Internet archaeologists recently discovered this digital equivalent of a cave drawing, circa the 1999 internet.
Looking at its crude copy and paste job, incoherent meaning and the primitive web skills behind a now obsolete form of web animation, they determined the anonymous author was likely a deranged lunatic who through hours of internet porn-inspired self-pleasuring lost the opposable function in his mouse-grasping thumb.
The researchers were also pleased that geeks everywhere would enjoy a moment of nostalgia from observing several of the dozen or so frames in this sidebar animation.
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Ha HAA…….If you can laugh together, you can live together. When will this 7mar realize the Zionists are not laughing with him, they are laughing AT him.
Posted by What a Joke | January 14, 2010, 3:33 amGreat …I love It. Looks Great.
Posted by dannyd | January 14, 2010, 4:05 amListen you Iron Geek, that animation took me hours to get just right. I'd like to see you pull off something half as witty as it. Or are you too focused on loving hamas, hating Christians and eating tabouli?
Posted by Ray Hanania | January 14, 2010, 4:48 amWhat's wrong with taboule? Why the hell would you pick on a salad? Granted the taste is a little difficult perhaps to get used to if you're Foreign to the Mediterranean/ME culture ..but why would you do that? What injustice has it wrought upon you? Flossing?
Posted by SanaKF | January 14, 2010, 5:21 amNothing. I've learned that some cultures' cuisines holds more value than its people.
Posted by Ray Hanania | January 14, 2010, 5:39 amLike Biryani? I love South Asia but Biryani > South Asians HANDS DOWN.
Posted by SanaKF | January 14, 2010, 5:42 amRay ya hmar,
I produce something twice as witty as that every morning at about 8 AM thanks to regularity in my bowel movements (tabbouleh is excellent for the digestive system).
Will
Posted by KABOBfestWill | January 15, 2010, 1:40 amI guess I'm not surprised you think what you deposit in the toilet is "witty", Will. You're kinda like Adam Sandler, only without the sense of humor.
Posted by programmer craig | January 15, 2010, 7:50 amWhy draw attention to a site that ranks like one zillionth on Alexa?
http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/kabobfestcharred.bl…
Posted by ikke | January 14, 2010, 12:12 pmIt's a trade off. His site is really lame, but it's so pathetic we can't help but make fun of it. It's been up for a few weeks now and has garnered no comments (despite his facebook messages pleading with folks to visit it). Funniest of all, he employs Google ads… as if he's expecting to make money from it.
Posted by Programmer Buydatti | January 14, 2010, 1:53 pmThis graphic is undisputed proof that Ray is a violent person. What point is he trying to across, that he wants to stab kabobfest writers? I expected more from a "moderate arab voice."
Posted by Sand Monkey | January 14, 2010, 2:34 pmThe only thing moderate about Ray is his going rate on the streets of Tel Aviv.
Posted by KABOBfestWill | January 15, 2010, 1:43 aminternet porn-inspired self-pleasuring
Obviously Will is speaking from experience. This coming from the same guy who thinks that cheating on your spouse is a cool and acceptable thing to do.
Posted by eagle007blogger | January 18, 2010, 9:08 pm