Great Conspiracies of the BDS Movement

The IAW debate on Al-Jazeera pointed to accusation of an anti-Semitic plot as a conspiracy theory hurled at the ethnically, religiously, and generationally diverse group of broke solidarity activists who came together to organize the BDS (Boycott, Divestment, and Sanctions against Israel) movement with the goal of achieving equal rights for the Palestinians people.

According to your sources, what other conspiracies is the young, global movement is responsible for?

1. The Assassination of JFK
2. It Shot John Lennon and the sheriff, also shot J.R.
3. Created the HIV virus and infected it into monkeys
4. Plans to orchestrate an Islamic Awareness Week
5. September 11th, 1997
6. The ultimate goal of BDS, which is to impose sharia law in the U.S
7. Planted the stain on Monica’s blue dress
8. Increase Palestinian birth rates with foreign aid money
9. Speidi
10. Formation of the original Bavarian Illuminati Council
11. The wardrobe malfunction at the Super Bowl XXXVIII halftime show.
12. Operating the eye on the back of the dollar bill
13. Fabricated a Hawaii birth certificate for Kenyan-born Barack Hussein Obama
14. The changing of ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken’ to ‘KFC’
15. The DaVinci code, now that we know Da Vinci is half-Arab

[Tarboush Tip: Will, Fadi, Sana, Diana, Mohammed, Jillian, Sunbula, Chaim]

Tags: apartheid, BDS, Fayyad, israel, palestine, solidarity politics, zionuts

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