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10 Things to Help Muslims Survive Christmas
Be happy you’re not stuck in the mall. Looking for a parking spot is a lot harder than finding a spot to place your shoes at the Friday prayer service.
Former Israeli PM Praises Al Jazeera
Ariel Sharon busts a proverbial nut for Al Jazeera.
Palestine’s (Literal) Vatican Option
There are some no-brainer reasons Abu Mazen’s “Vatican option” at the United Nations makes awesome and brilliant sense only if implemented literally.
Arab Americans & 9/11 tenth Anniversary
How will Arab Americans commemorate the tenth anniversary of the 9/11 attacks?
The Dictionary of U.S Political Speech
A list of words and their meanings that you might want to consider brushing up on.
FC Barcelona Saves Palestine
By signing Mahmoud Abbas, FC Barcelona’s motto “Més que un club” (“more than a club”) proved true. It has now done more for the cause of peace than the United States and Europe combined.
Gaza Faces Severe Botox Shortage
Dr. Mansour Mostafa, Gaza’s top plastic surgeon, “If you think about it, it makes perfect sense,” “Israel’s siege is making people age quicker, and with that comes more wrinkles.“ According to several other surgeons interviewed for this this report, Gaza is becoming increasingly more vain and has turned into a chic urban center where pop stars are the trend setters.
Salam Fayyad endorses random Israelis for top jobs
(Illegal) Palestinian Authority prime minister Salam Fayyad recently gave a ringing endorsement to Stanley Fischer for the job of International Monetary Fund chief.
Aladdin Comes to Orange County
Tea Party Youth LA hit the streets of Downtown Fullerton to battle a the re-release of that damned 1992 Disney propaganda film Aladdin.
An Idiot’s Guide on How To Repress the People
Time to give these old, crumbling autocracies a few pointers on how to tackle the never-ending conundrum of people pressure.
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