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What do Israel and the United States have in common? Why, that’s easy of course! They both have Liebermans that make a public mockery of the democratic political system. So which Lieberman is the more offensive Lieberman? You decide!
Representing USA: Joe Lieberman
Joe is a senator from Connecticut. Politically, he has however made more switches than the sexually confused Andy Dick. He’s a Democrat, no wait…he’s a Republican. Nope, he’s a Democrat…no, now he’s a Republican….wait, now he’s independent….I think.
He was the vice presidential running mate of Al Gore, the guy who invented the internet. Though unlike Al Gore, he wants America to put a “kill switch” on the internet so it can be turned off at any time to prevent the activists, hippies and anyone who doesn’t agree with ‘merica, damn it…from communicating with each other. He supports wire-tapping and racially profiling Arabs and Muslims, because, well…they look like the guys who bombed us. He supported both Gulf Wars claimed that Saddam Hussein is threatening to blow up America…and Iran too!
He doesn’t like political transparency because it prevents politicians from conducting backroom deals. In fact, according to Joe, Julian Assange should be arrested on charges of espionage because he’s a product of Satan. However, he also thinks that Jonathan Pollard, the guy who was arrested for espionage on behalf of Israel, got an unfair deal. Speaking of Israel, Joe thinks that the racist apartheid nation could do no wrong.
He supported Israel’s “non-war crime” war crimes in Operation Defensive Shield and Operation Cast Lead and thought that Israel didn’t do enough damage during its invasion of Lebanon. He publicly chastised Yasser Arafat, claiming that the now deceased Palestinian Leader was the Godfather of terrorism. He supports reparations of Holocaust survivors but doesn’t support reparations of displaced Palestinian refugees or their right of return. He supported moving the U.S. Embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem, the so-called “undisputed capital of Israel.”
He’s has a Fox News fetish and appears on the so-called news channel more often than Alan Colmes, these days. Just mentioning Bill O’Reilly or Sean Hannity gives him a chubby.
Representing Israel: Avigdor Lieberman
The Jewish Lou Ferrigno, this (not so) Incredible Hulk comes from the Soviet Union. After living moving to Israel, he worked as a nightclub bouncer and was so good at bouncing that he even received a promotion. He’s the racist founder of racist organizations like Yisrael Beiteinu, a political party that demands Arabs must swear loyalty to Israel to be able to keep their citizenship.
He wants forced exchange, wherein Israel moves its Arab citizens to the West Bank, while annexing all West Bank settlements, including the one he’s been living in since 1988. He’s against the “Land for Peace” and “Roadmap for Peace” plans and claims that the Palestinian Authority is an illegitimate entity.
This Lieberman is a tough guy. In fact, he’s so tough he violently assaulted a 12 year old boy. He supports indiscriminate targeting of alleged “terrorists” in the West Bank, Syria, Lebanon and Iran. He once told former Egyptian President, Hosni Mubarak to go to Hell. He accused Arab Knesset Members of being Hamas supporters and “terrorist collaborators” and suggested their executions, Nuremburg style. Ariel Sharon kicked him out of his government, Ehud Olmert had a slobbery make out session with the Egyptians because of him, and Netanyahu is repeatedly humiliated and embarrassed by Avigdor’s untimely racist comments and announcements of settlement expansion. He’s a public relations whore who thinks that controversy breeds publicity.
He supports an Israeli bill that allows neighborhoods in Israel to vote on whether an Arab can live in their community, another which makes boycott and divestment illegal, and a third that outlaws any mention and/or recognition of the Nakba (the 1948 exodus of Palestinians). He publicly humiliated Richard Goldstone, claiming that he’s an anti-Semitic Semite but celebrated Goldstone’s recent op-ed article that the Israeli PR machine claims absolved Israel of war crimes during Operation Cast Lead (the article did no such thing but you’ll have a hard time convincing Zionists of that).
So which Lieberman is more outrageous? You decide.Filed Under american politics, Avigdor Lieberman, israel, joe lieberman, zionuts