1. Whether it be an American beauty pagent winner or any MSA student, connect _______ Muslim to one of the following: Hamas, Iran, Hezbollah, IHH, Muslim Brotherhood, Al-Qaeda, Bin Laden family, Palestinians, Mexicans, Hugo Chavez, or Allah. See the following example (here)
2. Acceptable responses to “What is wrong with Muslims anyway?”:
“They hate America/freedom/our freedom/woman’s rights/women/Pamela Geller in a bathing suit/American beauty pagents/Jews/God-fearing Christians/Sunnis/Shi’as/American troops/peace”
“They want to turn America into a sharia state”
“They are illegal immigrants”
“They won’t be happy until they dominate all of the Western world.”
“Those evil-doers won’t allow us to seek our peaceful salvation through Jesus Christ. And oh yeah, they hate Christ.”
“They can’t take Danish cartoon jokes”
“They want us to eat their halal meat!”
“They are Al-Qaeda-trained Palestinian terrorists who have weapons of mass destruction to kill american troops.”
3. Accuse people of being secret Muslims, modern day Moriscos, like the following liberal presidential hopeful
(that’s CLEARLY a Sunnah-inspired beard)
4. Come up with profane neologisms like “DumbAssity” to express your disapproval of said Muslim story (thanks for the gem DS):
5. Find a photo of _________ in a Muslim country.
6. Accuse them of being terrorist sponsors (this can include sending money back home to their mothers).
7. Express visual frustration when Muslims have opinions about anything, especially on the issue of free speech and freedom of expression.
8. Insist that the anti-Muslim backlash is a myth because Muslims are not and have not been victims of hate crimes. Preferable sentence structure to add credibility to your statement, “According to the New York Post…”
9. Make false analogies to sensitive moments of historical tragedy, i.e. “It’s like putting swastikas up two blocks from a Holocaust memorial.”
“it’s like building the financial capital of America on enslaved African burial grounds.” (oh whoops, that actually happened)
10. (add your own!)
Tarboush Tip: Hanitizer
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Maytha, sounds like the playbook my neighbors in Amman have with the Jews. I am ready to write a book "S*** My Neighbors Say". Stupid is as stupid does, whatever wing of humanity is speaking.
2A contains a wish-list I hear regularly from the mosque around my house on Fridays, and from some Jordanians who don't know I can understand Arabic in (parenthesis):
“They want to turn America into a sharia state” (It would be the best thing for them!)
“They are illegal immigrants” (I found a way through Tijuana, 10K gets you in!)
“They won’t be happy until they dominate all of the Western world.”(Really, it's for their best, mish?)
“Those evil-doers won’t allow us to seek our peaceful salvation through… And oh yeah, they hate…
“They can’t take Danish cartoon jokes” (We'll show them how to respect us when we take over)
“They want us to eat their halal meat!” (We got a pizza & chicken chain in England on our side!)
Posted by kinziblogs | August 30, 2010, 3:38 amAs long as you are so frightened of racist bastards — you will be paralyzed from making any political demands.
You will be on your knees forever, begging the racists to validate you as an acceptable guy.
You will train your children in the same on-your-knees posture towards all the racists.
That will consume all your time.
Do you see that?
Posted by Beg on your Knees | August 30, 2010, 6:08 amI like the use of the word Morisco to describe Muslims in the West.
How apt! History repeats itself…..
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Posted by ecommerce | September 10, 2010, 4:50 amHey sandnigger. YOU SUCK.
Islam is a lie. Allah is a lie.
Your holy books were created by retarded goat herders that lived in the desert. It has no place in modern society.
Remember: All of today's religions will be tomorrow's mythologies.
Posted by Atheist | November 25, 2010, 1:02 pmYou are no advertisement for your lack of belief system. Whatever happened to laissez-faire? Such aggression and rudeness is unnecessary …. a pestilence you might say. According to Albert Pike, who includes you in his list of evils for creating a world devoted to Lucifer.
"We shall unleash the Nihilists and the atheists, and we shall provoke a formidable social cataclysm which in all its horror will show clearly to the nations the effect of absolute atheism, origin of savagery and of the most bloody turmoil ……. will receive the true light through the universal manifestation of the pure doctrine of Lucifer, brought finally out in the public view. This manifestation will result from the general reactionary movement which will follow the destruction of Christianity and atheism, both conquered and exterminated at the same time."
If this comes about, you and your ilk will not even count as mythologies.
Posted by Noor as Haqiqa | November 25, 2010, 3:26 pm