Internet Relic Pops Up in 2010

By Will

Internet archaeologists recently discovered this digital equivalent of a cave drawing, circa the 1999 internet.

Looking at its crude copy and paste job, incoherent meaning and the primitive web skills behind a now obsolete form of web animation, they determined the anonymous author was likely a deranged lunatic who through hours of internet porn-inspired self-pleasuring lost the opposable function in his mouse-grasping thumb.

The researchers were also pleased that geeks everywhere would enjoy a moment of nostalgia from observing several of the dozen or so frames in this sidebar animation.

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13 Responses to “Internet Relic Pops Up in 2010”

  1. What a Joke

    Ha HAA…….If you can laugh together, you can live together. When will this 7mar realize the Zionists are not laughing with him, they are laughing AT him.

    #97509
  2. Great …I love It. Looks Great.

    #97512
  3. Listen you Iron Geek, that animation took me hours to get just right. I'd like to see you pull off something half as witty as it. Or are you too focused on loving hamas, hating Christians and eating tabouli?

    #97516
    • What's wrong with taboule? Why the hell would you pick on a salad? Granted the taste is a little difficult perhaps to get used to if you're Foreign to the Mediterranean/ME culture ..but why would you do that? What injustice has it wrought upon you? Flossing?

      #97517
  4. Like Biryani? I love South Asia but Biryani > South Asians HANDS DOWN.

    #97520
    • Ray ya hmar,

      I produce something twice as witty as that every morning at about 8 AM thanks to regularity in my bowel movements (tabbouleh is excellent for the digestive system).

      Will

      #97554
      • programmer craig

        I guess I'm not surprised you think what you deposit in the toilet is "witty", Will. You're kinda like Adam Sandler, only without the sense of humor.

        #97559
  5. ikke

    Why draw attention to a site that ranks like one zillionth on Alexa?

    http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/kabobfestcharred.bl...

    #97529
    • It's a trade off. His site is really lame, but it's so pathetic we can't help but make fun of it. It's been up for a few weeks now and has garnered no comments (despite his facebook messages pleading with folks to visit it). Funniest of all, he employs Google ads… as if he's expecting to make money from it.

      #97531
  6. This graphic is undisputed proof that Ray is a violent person. What point is he trying to across, that he wants to stab kabobfest writers? I expected more from a "moderate arab voice."

    #97534
  7. internet porn-inspired self-pleasuring

    Obviously Will is speaking from experience. This coming from the same guy who thinks that cheating on your spouse is a cool and acceptable thing to do.

    #97649

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