Palestinians and you don't see us bombing Washington, do you?
Posted by Kimbal | December 5, 2009, 8:41 pm"Cherokees have at least as much to gripe about as Palestinians and you don't see us bombing Washington, do you?"
enjoy
I guess that makes Cherokees pussys then … good pussy boy Cherokee living under the rule of the people who massacred his ancestors and took over their land ..
Posted by Ali | December 8, 2009, 10:27 pmAargh I bet I ought to subscribe just to see how thorougly I get villified.
Posted by Kimbal | December 5, 2009, 8:43 pmYou can certainly tell that WILL isn't married with this foolishness he wrote!
Posted by tiger | December 7, 2009, 9:31 pmYeah the 31/32nds of my ancestors murdered the 1/32 of my ancestors so I should beat on myself for awhile, right? You figure that a past offense justifies murdering women and babies and you call me names? Trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllll
Posted by Kimbal | December 9, 2009, 6:16 ammarried life is the happiest part of a persons life if the wife and husband really love each other.:`
Posted by Morgan Palmer | September 12, 2010, 7:01 am