Declaration from a Beirut Citizen, who is not a paid member in any party
May 9, 2008
The escalation of violence in Beirut Happened too quickly to make sound analysis or conclusions. But there are specific situations that did not happen:
There is no real surprise in the On-going armed clashes in the streets of Beirut (Please check your memory of Events concerning Lebanon in the last three years).
There is no occupation of Hamra neighborhood or others by Hizbullah forces.
There is no occupation, but street violence.
There are no check points that ask for ID and sect/religion.
There is no Sectarian Violence, only political Violence.
There is no theft/looting of broken spaces, places.
There is no attacking of homes and raping of women and young kids.
There is no WAR on the streets.
Now, as far as what is happening on the streets, last day & night, we were stuck at home, watching TV, surfing the net, reading the papers, writing a little...
We arrived at home under bullets raining in the upper direction above our heads... The loud sound doesn't provide you with accurate directions, so you feel it is coming from everywhere and going to everywhere including yourself...
After that, We continued to hear of bullets in the air, breaking the rhythm of usual night sounds in Beirut...
The night was pretty intense, the fighting did not stop very much... then Heavy Rain & thunder added Music to the Atmosphere... and it was hard while sleeping to distinguish the sound of a rocket propeller from that of Thunder, as if God and his party (Hizbullah) were musicians in the same Lebanese Orchestra...
The morning was much calmer, with few shooting moments... It seems that the gun fights have stopped in Beirut, we will see tonight...
We went out today in Hamra, the streets were empty, rare civilians out there, shopping or looking for an open store, throwing garbage...
(SIDE NOTE, Barbar Snack was Open, This place never closes!!!!!!! During the July 2006 war, Barbar was Open all the time... at that time, no fuel, no electricity, but Barbar had the Ovens hot and running bringing out Manakeech at a high rate 5 per minute... I Remember going to Barbar 10 years ago at 4 in the morning, Open again... I really think, that during Judgment day, and the billion of billions of people from different centuries and Archeological backgrounds will be waiting in line to be judged by GOD... well while waiting you can have a sandwich at Barbar, at any Lunar-Eternal Clock time... of course next to Barbar, will be aligned Religious stands providing forgiveness passes to Heaven on the condition to vote for their prophets in the next Heaven Munipal Committee Elections...)
Back to Beirut Streets, a lot of ''armed civilians/citizens'' were controling the streets, these people belong to The Opposition Forces, they were not actually Hizbullah but Syrian National Party Members who happen to have a ''cultural center'' in Hamra... Two streets above us, the Army was in control...
Some streets looked roughed up from fighitng... Building with Broken Glass, Broken walls...
What really happened in the big picture?
The opposition, lead by Hizbullah, decided to spread its control over the streets as a response to the political maneuvring and provocations of the Non United Government who is also trying to spread its control over the country thru state institutions, more specifically in light of official steps towards controlling Resistance Infrastructures...
It is a new phase in the on going conflict between the Legitimacy of the Government lead by March 14 parties versus the Legitimacy of the Resistance backed by Opposition Parties.
The Half-Government now in place controls the state, the Opposition controls the streets... Each party tries to gain more power in its field as a part of changing the rules of the game to its own interests... There is no real constant status quo in Lebanon, the situation is so fluid that it will remain dynamic...
The Surgical Operations were well prepared, targetting Future armed Forces... Yes Future has a militia just like the Opposition is operated by militias... the Operations were very intense but quick. It is clear that the Future Party has a poor presence on the streets... its fighters are poorly trained, no experience in such action... So the fights did not last long... now, the streets are in control by the Opposition to a very big degree... and the next step is to move back the conflict to the Politicians and not to keep it in the hands of fighters... This transition phase is very precise and delicate and it needs to happen quickly... Of course, the Opposition has gained some leverage in the negotiations for a Big Settlement in Lebanon...
Salam,
Living in Hamra Beirut - Abed
Friday, May 09, 2008
Message from a Beiruti
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Lebanon: On the Edge, Again.
Last night I got a text from a friend in Beirut:
The started to shoot each other on the streets.. not a civil war.. violent clashes between political forces.. but sound of bullets is disturbing.. going to sleep..dont call.. salamThis was sent before news reports this morning that Hizbollah is controlling West Beirut.
I have not heard from him again, and I am alarmed. The BBC is publishing reports from people there, and most of them are scared and holed up in their homes -- an increasingly exceptionally-Lebanese experience. Clashes have left more than a dozen dead the last I checked.
The confrontation between Hizbollah and government-supporting militias is coming to a head. The ostensible reasons are over a secure telephone network Hizbollah operated and accusations from politicians that the party of God has set up surveillance cameras at the airport to look for prime kidnapping victims -- an unsubstantiated allegation.
CNN's reporter on location attributed the tensions to the 2006 war with Israel, in which Hizbollah fought back and the Lebanese government watched and silently hoped for Hizbollah's doom. It is being described as a western-backed government, which means it is accountable to other, more powerful countries and a portion of its own population.
Lebanon's troubles, in my eyes, are linked to the unresolved problems of the civil war -- it concluded with no structural changes, leaving a politically untenable consociational, sectarian system in place -- one based on the myth of Maronite Christian numerical superiority. It is based on the fantasy of Shia' minority status. Lebanon cannot last with such fragmenting premises.
When the Lebanese government becomes based on a system representing everyone equally, and Lebanese groups see Lebanese as their brethren, rather than area powers and superpowers, the country will be stable. Until then, Hizbollah will take over where official neglect leaves off, and look to Iran and Syria for support. And the wannabe western Sunnis and Christians will lean on whoever they are aligned with that given week -- the US, France, Syria, Israel, Saudi, etc.
It is a political system built on the instability of minority rule and now we see it reaping what it sows.
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
Top Public Intellectual: Write-in Chaim Sugarman!
Foreign Policy Magazine is holding a poll to declare the top public intellectuals in the world.
KABOBfest is bitter its own Chaim Sugarman was excluded from the ballot and is asking its readers to write-in vote "Chaim Sugarman."
We suspect anti-Semitism was at play or perhaps, anti-self-hating-Semitism.
Sugarman, already voted World's Sexiest Anti-Zionist in 2007, is predicted to finish in the top twenty US Presidential candidates in the 2008 race, despite dropping out of the race.
His intellectual prowess is clearly many times that of most the "intellectuals" on the ballot. Give Sugarman the glory he deserves. Vote Today.
The Koran is Used to Teach Hate...
... of environmental degradation.
Huh?
A class of madrassahs (called a "pesantren") in Indonesia uses Islamic principles to teach environmental conservationism. Sure, you must be thinking, this is some glitzy, new age PR by Jihadists hoping to win over Greenpeace types.
One such institution, however, is Pesantren Guluk-Guluk, also called Al Nuqayah, which was established in 1887 -- more than a century before the invention of powerpoint presentations, let alone the greening of Al Gore. Its founders recognized that many social problems came from the island's poor ecology.
Respect for the environment arose both out of ethics and necessity. Indonesian Muslims, like the Muslims of the prophet's times, lived in environs where the state of nature was close to people's lives, an essential part of survival and important spiritually.
Saleem Ali, associate dean of graduate studies at the Rubenstein School for the Environment at the University of Vermont, said "There is a reverence of nature that stems from essential pragmatism within the faith."
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Iraq Left Out of the Horse Race
In this month's LeMonde Diplomatique, Dahr Jamail wrote that in the perpetual press frenzy that is the US Presidential elections, critical coverage of the American mess in Iraq has withered.
He argues that not only have the candidates taken softer positions on Iraq, with less talk of withdrawal, but that US media have not taken them to task on it. Despite Obama's solid position on Iraq and lobbying against the invasion, his campaign has been less forthright. Still, Crazy Ol' Man McCain and Billary Clinton offer much worse prospects, he writes.
Jamail notes that most Americans and an even higher percentage of Iraqis seek a quick end to the American occupation. You wouldn't know that from watching CNN.
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Tuesday, May 06, 2008
Shoot First, Renew the Contract Later
Blackwater disclosed that it engaged in 195 shootings since 2005, wherein its personnel shot first 84% of the time.The security contractor Blackwater has been running loose in Iraq above the law and to the detriment of ordinary Iraqis. Amnesty International is calling for greater accountability in the contracting of such entities.
On September 16, 2007, private contractors working for the U.S.-based company Blackwater Worldwide shot and killed 17 Iraqi civilians in streets near Nisour Square, Baghdad. The shootings occurred while Blackwater was under a contract with the U.S. State Department.
So pleased the government is with this excellent track record, it renewed Blackwater's contract.
It probably sounds like I am being a bit hyperbolic. The government takes no pride in such slaughter, right?
The State Department did conduct "investigations" -- probably so it could say it did -- but it also gave Blackwater contractors immunity for providing information about the shootings. "Just admit you did it, and we won't punish you... we'll even renew your contract."
Amnesty is calling for the contract's suspension.
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Monday, May 05, 2008
Arabs Reviewing Movies: Harold and Kumar Escape...
The same day Maytha posted about the heart-wrenching story of former Guantanamo Bay prisoner Sami Al-Hajj, the Al-Jazeera cameraman detained by the American government in Guantanamo Bay for 7 years, a group of us went to go see Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay.
I am one of those annoying people who do not let movies just be movies. Even pop culturish bubble gum flicks mean something, reflect the societies they are produced and consumed in. Just as KABOBfest stands for a certain time, place, and political culture, so do Harold and Kumar. In fact, they do more so since far more people know Harold and Kumar than read us... duh.
In this sense, I enjoy blockbuster American films such as this more than I do foreign and indie films. They provide me a window into the American media diet and the range of popular discourses, even if they tend to be simpler plots with uninteresting characters.
This movie was in many ways about stereotypes, both smashing some and bolstering others. It also, in a direct way, was about the war on terror.
There are two currents within the film: the ideas that stereotypes are inadequate ways of seeing the world and that everyone is subject to them runs throughout. Harold and Kumar are taken for terrorists, Kumar, "the Arab," and Harold, "the North Korean," are caught with a bomb-resembling bong on a flight.
This happens after Kumar is "randomly" selected by airport security. He questions just how random the selection was. That won a progressive point.
When they get to the island prison, they are placed in cells next to angry Arab/Muslims who praise the attacks on America. Kumar and Harold reject their views, saying they are nothing like them. It was probably scripted to offer a disclaiming condemnation of terrorism. I saw this is analogous to Sikh groups saying basically "we're not Muslims, do not attack us" after the spate of 9/11 hate crimes.
However, the stereotypically-redneck prison guards "torture" the prisoners by feeding them "cockmeat" sandwiches. When Kumar calls that gay -- reinforcing homophobia -- the guard retreats, saying on those doing the sucking are gay. This speaks to the latent homosexuality in homophobia. The movie is written to show both the stereotype and its opposite -- a postmodern technique.
Clearly, stories such as Sami Al-Hajj's and the testimonies of human rights organizations show that Guantanamo Bay was far from a laughable place.
The terrorist-fighting government agent out to get them, played by Rob Cordroy, uses every weapon and stereotype to get them -- offering a black man grape soda, throwing a bag of coins at Jews, and using a translator to communicate to Harold's English-speaking parents. His character is a stereotype of the gung ho American conservative. His opposite is the brainy liberal government agent who challenges him. Both are white.
President Bush is portrayed not as a malicious warmonger, but as a cool dope-smoking dude who lives in fear of Dick Cheney and under the oppressive thumb of his father.
Its formula is thus to both offend and please simultaneously, which allows them the greatest audience. It takes no hard stances, but furthers a general postmodern multicultural sentiment that does acknowledge that white does not make right.
Thus, the war on terror is an annoying agenda -- for breeding right-wing dickheads like the guy who wants to marry Kumar's ex-girlfriend -- but is not one without merit. Guantanamo Bay is bad in so far as it punishes the innocent, but the film leaves the impression that it contains America's enemies. The movie is a wishy washy moderate Democrat, uncomfortable with the American place in the world, but unable to offer any ideas for change.
Harold and Kumar remind me of a new American multiculturalism, one largely shaped by college experience and thus occurring with a certain class. Where else but at college would social relations between a Korean-American, Jew, Indian-American, and Iranian-American (Reza), develop?
Still, its a movie that could only be made in the era of Tiger Woods, Crash and Obama. While the faces are different shades, the values are the same. In Harold and Kumar, we all want love, respect and to get high.
This movie is more than niche marketing, as the box office numbers indicate a bigger draw. The face of multicultural America resonates with far more, even though it alienates the same forces this film lampoons the most -- conservative Americans uncomfortable with multiculturalism.
Samuel Huntington, the academic who wrote 'The Clash of Civilizations,' warned that America cannot be made to resemble the globe. He considered this a threat to American identity. Harold and Kumar, however, show that America can keep its identity while resembling the world phenotypically.
Saudi Finally Releases Fouad
Reporters Without Borders reported the release last week of blogger Fouad al Farhan. He was imprisoned in Saudi Arabia since December, 2007 for posting an article on his blog discussing the “advantages” and “disadvantages” of being a Muslim.
Fouad al Farhan, 32, was one of the first Saudi bloggers to dispense with a pseudonym on his site. He was also the first cyber-dissident to be jailed in Saudi.
It's about freaking time!
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Thursday, May 01, 2008
LIVNI LA VIDA LOCA: Spitfire-side Chat
Israeli Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni, seen here raising a finger during her April visit to Qatar, may have used her visit to stick up for Shimon Peres' hurt feelings. (What kind of a weird flicking-off that is, and more significantly why the AFP posted this as their main closeup of Livni is beyond me.)
There are other possibilities though. Livni may also have been aiming the sentiment at Hamas, which is "controlling Gaza by weapons, training and money," apparently from Iran. (Of course not because they won the last election fair and square-- democracy anyone?) Or she was giving it to all the Gulf people who would rather excuse themselves to go barf than see formal ties, or worse, sit in a room with Israeli government officials.
The following is an internal discussion on the significance of the Qatari and Omani reception of Livni. As Chaim protested, "Why do you D-bags host these conversations on this listserv, take it to the blog!"MHMD: Hey what do you guys make of this? Well, there really isn't much to make of it, I'm not surprised-but is there anything left to say about the Qataris and Omanis meeting so openly with Livni?
Emily: I had an argument with a friend recently. He's from Bahrain and was thinking of coming to Jordan, and I suggested that we meet there. I also said oh maybe I'll bring my friend along from Shefa Amr! She's never been to Jordan!
At which point he seriously took the conversation off the record and was like "wait... she's... israeli?" He didn't want to hang out with her in Jordan (a Muslim Arab Palestinian citizen of Israel) because of her Israeli passport. He was like, there's a boycott. I have to stick to my principles.
I think I spent a half an hour typing like a madwoman about all of the violations against Palestinians in Israel even though they are "Israeli." And furthermore pulled up the call for boycott and sanctions and sent him the actual text of it- 'institutional boycott' etc etc.
Anyway I'd like to post about this and the context of Livni's visit. I thought Qatar was like the rest of the Gulf states in that people with Israeli passports can't travel there? Or is it the one exception or something?
MHMD: Well, Qatar's always been the most openly friendly Gulf state with Israel-if I recall correctly they were the first to allow an Israeli Trade Office to open there. As far as I know, the ban on Israeli passport holders in the gulf is one bigass myth-Israelis travel freely to the UAE and Qatar, and I'm sure they do to Bahrain and Oman too. The Omani FM said one of the purposes of his meeting with Livni was to discuss the reopening of the Israeli Trade Office in Muscat.
Furthermore, I recently saw a news report on MBC quoting several Israeli and US studies that reveal there are up to 220 Israeli companies active in Iraq now. The Arab boycott is just one big joke.
Chaim: Why do you D-bags host these conversations on this listserv, take it to the blog! And use my title: LIVNI LAVIDA LOCA... I just wanna see it in print cause I'm so proud of it :) Or do a round-table burn... KABOBfest hasn't done one of those in a great long while.
Emily: Maybe it can be on what constitutes a violation of the boycott: Qatar and the gulf countries giving Israeli businessmen free reign when there's a boycott going on, or me working for a Palestinian org that is actually an Israeli org inside of Israel, or just talking to Palestinian citizens of Israel (as many regular gulfi people seem to think- I have more examples)
Is my working in Israel a violation of the boycott of Israel for all people of conscience?
Does the boycott include the exclusion of Palestinian people with Israeli passports otherwise known as Arab ISRAELIS?
I'm pretty sure we all agree that Qatar talking to Livni is hypocrisy... or do we?
MHMD: Livni accuses MP Tibi of trying to sabotage two-state solution That should be useful too.
Nimr: I strongly disagree, actually. I hate it when US pundits blast Obama for saying he would meet with the leaders of Iran, Hammas, Venezuela, N. Korea or whoever (well, I actually think there should be "high level" conversations first. Meeting the pres. should be the carrot for substantive talks). I feel I would be the hypocrite to criticize Qatar for talking with Livni.
I see no harm with welcoming and meeting with Livni. It's not like they are going to let Israel bury nuclear waste there (see: Mauritania). For the record, I think the academic boycott is dumb and counterproductive too. Heck, I think the travel restrictions in general are silly as well. If any Americans are going to boycott Israel, you better be ready to get your ass boycotted 300x over by the rest of the world too.
Also, let's be clear. As Mohammed pointed out, the rules about travel prohibitions are not universally followed. UAE "unofficially" lets all kinds of people who visit Israel and/or are Israeli citizens come there for business (lots of diamond, tech and finance). That might be open for criticism. Alternately, Yemen allows their own Jewish citizens to visit Israel for family and/or religious reasons, they just do it super on the DL. I applaud that. Syria might not have suffered the loss of its Jewish population if they could have come and gone as they pleased.
Lastly, to put the visit in context, Qatar is very much trying to position themselves as players on the international stage. This kinda thing is probably more about them posturing as players than caring so much about Israel, Palestine or the peace process.
The boycotts and restrictions ultimately do much more to hurt "us", financially, culturally, symbolically and politically than them.
My 2 cents
Emily: So are you against boycott, academic institutional etc? What about monetary divestment campaigns? I really don't think any boycott, academic or institutional, would cause much actual harm to the boycotting organization itself unless it depends on funds from Zionist orgs or people.
That's a really good point about Syria and Yemen. It's stupid to not let people travel. It's just dumb.
I think that boycott is in fact a decent tool to get Israeli organizations and institutions to take notice of what is happening. I'm here and I don't see people really having to notice much in their everyday lives. Life goes on as usual while 10 minutes away people are under occupation. I think that for many educated people who want to be part of the global community (Tel Aviv University, for example), if they got responses when they tried to make a conference saying people won't participate because of the occupation, it would make them have to notice. I've heard Pappe stand on a podium, spread his arms, and say "please! boycott me!"
But the way it happens, it is carried out all wrong. people are not allowed to travel. That is stupid. Businessmen instead make a ton of valuable connections over everyone else's heads, and don't feel a thing even though there's a 'boycott'.
Fadi: I think isolation will work. I think boycott, whether academic, cultural, or economic, advances such isolation. Whether doing away with a certain type of boycott (such as academic) will harm the mission of isolating Israel, I don't know. Maybe the academic boycott is not necessary. Maybe it is. I think the reward (saving Palestinian - and Israeli - lives) is worth the risk. I think isolation will work. I understand the arguments against its practicality, or that it harms civilian infrastructure. I'm fairly certain that refusing to publish papers by Israeli academics, or cutting off grants or joint research (much of it on military and arms research) is not going to starve Israelis to death. I think isolation will work, this has been empirically established (for example, South
Africa). Those willing to argue against boycott of Israel, I think, must also argue against the boycott of Apartheid South Africa. If you're not willing to do that, then there's a double standard being applied.
Nimr: I would be interested to see any empirical data on isolation working as a strategy. Most of the data I have seen shows, 1) isolating other countries rarely works and 2) the connection between isolating S. Africa and the end of apartheid is anecdotal, and most probably part of a matrix of many other factors (which may or may not exist in Palestine).
Andrew Mack and Asif Khan have analyzed UN sanctions and their conclusion is that results have been mixed at best. They point out that sanctions work well as a tool of policy, but not as a policy. Look at the disaster of isolating Iraq under sanctions, Cuba, Hammas, Burma, Iran etc. Attempts to isolate them failed, and tended to strengthen the targeted elements, not weaken them. Also, it is almost impossible to isolate any country, this didn't even work with S. Africa (otherwise DeBeers would not be facing anti-trust issues in the USA). Israel and others kept strong relations with apartheid S. Africa.
This is further complicated by the particular governmental structure of Israel where small fanatical parties have disproportionate influence (domestically and in the USA). Attempts to isolate Israel will only strengthen their power and influence, as it will prove their narrative. (which would lead to more death and land appropriation)
I think the more apt analogy for Israel is the United States, not S. Africa. Like I said if we expect people to start boycotting Israel, culturally, politically, economically and/or academically, we must be prepared to suffer the same treatment in spades. As an American, I feel that the actions of my gov't do not represent my values. In spite of that lots of people die directly and indirectly from my gov't's actions. The same could be said of countless Israelis.
It gets complicated really quickly too. The US allowed black S. Africans to come to the US to attend college for instance. Should we not allow Arab-Palestinians? If we do, should we not allow progressive Israelis? If we do....
I think the divestment campaign makes sense, but only so long as this is on an org by org, individual by individual basis and not gov't policy. I am all for not collaborating with Israel on any research that has military focus and/or biased scholarship (i.e. propaganda), but a sweeping boycott is counterproductive. Some of the best most critical scholarship of Israeli policy comes from Israel.
Specific targeted sanctions (high tech, weapons, etc) are vital parts of foreign policy, but isolating countries/groups seems to have a fairly dismal track record.
Will: I saw this research a long time ago... I think they also argued that if it does not work at the stage of threats, it won't work. Also, democracies are much more responsive to the threats of isolation, theoretically. Hard empirical analysis would be hard to do because the sample size is probably pretty damn small.
We can assume sanctions against Israel would work if the whole world stood behind them. So we should ask, how realistic is this, on what basis, and would do the prospects of good relations with the Arab world mean?
I would not say Qatar is hypocritical, since they have not exactly been touting anything but a soft position, anyways. I do not think the Arab boycott has truly existed since Egypt got off board in the late 1970s. So asking if it is legitimate is hypothetical. If it existed, it would be, though.
In principle, I am against normalizing Israel until it has clearly defined borders, a clear demarcation of its polity, and lives up to its obligations under international law -- in the context of a just and viable solution with the Palestinians. Until then, recognizing Israel without its recognition of the Palestinians is one-sided and
legitimizing criminality.
I do not see how accomodationism could bring about peace. Eretz Yisrael is a non-negotiable ideological strain, first, and the settlements are internalized in the Israeli public's worldview. Accommodation means accepting these fundamentals, which strike at the heart of Palestinian rights.
Emily: What about the fact that Palestinian civil society has called for boycott/divestment/sanctions? I for one think that we should be listening to what they are saying, and doing our best to implement where we can, for the mere fact that they are the ones calling for it. This probably does not translate to the govenrnmental level, at least not at this juncture. However there are many areas where resolutions can be passed and where choices not to participate/invite/invest can be made and publicized.
That said, I am working in Israel. Does this violate what I'm saying above?
Fadi: That's right, I think sanctioning dictatorships (eg. Iraq, Cuba) or populations that were never in a position of prosperity to revert to (HAMAS) is clearly different from boycotting governments that are accountable to a people that are benefactors of a system that oppresses others. The Apartheid regime in South Africa, like that in Israel, does have a population that it is accountable to. I'm not sure why you would bring up Iraq or Cuba, I think we can agree that their dictators don't care about their constituents and are not accountable to their constituents - so there's a good chance isolation will not work there. Despite your opposition to boycotting Apartheid South Africa, you can't dismiss the isolation of South Africa that led whites there to realize that "ok, we can no longer benefit from Apartheid, let's choose a new path." If we can agree on isolating Israel as a means to liberate Palestinians, then we can discuss the
details (such as travel restrictions on Palestinian citizens of Israel).
But i do think that Qatar and other Arab states are hypocritical. If there are no official policies on boycott in a certain Arab state, I do think these dictators do frequently evoke the Palestinian cause, and express support for Palestinians, to their people. They do not support the Palestinian people, they exploit the Palestinian people. The regimes care about filling their pockets and insulating themselves (e.g.., by strengthening themselves politically in the global arena);
engaging in economic deals with Israel is not something done out of necessity - or at least a morally pure necessity (maybe they think they need to do it in order to retain their authoritarian rule). I would not see them as hypocrites if they normalized relations with Israel while not pretending to be strong supporters of the Palestinian struggle.
Maybe some disagree, but I wouldn't be surprised if the U.S. policy of sanctioning HAMAS and punishing the civilian population will lead to some shift in the next election, if there ever is one. That is, I wouldn't be surprised if that policy works. It's a disgusting policy, and it's a much different situation, and certainly isolating Israel will not lead to a humanitarian crisis such as that which exists in Gaza (and existed in Gaza before Hamas, before Fatah, before the PLO) or that which existed under Iraq's dictatorship during the sanctions.
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Saturday, April 26, 2008
Palestine, According to Bush
Bush plans on visiting Israel next month to celebrate the catastrophe that drove much of the Palestinian population into exile, robbed their homeland, and subjugated them to generations of humiliation and oppression, and, if time allows, give Israel a whipping for spying on its biggest ally. Try to stop this one, Olympic flame dousers.
Needless to say, a meeting with any Palestinian leaders on said trip would be... Awkward. But have no fear; you can always remedy that with a consolation-prize meeting with Palestinian Authority chairman Abbashole in the divine oval office. Still, Abbashole apparently loves awkward.
During the meeting, Bush expressed confidence that Palestinian and Israeli leaders could reach an agreement on the definition of a Palestinian state before the end of the year. That's a one hell of a drop in expectations from the begining of the year when he though they could reach a peace deal in the same time frame, almost as steep of a drop as the one the US economy took.
Anyway, during the meeting, Bush laid out some signs of his vision for a Palestinian state: It should not be a "Swiss cheese" arrangement of land, the Decider anounced. While it was the first time president Bush publicly made such declaration, it was nothing new. KABOBfest’s special investigator Chaim Sugarman has recently uncovered memo that Bush had sent formerly Israel’s prim minister, and currently fuckin’ amazingly scary ghost, Ariel Sharon, that outlined the Top 10 Things A Palestinian State Should NOT Be:
SECRET LETTER: WHAT THE PALESTINESE STATE SHOULD NOT BE[Tarboush tip: Will, as he drowns in take-home exams]
From: George W. Bush
To: President Ariel Sharon
10. Swiss cheese.. or cheddar. It should be American... heh heh heh.
9. A hemorrhoid in the butt for us or y'all's.
8. A signer of the Kyoto agreement or the International Criminal Court.
7. A safe haven for Mormons, democrats, Gays, or Palestinians.
6. Named after the great town of Palestine, Texas.
5. A Democracy (unless pro-US politicians win the elections)
4. A junior member of the Axis of Evil.
3. Whatever AIPAC says it shouldn't be.
2. Too hard to obliterate if it attacks Israel.
1. Located in Eretz Y'Israel.
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Thursday, April 17, 2008
One Qatari Keeps it Real
Last year when then Israeli deputy prime minister Shimon Peres went to Qatar for a debate, TV cameras caught this moment of Qatari resistance -- a businessman slyly slipping Peres the Arab "bird."
KABOBfest will soon post a KABOBforum about Israeli Foreign minister PeeZit Livni's sojourn there, inshallah.
[This picture was taken from a satire ridiculing Al-Jazeera for not covering this visit]
Note: I apologize for my second flipping off reference this week. It's been on my mind a lot lately.
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Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Carter Gives Lobby/Bush the Metaphorical Finger
Ex-President Jimmy Carter's planned meeting with Hamas is upsetting the spoiled imperialists in DC. Carter and Hamas officials are going to meet in Cairo, and send a little, badly needed FU to Israel's BFF's in Washington, DC.
His trip undermines the American/Israeli policy of negating the Palestinian elections after years of demanding them. It causes ripples in their brilliant peace-forwarding vision of ignoring half the Palestinians, the same half in charge of Gaza.
Hamas official Ayman Taha explained the purpose of the trip:
Mr Carter asked for the meeting. He wanted to hear the Hamas vision regarding the situation, and we are interested in clarifying our position and emphasizing the rights of our people.Carter said that to have Hamas "completely excluded even from conversations or consultations, I think, is counterproductive." What a crazy idea!
What will this nutty ex-Nobel prize winner suggest next? We include Syria and Iran in regional peace talks? Ha!
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KABOBegories: american politics, HAMAS, iran, israel, palestine, syria, Will
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Stand Back, Maytha is Big-Time Now
Stand back because you are now a nobody.
Our very own Paris Hilton, Maytha, made an audio-version-of-an-appearance on The Wire, an Australian community radio program, to talk about the kuffiyah's popularity, of which her extensive coverage right here has made her somewhat of an expert.
The piece, which you can download, is called "A new fashion trend stirs emotions in the Arab community."
She will destroy your universe.
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KABOBegories: keffiyeh, kraze, kuffiyah, Maytha, media, Will
Sunday, April 13, 2008
When Will Hillary Stop Pandering to Pro-Israel Crowd?
"You know, some people now continue to teach their children and their grandchildren. It’s part of culture. It’s part of a way of life. People enjoy hunting and shooting because it’s an important part of who they are."
-Hillary Clinton on the campaign trail in Indiana, April 12, 2008
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KABOBegories: 2008 elections, american politics, israel, satire, Will
Is this Racist?

This, unsurprisingly, is a conservative rag. Perhaps, they can tell us what Islam is after inducing us with a menacing image of the new threat, the young, bearded, male Muslim.
He Said, She Said
He Backtracks, She Backtracks (and again).
What an absurdity this Democratic primary election has become. Devoid of substance, this election is about style and constructing controversies around "gaffes."
I would blame the politicians, the campaign-consultant industry, and exploitative media, but they are only as foolish as the electorate that tolerates them (I can't blame the rest of the public for checking out of this circus).
Still, if I had to blame them, I would focus it on the Clinton campaign, which strikes me as eminently more arrogant, petty, and in the "spoiler" position -- a term which should not be used against third party candidates, but against entitled powermongers who would rather scorch the earth of a viable Democratic candidate than lose the primary election.
I just thought of a barely-related irony: if convicted felons cannot vote in many states, how is it that America elects so many criminals to high office?
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Friday, April 11, 2008
Colonial Archaelogy
So we all, and by "we" I mean social science/humanities nerds, have heard about the colonial origins of many of our fields. For many of us, it was a thing of the past, to learn from in order to push for de-orientalization.
In Israel, it is a thing of the present.
Yigal Bronner and Neve Gordon wrote a fascinating piece on the movement against archaelogical digs in Jerusalem (Silwan, namely) that are displacing Palestinians. On a few occasions, Jewish Israeli residents moved in to take their place. They profile the ideological aspects of these digs and the bad cop-bad cop relationship the diggers have with local officials.
Yes, this is nothing new.
Smif-N-Wessun Politicking
Who Gonna Save Us? Smif-N-Wessun was a group I listened to back as a teenager and plus some. This expressly political song is full of the type of content I never heard from them.
Best line:
"the world ain't ready for a black President
Obama
I stand beside ya
Gun in hand, in body armor"
Best Moment: Tek and Steele kick it with a white family at the end.
Abu Zarqawi got a visual shot out too.
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KABOBegories: american politics, hip hop, music, pop culture, Will
Sunday, April 06, 2008
Ha ha... Illegal Prison Camps are So Funny!
The "ethnic" guys who spent all night trying to find White Castle made a new movie in which they do something more miraculous than find the fast food chain in New Jersey. They escape from Guantanamo Bay.
Though I laughed at the parody of airport security and American xenophobia, I am caught in the classic conundrum over slapstick humor forays into serious, timely issues -- and America's extra-territorial holding pen/torture booth for "suspected illegal combatants" is no laughing matter. Does the commentary get lost in the sauce? Probably. Though I may see it because I still do not believe pre-judging art is a good idea. but I am well aware this will be just another vapid cultural product from the nation that so easily forgets it is in war.
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KABOBegories: american politics, movies, war on terror, Will
Friday, April 04, 2008
KABOBpoll V: WWHD for More Press
Question: Hillary is so desperate for press, she would:
crawl out of Britney Spears' uterus | 15 (25%) |
sell her bod to Spitzer | 17 (28%) |
occupy Tibet | 14 (23%) |
attend an Indonesian madrassa wearing Somali clothing | 16 (26%) |
kidnap a little white girl | 21 (35%) |
Votes: 60
KABOBreaders are a wise and learned bunch.

