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The drama of Maha and Khaled in Al-Kitaab
For all you slacker terrorists studying Arabic from Al-Kitaab fii Ta’allum al-’Arabiyya, the translated stories from each chapter. CHAPTER 1 — “I am Maha”“My name is Maha Mohammed Abulaal. I am Egyptian. I live in New York City in the Brooklyn area. My father is Egyptian. He works at the United Nations. My mother is [...]
Oh my G-D cheese in my bed NOW!
SHALOM! I can’t believe this that I am so glad to announce to you that I have a wonderful betulah in my bed right now and I am finally going to DO IT. Wish my luck because she say she has a period but I am a randy bocher with no worries for this. HaRosh [...]
Today I want 2 share my feeling
SHALOM! Ichulim! Today I am deciding to write because I am very anxious feeling over this country’s failing to pass a bailout bill for banks and corps. As to many might know I am working for my zaide who is a big macher (CEO and primary shareholder) at Sugarman Financial Industries which is big international [...]
To intervene or not to intervene?
This is a letter I sent to a dear friend after he sent me the latest sob-story article on gays in the Middle East, penned by Peter Tatchell of the group Outrage! The article describes a host of horrific crimes committed against Iraqis because of their assumed sexual orientation. Before you judge me and my [...]
Arab Hospitality and Child Labor
From today’s Dexter Filkins article in the New York Times: Yet for all the hardship endured by the Salmans, they appear to have lost neither their generosity nor their sense of grace. As I sat in their darkened apartment, Zaineb, one of Ms. Salman’s daughters served me tea. Her son Luay shone a flashlight over [...]
Regulating Women’s Bodies
Faiza Silmi, a 32 year-old Moroccan woman married to a French national, was denied French citizenship this week on the grounds that the burqa she wears is incompatible with french values, specifically equality of the sexes. Denied not because she can’t speak French, or doesn’t correctly understand the french code of secularism, but rather, due [...]
El Aynaoui 2nd oldest man to reach semis
At 36 years of age, the Moroccan tennis legend Younes El Aynaoui has reached the semifinals of a major tournament. For some perspective, most players retire around the age of 30. Also this week, the female Iranian-French phenom Aravane Rezai reached the semifinals of the Fes championships in Morocco. Interesting synergy, no? Wish them luck [...]
What’s wrong with my hand, Hillary?
On the campaign trail, Hillary Clinton promises that “as president, you will not see me holding hands with the Saudis.” But what about Bill’s hand, Hillary? If you touched Bill recently (doubtful), you may have been infected with second-hand Saudi handshake. Be careful, it’s contagious. And highly lucrative…“OMG, the Iraq Study Group Report is SO [...]
And the award for “most offensive baseball cap” goes to…
Prince Harry of Great Britain… recently “outed” as a soldier in Afghanistan. It becomes nobility so to wear their political colors on the back of their heads. This is the same guy who wears nazi outfits, smokes weed, feels girls up at clubs, and acts a terror on the streets of London. He’s the cute [...]
Nader, Obama, and… Can I get a “Palestine” up in here?!
Think what you will of Ralph Nader (here’s the Lebanese-American in his good-looking days) … I think we can all agree that what he had to say on Meet the Press about Obama’s flip-flopping on the Palestine issue is spot-on: “But Senator Obama is a person of substance. He’s also the first liberal evangelist in [...]
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