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Mehammed "Abou" Mack

Mehammed "Abou" Mack has written 12 posts for KABOBfest

Shameless exploitations of 9/11 for commercial advantage

While commuting to the Barack Obama rally today, Maytha and I took a detour through American Apparel, just to ‘look’. While I was ridiculing the designs and casting aspersions on the company’s porny ads, Maytha acted quickly and found a really cute top. We went to pay and noticed this perplexing item: Not just the [...]

“We don’t have Martians in Iran”

Hello fellow Kabobs and Kabobettes, At the gracious invitation of huggable Will and mesmerizing Maytha, I am the latest piece of lahma to be skewered and added to the already delicious roster. The name’s Mehammed Mack, see, Mack Daddy to May, which gets translated into Arablish as Abu Mack. All the salacious details of my [...]

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