Showing posts with label fashion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fashion. Show all posts

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Kuffiyah Kraze Spotting: In My Iris

A poem inspired by the sight a red and black kuffiyahs hanging underneath a "10 minute Cellphone Charge Service" in a tourist's haven on 6th avenue in between 15th and 14th street:

What is the power in a cultural symbol?
Do I honor what it was
What it became
Or what it is becoming?

I said: what is the power in a cultural symbol?
Function, freedom, or freemarket

Function
Asr jahiliyah
Bedouins roaming South Arabia
covered head in kuffiyah in deserts
to protect from blazing heat
and air replete with sand grains


Freedom
1930s
With the threat of land stolen,
nationalism emboldened
by the wearing of the hatta
Palis try to put a halt on British forces
and divorce from European cultural imperialism

Freemarket
2000s
viva la revolicion to co-option and sometime cold weather solution
On the necks of olsen twins cheney's daughter
That soho boho making urban outfitters Richer
ignorant of a time when the same scarf belonged to a resistor
Riviera scarf, anti-war woven cloth,

U changed its name:
Kuffiyah, hatta, shemagh
Added fluorescent colors
Magenta, sunburst, lime green
Pounded your foot on it to stomp out its Arabness to make it more saleable to Americans

What happens when your promise of (and inspiration for) freedom turns into a cultural capitalist commodity?

Would i buy a Che shirt
Cause jay rapped about it?

Parade red, black green
To go with my Jordans, baggy jean, and a gangsta lean?

Tie a red string on wrist
to add Kabalah to my spiritual list?

Buy a gold and diamond Jesus piece
To demonstrate how i walk with his pauper swagger

People do u understand?
How offended do u feel?
When people co-opt for cool your cultural symbols of freedom?

Even more extreme than what it seem
u love our scarves and hate my people
I'm sorry but u cant have both.

Next time u stroll on canal, chop it up with vendors on 14th street, peruse urban,
Ask them if know the about
white miraculously unsullied in sandstorm
the black pain tattooed on a white landscape
Ask them if they know
that woman who wrapped it over her face to conceal her identity from the IDF's terror squad,
that Bedouin man who braved the Levant wind and desert storms
The Iraqi refugee who sells red pistachio on damascene sidewalks
The fellayeen covering their heads with red-checkered shades while doing fieldwork,
the Pali man proudly wearing and asserting his Arab nationalism in the face of a duplictious, abhorrent British imperialist army.

Ask them if they know what this fucking scarf means!

Tell me, What is the power in a cultural symbol?

What is the power in a cultural symbol co-opted to commodify for consumption?

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Thursday, April 10, 2008

Kuffiyah Kraze and Arabphilia in Ironic T-Shirts: Arabs Steal Che's Iconic Thunder

Is it finally kool to associate the kuffiyah with palis and other Arabs? To buy a shirt described as an "Armed and Dangerous" look and one that portrays Palestinians as "Victimized"???? I wonder what Stand With US will have to say about this, especially since the shirt is being sold on Urban Outfitters' website.

This is a bold move for Urban Outfitters, which last year, under pressure from the Israel advocacy organization Stand With Us, temporarily halted nation-wide sale and distribution of their "anti-war woven scarf," ahem kuffiyah. However, this time, if the Zionist coming attacking once again, what will they say? It's not like they can hide the shirt's prominently displayed Pali-ness-I mean the shirt does stamp the Palestinian flag right on the front of it. Well, it could always euphesmatically re-name the flag like it did the scarf, perhaps calling it "art deco design African nationalist" flag shirt.

The shirt is also being sold on French site Ma Garde Robe for $56.19-that's 39 euro if you were concerned.

However, more interesting than UO's sale of the shirt, is the clothing company that manufactured the shirt: Los Angeles-based Men and Women's Freshjive clothing line.

A good chunk of their collection is sold on Karma Loop. After looking through Karmaloop's full collection of Freshjive tees, other even more interesting and controversial images materialized. Going for $22.00 is a tee with an image of a young Yasser Arafat (with dark-lens glasses and a kuffiyah as well-go fig!) with the phrase "The Good Ole Days" running under the pic. The last halting Arab-related image I found in Freshjive's newest collection on Karma Loop was a $23.00 T-shirt called "The Oil Rules" tee featuring a swarty Abdullah-looking Saudi Royal decked out in traditional garb-a white kuffiyah, aqal, darkly-tinted avatar sunglasses, sweeping robe, a cigar in one hand and a enigmatic can in the other.

In assessing this new phenomenon, of featuring radical Arab figures as the ironic iconic t-shirt emblem du jour, I ask: Is this a counter movement to the presumed ignorance surrounding the kuffiyah kraze or just a fetishism of the cool West-despised anti-hero?

Lastly, it's an interesting statement for a Woman and Men's clothing line to carry to such images for exclusively for their male line. Instead of Yasser, the women get Tina Turner and and a bubble gum wrapper as part of their ironic t-shirt choices.

[Tarbouch Tip: Aseil]

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Monday, March 03, 2008

Kuffiyah Kraze: The Islamofashionist Order of the Skull and Bones secret society

Who says the kuffiyah doesn't have deadly intentions?

Those media-controlling, misleading liberal pundits that's who! The proof of it's violently evil nature is in its latest mutation:



This obnoxiously bright Urban Outfitter-color inspired variant, selling at $49.00 a pop in a too cool for non-hipsters NYC boutique on Spring street in SoHo, legitimizes the fears of the Kuffiyah terrorizing our good ole American society as outlined in the invaluably educational "Islamofashion PSA."

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Sunday, February 17, 2008

Memories of Rami Kashou


...So there I was on Santa Monica Boulevard, walking my miniature Jack Russel Terrier and trying my hardest to finish my Mocachino soy latte hold the sugar, when I saw a face that looked distinctly Palestinian beaming through the cover of a magazine.

Granted, this was the gay-interest LA publication Frontiers, known to about 150 West Hollywood boys and their coked-out friends, but still, it was a great step forward for the representation of Arabkind.

From "Jerusalem", it said. "Proud of his heritage", it said. "Appreciates greco-roman art", it said.

The next time I saw Rami, it was at Club Lazeez, the raucous Arab dance night in the heart of Little Armenia. He looked different in person... how should I say... more Falcon-like (I hope only a few of you will catch the fullness of that reference). I remember him having the most upright posture, a quality which really makes a person stand out. Maybe he has a background in dance? It made him seem alert, ready to pounce on any prey or sub-par designer that might cross his path.




Next thing you know, my clubbing posse and his clubbing posse converged, and we found ourselves late one night, in that palace of flour known only as IHOP. I'll bet you that, right now, there is a publicist out there willing to pay me double my T.A. salary so that I never again utter the words "Rami Kashou" and "IHOP" in the same sentence.

We were ten Arabs eating pancakes. It was like a scene from a Renaissance painting. A serene image that Rami might have used as inspiration for one of his drapings.

Cut to last week-end, when I saw Rami at the G Lounge, where the over-dressed and gold-digging fabulosos of NY come out to play. The music had been on-point that night-- all the requisite house classics and 90's dance hits. I was sweaty from dancing, unshaven, and most importantly, not wearing anything designer. How could I walk up to him, looking like that?

I'd rather meet Rami on equal terms, now that I am famous in my new profession as Kabobfest blogger.

I just now perused his Myspace and found out that, like me, he is an idolatrous Bjork fan! More reasons to be friends, right Rami?!

No?

Ok, well then, stop following me around then, gosh!

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Thursday, February 14, 2008

Kenneth Cole Hires a Palestinian Model for the Company's New Ad Campaign!?!??!

Well, of course you know there was going to be a catch. Since Palestinians can't escape their Western-imposed politicization, it would be unfair to show a Palestinian wearing clothes without showing the other side. Apparently appearing to be politically unbiased is not just a university concern, but it's also a fashion industry concern. The Palestinian film-maker Hany Abu-Assad, famous for the Academy Awards nominated Best Foreign Film entry "Paradise Now" and Israeli film-maker Dror Shaul are featured Kenneth Cole's recently launched "Non-Uniform Thinkers" ad campaign. The slogan?

"Kenneth Cole: 25 Years of Non-uniform Thinking"
I like how a Palestinian befriending a Jews/Israel or vice versa is unconventional thinking. "Wait? You mean treat people nicely? I never thought of that-especially considering my years of hate education at "Hate Madrassa For Boys."

But it all wasn't sweet, sweet sugary attar or smooth sailing when they first met. Incidentally Hany and Dror speak about a "politically disagreement" they initially had when they first met, but "found peace" 5 minutes later. It's a shame that this dynamic can't be applied festering wound in another part of the world. I know what you're thinking: "if only the same could apply to the region." Actually, the logical transition was going to be my relationship with Hany. When "Paradise Now" screened in Los Angeles at the Director's Guild a couple of months before it's release, I happened to be on the Q&A panel with Him, a Sundance exec, and a USC director of some institute that followed the screening.

The first question asked by the moderator to the panel was what our initial reactions to the film were. I was second to last (Hany being the last to comment on his film). So, in summation, I applauded the film on it's ability to humanize a dehumanized people in the boobtube glazed eyes of average media-consuming Americans. Incidently, after roar, clapping and cheer from the packed house died down, Hany retorted with:
"I disagree. How can I (or this film) humanize Palestinians when they are already humans?"
I explained the context of the representation of Palestinians in American media, the ahistorical, sub-human, one-dimensional portrayal that invades primetime news, CNN, blockbuster movies, and front-cover stories and images. To which the all too familiar crowd of mostly Arab Americans applauded in support of countering statements. Sadly, we never did patch things up after the "political disagreement."

Maybe in the near future we will have the opportunity to make amends for a clothing line ad campaign; when Gap decides to launch their next line of "Red" T-shirts, ones like "Ti(RED)" of Arab-on-Arab Violence/Hate."

[Tarboush Tip: Diana]

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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Keffiyeh infiltrates our nation's youth



Related:
Modern Chronology of the Kuffiyah Kraze
KAFFIYA KRAZE: You May Be ___ If Your Kuffiya Is ___

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Monday, January 14, 2008

Kufiya Kraze: Pissing off daddy?

Jonathan Goldberg in London would like to know, "Why is my teenage daughter dressing like Yasser Arafat?" The Guardian's Hadley Freeman has answers:

I assume that you mean she has taken to wearing a keffiyeh as opposed to, I don't know, a military uniform or carefully cultivated, if multicolour, facial hair. And the reason I presumptuously assume this is because keffiyehs have become what the young kids call "trendy", particularly so in the past few months. Isn't that just the jolliest thing you have ever heard?

Now, before I sweepingly dismiss your daughter's dabblings in Yasser chic, there is a chance that she is merely showing her unflagging support for Palestinian nationalism, this being a particularly canny cause for a north-west London girl with the surname of "Goldberg" to light upon should she want to annoy her father. But assuming that your daughter is more fashion-conscious than cheekily provocative, then she is doing this because she would like to be fashionable.

Fashion designers - God bless their benevolent ways! True, they might often be depicted as shallow, superficial, even perilous to world peace if one takes too many lessons from Zoolander, in which the fashion designer is trying to knock off the prime minister of Malaysia - and I don't mean "knock off" as in, "to make a cheap copy". Obviously.

In fact, designers love other nationalities! Well, not on the runways, of course (she must be Caucasian and she must be, um, Caucasian), but in terms of providing plenty of ideas for them to rip off. I mean, pay homage to. The keffiyeh has been circling around designer collections for the past few years - an inopportune time, those of a narrow bent might have thought, for such an homage, but these people lack the blue-sky thinking of their designer counterparts, achievable only by those who maintain a blithe ignorance of international events, and are therefore able to see items of national dress purely on an aesthetic level and divorced from any political context.

There is, mind, a motive to the trend. The appeal of keffiyehs in the west grew in the 70s, when they became proof of one's recent travels down the hippy path in the east and Middle East. They still retain a kind of cool quotient today, mainly among the youth sector, as the only people who tend to have the time to follow any trails these days are gap-year students, who would bring back their keffiyehs as souvenirs but, like, real ones. So then Balenciaga marched right on in there last season, picked up these real souvenirs, wizzed them up on its own sewing machines, and slapped a £750 price tag on them, thereby staying true to the scarf's original spirit. Really, it's just a damned shame Yasser couldn't have waited out three more years because God knows that the one thing this man longed for in life was a scarf that would have set him back three-quarters of a grand, liberation schmiberation. And the fact that the accessory sold out before it even reached the shops proves that the scarf's original authenticity was always its USP.

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Hijabi Fashion on the Syrian Streets

Having spent a summer in Damascus this past year, I would have to say blogger/cartoonist Puppeteer at the brilliantly titled Journal...of an Axis of Evil Citizen has hit the nail on the head with her rendition of Syrian (more like Damascene) Hijabi street wear


[click on image to enlarge]


The only recommendation I would have is to expand the trendy/sexy hijab categories, as there are so many different varieties of these species-like Designer Hijab, Hip Hop Headwrap Hijab, or my favorite: “accidental” front-hair-showing hijab.

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Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Keffiyah Kraze finds market niche in the lazy/scarf-tying challenged/pressed-for-time among us

I'm not about to pretend to know who this KISER person is, but I must commend his/her/its new line of sweater/kuffiyah combinations as a breathtaking example of the entrepreneurial spirit, this time into the niche(?) market of the lazy. Not since the invention of the remote control, ladies and gentlemen...










The company's next move, KABOBfest's very own fashion critic/market research fellow at the Forbes Center for the Adoring of the Filthy Rich, Chaim Sugarman, reports, is to take a page from folks at Arm and Hammer baking soda by attempting to convince a wider audience of the sweater/kuffiyah combination's varied utility.

Currently, a small section of the sales force is considering ways to sensitively market the new product to those among us who were never allowed to play video games in our youth thus lack the proper eye-hand coordination to tie such scarves.

A larger part of the sales team, however, is focused on a new collection of advertisments set to launch this fall, targeting those of us who know how to tie keffiyahs, thank you very much, but are desperately seeking to save thirteen seconds each morning when getting dressed to go to work by not having to tie said kaffiyahs. When the aggregate is reflected in next year's tax returns, these workers/consumers will face only one dilemma: what does one buy with their extra $86? In a written statement, KISER has promised to help them figure this out.

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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

The Kuffiya Kraze Goes Goth!

Seeing as the "Kuffiya Kraze" has become a "hot topic" on KABOBfest, I suppose that it's only fitting Hot Topic starts selling them...

Oh, you don't know what Hot Topic is? It's that really hip anti-hipster store in all the major malls that commercializes Goth to the point where high school freaks have begun wearing ordinary people clothes just to stand out.

Oh, and Hot Topic has, by far, the most intriguing description of the kuffiya yet:

This white scarf features green various sized stripes.
Woah! So THAT'S what it's all about!! To think, all this time I thought it carried some sort of cultural and/or political significance. Silly me... it just has "varioius sized stripes."

Seriously, I had no idea that when my grandfather gave me the red n' white kuffiya he wore while serving in the Jordanian military sixty-eight years ago that he was actually asking me to go Goth! Hell, I think I'll end this post early and go paint my fingernails black or something...

[Tarboush Tip: Nabeel]



---EDITOR'S NOTE---

Pssst! Nadeem and other KABOBers: please refer to the KABOBstyle Guide when referencing the contested spellings of the keffiyah. Or keffiyeh. Or kuffiyah. I mean, kufiya. Wait -- hatta. Or sometimes shemagh. And often Osama. And most recently, Obama.

According to the KABOBstyle Guide: spell it a bunch of different ways in each post to increase search engine returns!

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Thursday, November 15, 2007

I'm Too Sexy for My Shirt

There used to be a time when Palestinians brought fear to runways around the world. It has been a long time since the tactic of airplane hijackings joined other ineffective methods, such as hang glider and dinghy attacks, in the waste bin of Palestinian attempts to bring attention to our cause. The lastest Palestinian to terrorize runways is not doing it with a kalishnakov, but with a superior fashion sense.

Meet Rami, a star of the 4th season of "Project Runway," a reality show and contest, I think, featuring young designers. Rami's bio on the show's website states he is from Ramallah, West Bank -- they just can't bring themselves to write "Palestine." At least it does not say Judea and Samaria, I guess.

Anyways, I'll be rooting for Rami, for sure. I think out-dressing the Israelis is the first step towards the demise of Zionist-apartheid. I personally am getting my ass whipped in the fashion wars. Half my outfits make me look like an overgrown boy or like I rolled around in a pile of cat vomit. Rami, how about some free KABOBfashion advice!

[tarboush tip: Randa]

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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Keffiyeh Spotting: George W. Bush's niece


Does Lauren Bush know what she's doing? Because if she doesn't, all that says is that she's related to Bush.

Carry on.


Related: Kuffiya Kraze: Open Debate
KUFFIYA KRAZE: You May Be ___ If Your Kuffiya Is ___
KUFFIYAH KRAZE UPDATE: When a shekel's a shekel
Modern Chronology of the Keffiyah Kraze

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Friday, October 26, 2007

And don't miss the day-after-Islamo-Fascist-week sale this weekend!

  • Stephen Colbert now more popular than Obama, Osama and Chelsea's momma [Mashable]
  • "I heard Al Qaeda causes night to fall" [Raw Story]
  • Liberal scientists now innoculating our nation's worms with the gay [Yahoo]
  • FEMA shoots Comedy Central pilot as California burns [CNN]
  • If you take out the undecideds, then lots of people are decided [CNI]
  • Sweetie, just remind everyone that you, too, had a big ol' nose that you lopped off to look white [Telegraph]
  • KABOBers to demand Will peg our sexual favors to Euro effective immediately. [Bloomberg]


[Tarboush tip: Fayyad]

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Happy Islamofashion Week!

In Toronto, women celebrate Global Pink Hijab Day to raise breast cancer awareness. [Toronto Star]



And in Jeddah, Laura Bush also recognizes that great breasts are worth fighting for. [HuffPo]

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Thursday, October 25, 2007

My Dream Bathing Suit

Forget the burkini, because I'm about to rock this uber-provocative nylon-lyrca blend ensemble this summer:

(Taken by a friend outside of Roman storefront)

Now, if only it came with a metro-sexual inspired kuffiyeh printed swimcap...

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Tuesday, October 09, 2007

The Knesset's Dress Code Wars

From the new LA Times Middle East Blog, "Babylon & Beyond," we learn that a dress code was imposed in Israel's parliamentary body. In the brilliantly titled post, "But what about Crocs?" -- a reference to the suffocating, rubber, smelly-looking sandals rocked exclusively by white people (especially Ashkanazi Israelis) -- Ken Ellingwood reports:

A new dress code imposed by Speaker Dalia Itzik to improve the image of the legislature, or Knesset, came under fire after an aide to another lawmaker, Shelly Yacimovich (pictured right), was denied entry for wearing jeans.
In order to restore dignity to this esteemed institution built on stolen Palestinian land, the Knesset bans anyone wearing "unbecoming attire," such as tank tops, shorts, jeans "and — for women — short T-shirts that expose the midriff."

This joins the previous prohibition on Palestinians.

There was no word on if Itzik planned to demolish the homes of any dress code violators.

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Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Sorry Nabeel...

(L-R) Israeli supermodels Ehuda Olmert & Elisheva Kohein pose outside of a VS fashion show

...but it's official. You'll now have to stop stealing your mom's Victoria's Secret catalogs and masturbating to them in the closet. They're setting up shop in Israel. No more thongs. Divest!

(Eh, you should've been divesting from them a long time ago)

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Saturday, September 15, 2007

Arabina-whoops! I mean "Angelina"-Jolie visits Iraqi Refugee camps in Syria


1. Her daughter is named "Zahra."
2. Her arabic tattoo
3. And now this potential political scandal she could cause for visiting Syria (here I am reminded of the vociferious criticism and wide media coverage Congressional Nancy Pelosi received for chilling out with Bashar all Hijabi-style (btw-why do Western women do in his "axis of evil" state).

She clearly wants to be Arab

I rest my case


Look at the poor toothless souls, they were so in need of seeing a mega-gorgeous American movie star. The uber-celebrity, acting as a goodwill ambassador, visited Iraqi refugee camps in Syria and along the Iraqi border to alert UNHCR about the humanitarian crisis. According to the International Herald Tribune, the UN estimates that Syria has taken in 1.4 million Iraqi refugees.
Exhibiting the best display of twisted justice, Syria permits Iraqi refugees to settle in the country, but bans the significant population of Palestinian Iraqis from entering. These are the refugees who are stranded at the border.

But the real story here is the story cowardly, major mainstream publications have shied away from discussing, but here at KABOBfest, we are no stranger to courageous, sometimes unpopular, reporting. Our philosophy is that it is worth it to cover the truth.

Jolie's fashion selection:



I mean, why exactly is she wearing a bulletproof-looking vest with a so totally unfashionable fannypack-like pouch on the front of it in 100 degree weather and in refugee camps? I mean, it's not like she's guarding Bashar's palace or one of the 500 ministry offices in Damascus. And a Kuffiyah wrapped around her head in Sudan? Doesn't she know that the kuffiyah, as imagined by Western fashionistas, is only acceptable worn around the neck or, as the ever-innovative Justin Timberlake showed screaming teens at last week's VMA, in one's pocket! Puh-lease, even Mary-Kate wouldn't go as far to wear the scarf for it's intended purpose!



*As a self-absorbed sidenote: Why do I miss all the cool Western celebrities by a hair in Syria!!! Enrique first and now Angelina!

[Tarboush Tip: Jamilah]

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Friday, August 31, 2007

KABOBforum: Hijabzilla In The Presidential Palace

A recent KABOBpost about the election of Turkey’s new president discusses how the Turkish military and other fundamentalist secularists are considering the new president’s wife wearing the Hijab into the presidential palace as an attack on secularism; thus, the new first lady is considering alternate designs for her hijab. Here are some options. Warning, images are graphics.

The post raises the questions: who’s afraid of the Hijab in the presidential palace? And what would it take to relay the fears of some one with this much prejudice? The KABOBforum weighs in:

Nadeem: I dislike the Hijab as a look and a concept - but have a fetish for girls who wear it. Perhaps if Turkish chicks started sewing brims on the front, it wouldn't look so oppressive - and, instead, bring to mind images of beer, peanuts, and cracker jacks. Yeah... that'd be a dope ass compromise. Turkey could market itself as pro-west while it's girls still sport that whole "the lord is my penguin look" jihadists like so much.

Will: I respect the hijab when it is a voluntary expression of modesty and sincere religiosity. I think secular dogmatists running the public order in Turkey and France should actually adopt a more American form of secularism, which allows for pluralism of religious expression. People should have the right to be as free as they want to practice, or not practice, religion in their homes and in their politics. At the same time, wannabe theocracies like Saudi Arabia and Iran should also stop shoving “religious” norms down everyone’s throats. Amen. [Editor’s note: boring]

Maytha: In the spirit of compromise, I suggest that hijabi women be free to wear it -- however, only under the stipulation that the rest of them be naked -- that way both groups get what they want!

Fayyad: It should be no longer a problem now that the Bush administration is providing the Turkish military with a $30 billion dollar military aid package to counter the threat. Especially that the weapon stockpile will include Hijabi Slayer BX-27 advanced weapon system and Madrassa Buster G-11 laser guided missiles. And as for Mrs. Gul, I think she should try the see-through Hijab; that will be a compromise.

Chaim Sugarman: As an avowed secularist, I take offense to Turkey’s flag. I see the star and crescent as an oppressive symbol of religion. I’m glad the Turkish army does not march under it, and I’m glad it is the only flag in the Middle East with a religious exclusiveness connotation.

QuiQui: I agree completely with Will in his well-written, extremely boring thoughts. And thanks to May for making me laugh right afterward, triggering a mood disorder I didn't know I had until I found KABOBfest, where one post makes me happy and the next post makes me sad; when one minute I'm laughing, and the next moment I'm angry. It's a confusing state to be in... I imagine this is what the state of Turkey must feel like? Has this bi-polar region in the Middle East err... Europe umm... wherever it is decided who it wants to be like yet? No? Well, that may be because it's impossible. Is the military pissed off that Ms. Gul isn't "Turkish" how they want her to be "Turkish" or that she won't show them some hair? Is she gonna have to don a hijab with Ataturk smiley faces on it or will she have to purchase one with hair airbrushed onto it? Maybe she can just wear a wig where she gets to show off someone else's hair. The see-through hijab? That's some deep philosophical ish, Fayyad. If Ms. Gul is convinced that she's wearing a hijab but those looking at her are convinced that she's not, then everybody wins, yes, but does the hijab cease to exist? Is that like an if your hair falls down to your shoulders but no one is there to see it, does it still make a sound hijab?

Nabeel:
As the resident Islamic scholar here at KABOBfest, I feel that it is necessary to point out a very obvious but overlooked point that may put to rest the controversy regarding Mrs. Gul's head covering. As I understand it, the controversy is about how many Turks feel that Mrs. Gul wearing the hijab while residing in the Presidential Palace is an affront to Turkish secularism. However, the irony is that when Mrs. Gul is actually in the Presidential Palace she most likely will not be wearing the hijab given the fact that the hijab is only adorned by Muslim women when in the presence of males who are not related to them.

With that said, debate in Turkey ought to shift to whether Mrs. Gul should go ahead and paint her face with gold-sparkley paint and begin performing in public squares like this guy.

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Kuffiya Kraze: The Fashion Industrial Complex Is Behind The Assasination Of Yasser Arafat

Discussion of who killed former Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat has surfaced again this month, following accusations made by senior Hamas members and a former aide to the Palestinian leader that Israel poisoned him.

Bassam Abusharif is asking former French president Jacques Chirac to reveal the truth behind the passing of Arafat, who spent his last day at French military hospital. Many Palestinians, including several senior officials close to Arafat believe that he was poisoned, and suspect Israel’s involvement in the crime. Many of Israel’s bloodthirsty supporters called for his assassination explicitly in public forums, often referring the unmatched capabilities of the Israel Mossad intelligence services. Other political commentators like Pat Buchanan, Zbigniew Brzezinski and many others predicted it.

KABOBfest’s own investigator, special assignment envoy and one man show, Chaim Sugerman, recently infiltrated the Zionist-dominated fashion industry in New York. He reported late Monday that he uncovered evidence indicating Arafat was assassinated by pro-Israel elements within the fashion industry.

The industry had been waiting for years to cash in on the magic and coolness of the Kuffiya by selling it to western hipsters, yet did not want it to be presented as a Palestinian symbol, after all, the whole Zionist idea and state of Israel were built around the claim that Palestinians do not exist.

Industry executives realized that it was going to be impossible to market the Kuffiya as merely “peace scarf,” “anti-war scarf,” or “urban checkered scarf,” or anything that does not have “Palestine” in it while Arafat was rocking his trademark Kuffiya on the 6 o'clock news every day. They could no longer sit idly by when ther