Showing posts with label politics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label politics. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Please Plagiarize This Letter. Seriously.

(no really, it's better than the last one.) use whatever you want, just please write or fax something to:

Honorable Judge Gerald Lee
U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Virginia
401 Courthouse Square, Alexandria, VA 22314
Fax: (703) 299-3339

RE: The Unjust Imprisonment of Dr. Sami Al-Arian

Your Honor,

I am writing to request that you restore some degree of integrity to the justice system of our country by releasing Dr. Sami Al-Arian in this month of April 2008. The plea agreement that was agreed to by both Dr. Al-Arian and the US Government in April of 2006 stipulated his release and expedited deportation on 11 April 2008. As you can see, this date has passed.

Dr. Al-Arian's case has made me lose a great deal of faith in the justice system of our country. It used to be the one branch of government that I was taught to believe was governed by principles. It turns out that this same justice system is willing to keep a man in prison for two and a half years after a jury of his peers failed to convict him of a single charge. It also kept him in prison, most of that time in cruel solitary confinement in a maximum security facility, before he was ever brought to trial. He was the lone pretrial detainee in that facility.

This is not the justice system that I grew up respecting. This is nothing more than a racially motivated abuse of justice for political ends.

Prosecutors in the Eastern District of Virginia have abused the grand jury process to keep Dr. Al-Arian detained more than a year beyond his original sentence. They continue to threaten further action with this latest court order seeking his testimony. This must not be permitted.

The plea agreement removed all standard language that would allow the government to pursue cooperation. Florida prosecutors have admitted, on the record, Dr. Al-Arian explicitly requested non-cooperation, and that they agreed to his request.

Dr. Al-Arian has been on a hunger strike since the 3rd of March. For the first 18 days, he abstained from both food and water. Since then, he has only taken water. He has lost 35 pounds and his life is in danger. His release is therefore requested not only on legal grounds, but humanitarian grounds as well.

The case of Dr. Sami Al-Arian has drawn international attention, and has dealt a severe blow to the United States of America’s domestic human rights record. Dr. Al-Arian is the most prominent political prisoner in the United States, and the only one currently on hunger strike. His release may restore some level of respect for our institutions in the world view, as well as at home. Only with the expedited release of Dr. Al-Arian can some measure of integrity be restored to our justice system.

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Monday, April 14, 2008

Puppy-Killing US Soldier=Your Neighbor

It puzzles me why the soldier-throwing-puppy-off-cliff video has drawn far more outrage across the internet than any single video of US soldiers in Iraq committing indiscriminate murder. Perhaps this video, of American troops essentially behaving like assholes, (or children someone made the very poor choice to hand guns and who are drunk on power, or frat boys who would be much better served by being given scissors to run around with) can put the puppy video into a tiny bit of perspective.




At least in part, the sentiment that causes us by and large to focus on the puppy-over-the-cliff, as opposed to indiscriminate disregard for human dignity, property and life, may be due to the fact that many of us know people who have gone to Iraq. Take the town of Killeen, Texas for instance. Stars line the walls of the high school for the hundreds of parents who are in Iraq, they've had to dig an entire new cemetary, and 200 widows have been created by the war since 2003.

We know these people, they're our neighbors. How can we reconcile these images with our own communities, and as such, our own identities? Is it really possible that the victimizers are in fact also victims?

I've written before that I have little faith in human nature, and that each and every one of us is capable of the worst nightmarishly horrible violations, if only given the power, and the ability to think of others as subhuman.

The towns, though, that continue burying their young people who come home in boxes, understandably prefer to believe that their sacrifice is for something worthwhile, something that in the national imagination is inarguably above our value as individuals:

Everyone believed that US troops should remain in Iraq to protect America from terrorists, to honour the dead, such as Gary, and to complete the job... even one whose definition was becoming less certain.

"You want to know why small-town America is losing so many of its people in Iraq?" he asked, his voice quivering. "It's because small-town America still believes in this country, still believes in fighting for the freedom to worship whichever God you believe in. Our young men and women - like Gary - have been sacrificing their lives for this for 200 years. This is America."

If we are to remove the ideology from the equation, and gain a practical understanding of what is happening and what our government is sending people to die for, we must, in fact we NEED, to be listening very carefully to these people.

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Thursday, April 10, 2008

One Hot Petition

CLICK HERE to read and sign the petition to free Sami Al-Arian in accordance with the plea bargain agreed upon by both Dr. Al-Arian and the US government, which scheduled his release date as 7 April 2008.

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Sunday, March 23, 2008

Easter Cancelled in Palestine: Jesus Fatally Shot Shortly After Resurrection



In keeping with tradition, Easter has yet again been cancelled in Palestine. Jesus of Nazareth somehow secured a permit to enter Jerusalem on Palm Sunday, provided he enter on a donkey.

Jesus applied in June of 2007 for a permit to enter Jerusalem on Palm Sunday 2008. The past two years of cancellations had made him determined to be prepared this year. Due to his inability to provide proof of his Jewish heritage, he was thus banned from entering Jerusalem for the past two years. And so it seemed as though this year would be different; Good Friday processions and the Sunday resurrection occurred as planned.

However, hours after the resurrection at dawn on Sunday, Jesus was fatally shot as he walked with his disciples toward a military checkpoint dividing Bethlehem from Jerusalem.

Chaim Sugarman reports from the ground that a new military order authorizing IDF troops to use lethal force against unarmed protesters was announced last week.

The IDF is prevented from using lethal force against groups of protesters that include Israelis and internationals. Unfortunately, as Jesus had been down in Hell since Friday, he was unaware of the new requirement to have a non-indigenous escort when approaching the Apartheid Wall if you want to stay alive.

Sugarman further reported that at a post resurrection/shooting Easter brunch to which he was privy, the disciples mentioned a plan in the works to move the Easter celebration altogether out of Palestine. "There are hardly any Christians left in Palestine. The only Christians able to celebrate in Jerusalem are from the US and Europe now- why keep making them come here?"

The disciples were referring to the mass exodus of Christians from Palestine. According to Dr. Bernard Sabella of Bethlehem University, 37% of Christian Palestinians fled in 1948 with the original refugees, and 20% of the remaining population emigrated between 1967-1994. Now, due to the hardship imposed by the Israeli occupation of the West Bank and Gaza, and especially the imposition of the Wall around Bethlehem, many more left between 2000 and 2004.

For more on Christians in Palestine.

For equally serious, more personal sidenotes from the past holy week:

  • Unlike the children's processions on Palm Sunday in many Palestinian areas in northern Israel, Bethlehem on that day was quiet but for the funeral tent in Manger Square of the four who were assassinated days before.

  • The Bethlehem terminal through the wall to Jerusalem (and certainly not only this one) should have international observers. When I entered Bethlehem with family members on Palm Sunday, a female soldier was shouting over a loudspeaker in Hebrew, interspersed with seconds of blaring Nancy Ajram music. When we left, a male soldier was shouting at us in Hebrew, and three young women dressed up for church were standing and waiting for passage to pray in Jerusalem while a soldier, who had taken their purses, sat at a glass-enclosed desk ignoring them for over an hour.

  • Judging from our company in the terminal to Bethlehem, the main purpose is to allow Palestinian workers through within working hours, and to return to their lives under military occupation at night. This provides Israel with very cheap labor, while Israeli citizens never have to see their living conditions. The same goes for nearly the entirety of the Wall in the north of the West Bank- passage is closed to all except for laborers, and there are many.

  • The Bethlehem terminal through the wall has the distinct feel of a place you would hold cattle, complete with metal grate corridors and walkways above.

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Saturday, February 16, 2008

There Will Be Blood

Mosaic Intelligence Report on the assassination of top Hezbollah military commander Imad Mughniyeh:

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Saturday, February 09, 2008

Pragmatically Speaking, Democrats Should Nominate Obama

I do not wish to hide the fact that I view Obama more favorably than Clinton, but to me they are differentiated by the intangibles. For most democrats, Obama and Clinton show very few differences on specific issues, and the real difference between them is on the slightly less tangible such as ending the insiders’ hold on Washington politics, spreading hope of a better future among the less advantaged segments of society, and improving America’s image internationally in the long term and making some new friends.

However, when making their decision, democrats must consider which one of their candidate is more likely to send the neocons packing out of Washington. Kucinich is the best candidate to represent the party’s ideals, but in all honesty is unlikely to defeat republicans, because he has not been able to garner enough support, among democrats that is. But among the leading candidates, or the two left standing, there is a choice to make: Obama is more likely to win the general elections that the Clintons are.

I have always despised the term “electableility;” I saw it as an antithesis to the ideal of voting, since it meant ignoring your true view about a candidate and vote for one that you think others may prefer. Case in point, the democratic parties grassroots selling out on Howard Dean over night because the mass media made feel that he was crazy and unelectable. But in the Obama-Clinton case, either of the two is a better option than another Republican Whitehouse; McCain all but guaranteed a war with Iran.

Obama is an apparent favorite in states that are more socially conservative than the traditionally blue states. Blues states will vote democrat, weather the candidate is Obama or Clinton. But Clinton, with a reputation for being polarizing, earned or not, is far less likely to win in those states and secure a democratic presidential win.

Republicans, with their uniformity, predictability, and subservience to the establishment, have presented the democrats with the gift: The name of their next candidate when the democrats still had time to make their selection. It has been said of the democrats that they have a history of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, and it is true, but perhaps they won’t follow the self-destructive behavior again this year.

Obama won the primaries decisively in swing states such as Iowa and Minnesota; he has won decisively in traditionally red states where democrats are finally making a showing, like Colorado and Kansas. Those are the states that win the Whitehouse, California, New York, and Massachusetts were carried by Clinton, but they are guaranteed to vote for either of the two democrats against McCain.

In a head-to-head match up, it is clear that Obama will win over McCain, while the presumable republican nominee will sweep purple states from under Hillary’s feet. Obama will battle McCain for the independent vote, and get a small slice of the republicans; Hillary will lose the independents, and mobilize the republicans to turn out for McCain. The very conservative base does not like McCain, but you bet they will look at it pragmatically, and decide to send him to the Whitehouse to prevented Hilary from taking it. That’s a lesson democrats are over due to learn.

And one more thing to keep in mind, if you don't give Obama enough delegates to secure the nomination before the convention, it will have to be a brokered convention, and the super delegates, the good old boys club of the democratic party, will end up hand-picking the nominee. The smoke-filled backroom wheeling and dealing is the Clintons' thing, not Obama's.

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Saturday, February 02, 2008

KABook Review (Weekend Reading): Ambiguities of Domination by Lisa Wedeen

Upon learning that I was writing a graduate level paper about a book on the “Asad cult”, my father immediately halted conversation, and without further explanation, made me promise him that I would not write this paper. This reaction, this fear of the potential impact back in the “watan”, reified much of enigmatic power of the Asad cult in Syria to maintain an obedient citizenry, as discussed in Lisa Wedeen’s “Ambiguities of Domination,” but at the same time it left a lot to be explained. Why is it, and what is it specifically that a man who lives in the United States, left Syria two years before the “Corrective Movement” and has not been back since fear? More generally, why would subjects of an economically disadvantaged state condone and participate in practices of political repression? Why are Syrian citizens complicit in the face of authoritarian rule? Is it cultural? Are paternalistic leaders the only kind Arab subjects respect and support? Especially Syrian citizens who practice obediancy to a non-rentier state and as such receive no viable economic benefits to buy off their complicity. According to Wedeen, “The book argues that Asad’s cult is a strategy of domination based on compliance rather than legitimacy. The regime produces compliance through enforced participation in rituals of obeisance that are transparently phony both to those who orchestrate them and to those who consume them” (6). She seeks to expose, “The ways in which (the) cult and spectacle both produce political power yet also, paradoxically invite transgressions” (4-5). As this quotes hint at, Wedeen’s book is a fascinating read, but in her attempt to understand what she calls “disciplinary symbolic power” of Asad cult’s spectacles, she falls short in two major areas, two keys factors are missing in her analysis. First, I will demonstrate what she has contributed to the discourse on nation-state power and elucidated about Syrian citizens “obedience” to Asad, then I will briefly discuss the 2 ways she falls short in her analysis, two categories I call: firstly, historical context out of context, and lastly, she scratches the surface of psychology. But before I discuss the short fallings of Wedeen’s analysis, I will briefly address what she does do right, what her contribution to the discussion of the “ambiguities of domination” looks like.

Wedeen’s strength as a political scientist is exposed in her discussions of the face of Syrian nationalism . The statement that resonated strongly was the one in which she characterized this totalizing fear of the state by Syrians as such a forceful current that unifies all Syrians, that it has become part of their nationality, as part of what it means to be a Syrian. According to Wedeen, “To be “Syrian” means” to, “to operate within this rhetorical universe.” And by “rhetorical universe” Wedeen means the ability to be discursively fluent in the official language of the cult which includes rhetoric and symbols, (and to have the formula for politically correct behavior down to a science.) This convincingly explains part of my father’s reaction to my paper. His fluency in what Havel calls “social auto-totality”, in self-enforced censorship is explained as an expression of his Syrian-ness. But, this man didn’t live in Syria during the reign of Hafez al-Asad, so where and when did this political education occur? The answer to this question can be best explained in what is missing from her analysis.

In dealing with the historical context of Syrian politics, Wedeen disappointingly presents a fragmented, superficial handling of historical context. Why might Syrians subtly subvert and still believe? Why might a man like my father who left the country two years before the “Corrective Movement” admonish his American-born and raised daughter not to comment on this book? This fear, this “obediancy” to the regime, what is it? What does he fear? More importantly “why” does a man who hasn’t even returned to his homeland since before the time of the mounting (and institutionalizing) of the Asad cult fear it? Why and how is he so well versed in the official language? And why is he so hesitant to vocally oppose a regime he harshly criticizes and is not governed by? In this instance, a proper understanding of the Syrian historical context and how it affects a Syrian’s psyche is needed. Wedeen’s handling of Syria’s political history is disjointed. At one point she discusses the colonial period of French domination, and then the next she moves on President Salah Jadid’s rule of the country, then she incorrectly defines the tenets of Ba’thism (43), and finally she ends up at the 1970 start of the “Corrective Movement.” In all this hop scotching from different rulers to different forms of domination in Syria’s history, she misses a key moment(s) to understanding where a significant source of Asad’s legitimacy as a ruler comes from. The decades that followed the intervention of French colonial domination into the region, in the moment of “infrastructure building” and “Westernization”, Syria’s 25 different rulers in 50 years time. There is a joke in Syria, that everyone is related to at least one president . Why is the 50 years of unstable rule by 25 different heads of states not addressed or factored into the formula of analyzing the power of the Asad cult? Wedeen brings in the Al-Quwalti quote that hints of this lasting impression left on the Syrian citizens of their “unruliness” as a ruled population, but she doesn’t unpackage the psychological commentary that is embodied in that quote.

The crux of her argument seems to focus in on a Syrian citizen’s reason for practicing, participating in unbelief, and the half-belief that the unbelief requires to be practiced. By half-belief I mean to say that Syrians, because of the debilitating effects of colonial rule, of the succession of weak, unsuccessful heads of state, there is this “mentalite of powerlessness” and inferiority, not just as subjects, but as Syrians. I do applaud Wedeen for handling the history of colonial domination of Syria, but again she does it superficially, especially considering she devotes a couple of pages to addressing and analyzing that phenomenon, as opposed to 20 pages on analyzing M’s dream.

Also missing is a discussion on pre-colonial rule, on the rule of Amir Faysal, of the concept of Bilad-al-Sham, of a Levant before the presence of European colonialism. This is significant to the ways in which Syrians see themselves as Syrians, and who, besides “Salah El Din” is considered part of this constructed “national legacy.” Because of these omissions, it is hard for her to effectively locate the moment of Syrianization of the population. And as the daughter of two grandfathers who fought against the French in what they termed a “Syrian Liberation Movement,” she does an abysmal job of historically tracking articulations of Syrian-ness or Syrian nationalism. Why is this important to Wedeen’s argument? Without this tracking of the genealogy of Syrian nationalism, it is unclear how someone like Asad can both monopolize the definition of Syrian nationalism, elicit complicity and yet fall short based on those historical examples, and still elicit complicity. Appealing to a citizenry’s knowledge of what it means to be a Syrian is one of the easiest ways to produce obedient citizenry. At what point did they buy into the idea of being “Syrian” and how did the Asad cult successfully market itself as the authentic representation of this notion of being Syrian? And how does the cult’s transgressions from authentically representing what it means to be Syrian, still produce an obedient citizenry? This is all the result of the impact of the aforementioned history has on the psychology of Syrians.

Secondly, the book only scratches the psychological surface of why Syrians are obedient to and participate in a regime they don’t “believe” in; which I think would enhance her analysis. Her “Politics of As If” chapter, which attacked “M’s Dream” from almost every psychological angle, showed promises of engaging with the Syrian citizen’s psyche, but she only introduces loose threads of analysis, to leave them dangling, instead of tying them together. The real power of the Asad cult is found on manipulation and management (management signals or hints of a level of control) of the psychology of Syrians in three major arenas. One is fear of corporal punishment and the ambiguities of punishment/domination. Ambiguity in punishment means unpredictable disciplinary action that results in producing the ideal citizen. The ideal citizen is too hamstrung to act, too liberated to think they are hamstrung, so him or her is left without rational recourse to resist. The citizen is stuck in the middle, so the best solution is to act obediently, but also to maintain a disbelief in the state. The citizen of the state is conned into believing that possessing this disbelief in the declarations of the cult is enough. But since the lingering threat of state punishment hangs around every corner, as “good citizens” produced by these mechanisms of domination, become extensions of disciplinary power, the individual, instead of waiting for the state to punish him, or for the “good citizen” to turn him into the city, practices self-enforcing obediency. The measure of this production of the modern citizen is what the disciplinary power of the state strives for. Second is this psychology of post-colonial inferiority. The citizen convincingly believes that he or she is too unruly to rule, and therefore needs discipline. Thirdly is the psychology of nationalism, which is to say that to live in fear of Asad and of explicit political discussions defines someone’s Syrian-ness. Even though, psychological anthropology is out of vogue, there is much to be explained by this field of analysis in the study of state disciplinary power.

There are significant moments in which Wedeen comes close to answering fundamental questions raised in the book. But she seems to stop query and is hesitant to connect certain psychological observations, like in the case of “M’s dream” and the use of the family metaphor. What is the effect of colonial domination in the collective consciousness on the psychology of the ruled? The feeling of inferiority is felt and seen in subversive art, the self-portrayal is down right sad. By this, I mean the jokes surrounding the heads of state of France, the US, and of course of Syria. In one of these said jokes, Mitterrand, Reagan, and Asad have a conversation with God basically about the “development” or “advancement” of their respective citizenry. God gives the former two presidents a set of years when they can expect their citizenry to be modern. And when she comes to Asad, God cries. God cries because of the hopelessness of that development, of the Syrians ever becoming “modern.” It appears that Wedeen included this example to illustrate how Syrian jokes function to subversively attack and insult a man who they cannot directly criticize in a public, however it does something different. It shows deep roots of self-hate, a phenomenon not tied to her analysis of why Syrians actually permit the Asad regime to rule. She doesn’t account for this fact that Syrians actually believe in their inferiority; a belief very directly produced by the debilitating effects of colonial rule, a colonized mentality. This is all connected to how the Asad cult exploits and manipulates this belief, to manage power and produce obedient citizenry. She addresses all the key elements, the colonial history, the “unruliness” of Syrians, respect for paternalism, superficially, and, unfortunately, discusses them in isolation from each other. My father once confided in me that, “The French gave us infrastructure. And the truth is we are not capable of doing that.” According to this, in the “Syrian psyche,” there was no viable state before the French. “We don’t believe in him or the cult, but who else can rule Syria? ” I didn’t have to directly quote my father to get this point across, as this very sentiment laid on the lips of my Syrian host mother’s, and was poignantly expressed by the Quwatli quote provided by Wedeen. This sentiment becomes the quintessential example of the debilitating effect of colonial rule on the psyche of the colonized. “We are unruly, and not fit to rule. Only forceful paternalist rule can control the unruly.”

Why is all this important? Because, without a more detailed analysis of history and psychology, she wrongly attributes this sense of “obediancy” to the effect of the disciplinary power of the Asad cult. The point is that it isn’t or cannot all be attributed to Asad. However, I do praise Wedeen. Her book is a fascinating read; especially in the way it makes sense of the nonsense of the Asad cult’s spectacles. However, the read is fraught with marked historical omissions, loose psychological observations, and short-sided theoretical analysis. The theoretical analysis of the use of rhetorical and symbolic discipline by the state in its attempt to not only legitimate, but substantiate power, mistakenly confines the analysis to Asad. Much of the analysis is so very strongly rooted in a Foucauldian analysis of power and discipline. It doesn’t bring a much innovations to the table, or even demonstrate how the use of spectacles by the Asad cult in Syria is any different than from any other country’s imposition of national myth, hagiography and public participation. Not taking into the account the specificities of what it means to be a Syrian, the history of and psychology of Syrian nationalism, makes her argument too general of one to really address the ambiguities of domination by the Asad cult in Syria.

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Saturday, January 05, 2008

Have We Entered 2008 or 1984?

Not only can you banned from entering the US for donating money to a Muslim charity a la the Muslim Martin Luther King Tariq Ramadan, but now you can be charged for "ideologically-based violence" in the land of the free and the home of the brave. The stuff of the fictionally-based Orwell political doomsday novel 1984, omnipresent big brother surveillance and thought-crime charges, is no longer contained in the realm of fantasy.

House Bill 1955, known on the hill as "Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention" bill, and known in oppositional circles as the thought crime bill, amends the 2002 Homeland Security Act by adding the following provisions:

Enables the Secretary of Homeland Security to:

(1) establish a grant program to prevent radicalization (use of an extremist belief system for facilitating ideologically-based violence) and homegrown terrorism in the United States.

(2) establish or designate a university-based Center of Excellence for the Study of Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism in the United States.

(3) conduct a survey of methodologies implemented by foreign nations to prevent radicalization and homegrown terrorism.
The bill, sponsored and introduced by high-standing California Democrat Jane Harman on April 19, 2007, was passed this past October in the House, and now is awaiting a vote on the Senate floor.

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Sunday, December 02, 2007

Chavez Loses Something; Take That May

I had faith in the Venezuelan people, but I must admit I was holding my breath. But the good people of one of my favorite countries defeated their president’s attempt to legally and constitutionally become a dictator. Much to the dismay of KABOBfest’s official Chavez apologist, Maytha.

President Hugo Chavez suffered a stinging defeat Monday in a vote on constitutional changes that would have let him run for re-election indefinitely and solidify his bid to transform this major U.S. oil provider into a socialist state.

Voters defeated the sweeping measures by a vote of 51 percent to 49 percent, said Tibisay Lucena, chief of the National Electoral Council, with voter turnout just 56 percent.
Let me qualify my views. There are many things I like about Chavez, but most of them appeal to the helpless news reader/immature guy in me. I like how he can flip traditional powers off. I like how he can tell the likes of Bush and Blair to go fcuk themselves as they try to lecture the world on democracy and human rights standing on the pile of Iraqi children they murdered. I like that he has the balls to speak his mind with out worrying about consequences.

But that’s also what I don’t like about the dude; he takes his rhetoric too far, and sometimes forgets that being a president is being responsible for the well being of a nation, not a feel-good position. I don’t like him because he has totalitarian tendencies, but I like him because he is trying to become a dictator legitimately, democratically, and constitutionally, instead of suspending the constitution wholly, like Egypt’s Mubarak and Pakistan’s Musharraf, or partially like George Bush.

Many of us who champion causes of social justice, indigenous rights, and self determination, tend to emotionally embrace leaders who pay lip service to these causes and not hold them to the strict and skeptical standards we must hold politicians and leaders to. As a result, we tend to lose perspective and not notice similarities and parallels to other dictators, like those who rise from the right. And Chavez’ progression of power consolidation was very similar to other dictator, from both the right and left, who reached power through free elections only to suspend the system and acquire absolute power. Case in point, Zimbabwe’s Mugabi single handedly destroyed the country’s economy and consolidated power under the pretence of land reform and redistribution.

Chavez in his turn, was well on his way to hurting the country's economy with his less than sensible policies. He should be applauded for attempting to renegotiate revenue sharing deals with the foreign oil companies that have so far gotten well more than their fair share of the oil revenue. But he could have consulted some economists on how to better deal with the matter, and drive fewer of them out, there by not losing oil production capacity. He should be applauded for diverting much of the revenue to social programs. But instead of throwing money at the problem, he could have had expert planners invest the money in projects that produce jobs and long term economic development. He should be applauded for trying to reform the economy, make it more independent, and unbeg the oil price to the dollar. But he should have experts do it instead of making his decision-making criteria "what ever pisses off the capitalist west" since some of those decision tend to backfire, and foster an environment hostile to business development and eventually drive many of the engineers who ran the country's oil industry to work in Canada's Oil Sands.

I have to admit that I still find it cute how Chavez tried to win elections to become a dictator, it tells you how inexperienced of dictator he is, or nice of one he is. Anyway, Venezuelan’s did not buy into his pitch, even though he practically shut down all the not pro-Chavez media outlets. And the sweetest part is, it was the people vs. Chavez, not an American puppet vs. Chavez, where the people would have endorsed the dictator in spite of somebody like Bush. Luckily, there was no reason for self-destructive behavior. It’s just they know that absolute power corrupts…

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Monday, November 19, 2007

I Be Leakin', that's What I Be Doing

Leak it to the east, leak to the west
I leak it to the woman that I love the best
I be leakin'

(To the tune of Clarence Carter's Strokin')

My impromptu verse above was inspired by an article in Politico on how politicians strategically use leaks, clandestine tip-offs to reporters always looking for scoops or exclusive information. The article is interesting because it offers a typology of leaks, from the courageous to the cowardly. From leaks to expose the criminality of invasions, the ethical violations of leaders, to simple smear campaigns against opponents.

One of the more interesting examples is the strategic self-leak (my awkward term). The Gore campaign, for example, leaked its own bad news strategically in order to soften the blow when the news picked it up. They leaked their own bad news to the Washington Times, an avowed right-wing rag, and had it run on the black hole of news days, Saturday. This gave the m some cushion from impending scandal: they could say this is old news, depict it as a right-wing campaign, and thus repel is more easily.

KABOBfest will trade sex for leeks (not leaks).

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Monday, November 05, 2007

Pakistan's Musharraf: US Ally Goes Too Far

But that is not the problem, the real problem for the US with Pakistan's president, Pervez Musharraf, suspending the constitutions and therefore civil liberties is that he could not avoid the negative publicity associated with it, and became more of a liability than an asset.

The first reaction from the state department was regret, but affirmation of the strong relationship and continuation of aid, then to demands of new elections, and this is only day two of Musharraf’s adventure.

The latest news speak of hundreds of arrests, and shutting down of all independent media, all of this seems to be playing on US news networks, much to the discomfort of the White House.

Now let's make it clear, I have a stake in what goes on in Pakistan because half of all Americans I meet think I'm actually Pakistilian.

Musharraf knows that some extent he actually could get away with some draconian measures, as far as the US reaction is concerned. He knows that the US has no other allies but him in the nuclear power that is deemed a “front line in the war on terror.” Benazir Bhutto, the recently returned exiled leader has even distanced her self from the US in her effort to position as the anti-Musharraf, in fact, the more democratic a choice the next leader is, the least likely he or she to be friendly to the US.

But the dictator may have overplayed his hand; unlike his more more savvy counterparts in Saudi Arabia, Egypt, and Israel, Musharraf snapped, he reacted in above-the-threshold steps that attracted media attention from all over the world, kind of like those dummies in Myanmar. And despite the little leverage it has over him, the US will soon find itself having to press Musharraf on his latest actions. But given the US's options such confrontation would be cosmetic at best, so for those of you about to be appalled, no worries, it's not the first time the US backs a dictator, at least this one is better than many.

It got to the point that a criminal like Bush could claim the moral high grounds, and demand that the president of another sovereign nation to hold election –ones that are sure to drive him out of office nonetheless-, and drop his military uniform, but it is the fault of the likes of Musharraf who chose to ally themselves with Bush against their own people.

Egypt’s dictator, for example, one of the US’s main allies, had had the country’s constitution suspended since his arrival to power nearly 27 years ago, his police forces assault and beat protesters on a regular basis, his jails are filled with activists and journalists without trials, or with show trials at best. But his moves are calculated; while they enrage the Egyptian people, they are below the threshold needed to become CNN’s sensational story of three days.

Saudi Arabia, similarly, continues to crack down on political descent and prevent its citizens, especially women, not to mention its non-citizen immigrants from basic rights, but continues to fly under the radar with its media savvy and resources, and by telling the US that those being oppressed are the people who view the US least favorably any way, in addition to the fact that the US is not exactly concerned, as long as the situation does not become a liability with all the media attention.

Israel, on the other hand, is the most savvy among America’s criminal allies, some how it’s managing to maintain an occupation of an entire people, enforce an apartheid-like regime, brutalize and entire population with heaviest, most advances weaponry in the world, while appearing as the victim at the same time.

Of course it helps that the media in the US is has enough people who selectively ignore news stories damning of Israel, but Israel itself knows how to make their job easy; proportionate responses and keeping it below the threshold are by no means Israel’s MO, but they know how to spin their stories, and more importantly, they know how to time their most aggressive actions. It’s military officers receive training in US mass media and news cycles, it’s population is so indoctrinated with the military’s narrative, that a news reporter can interview to random individuals in the street and they will give the same soundbites.

During the California wild fires of last month, Israel launched its most violent attack against Gaza in many months, and it seems to have planned, and gotten Washington’s OK for a major ground assault against the strip that “it does not occupy,” so wait until the next major event that dominates the news media for them to launch it, if no Hurricane or a major earthquake hit or a new sex tape is released of Paris Hilton sometime between now and the primaries time, that that is probably the zero hour.

Perhaps Musharraf should enlist in a PR course at the Israeli embassy.

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Monday, October 22, 2007

SIGN AGAINST THE PARTITION OF IRAQ

Posted at the request of KABOBfriend Sharen:

Urgent Open Letter to the U.S. Congress Protesting U.S. Senator Biden’s Amendment to Partition Iraq

We --- Iraqi-Americans and Iraqis around the world --- are Arabs, Kurds, Turkomen, Sunnis, Shia’, Christians, Assyrians, Chaldeans, Syriac, Yazidis, Sabeans and Armenians. We are, above all, Iraqis.

As Iraqis, we have been unheard and unrepresented in Washington, which is unilaterally deciding the fate of our homeland. Iraq is a country with a pre-colonial identity as a nation-state --- Mesopotamia --- going back to ancient pre-biblical times.

Iraqis of different backgrounds, races, ethnicities and sects have coexisted for thousands of years, shaping and being part of a great and pluralistic civilization.

Only the Iraqi people have the right to determine the political and national future of Iraq. We, therefore, strongly denounce the resolution that was passed by the US Senate on September 26, 2007 that would allow a foreign government (the U.S. Government), not the Iraqis, to divide Iraq into ethnically-defined regions and sow the seeds for further conflict across our country and the whole region. This would be the act of a new colonial power – not the act of a great democracy --- no different in substance from the acts of the post-World War I colonial powers in dividing the Middle East.
To read the rest of the petition and sign it, click here.

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Tuesday, October 02, 2007

As Much As Arabs Try to be White...Racist Statements and Graffiti Remind Us Otherwise

The old skool generation fucked us over by aggressively pursuing the legal classification of "white." That effort resulted in the legal labelling of Arabs as Caucasian on college admissions forms and exclusion from minority preferences as outlined in and by the Small Business Act. However, if we are "white" enough to be disqualified from any minority privileges, why is it that we are "Arab" enough to be racially profiled at airports, Arab enough to warrant interrogations by the FBI, Arab enough to have our asses sent to Guantanamo Bay? This ethnic ambiguity surrounding the classification of Arab Americas as "white" in the realm of social and economic disadvantage, and "Arab" in the realm of national security concerns, is what I call the Arab America's reality of "double exclusion" from privileges. More than exclusion, these conflicting notions of it limits the Arab America's ability to politically mobilize or build solidarity with other groups, thereby minimizing our political agency in America.

All that said, there are events like these that remind Arab Americans just how we are seen by "our" white brethren, a group of people we have historically tried to be regarded as part of.

Last Thursday, someone discovered racist graffiti written on a bathroom stall at Columbia's School of International and Public Affairs (SIPA). According to Columbia University newspaper, The Columbia Spectator, the statement read:

Attention you piko Commie motherfuckers and Arab Towelheads: Ameria will wake up one day and nuke Mecca, Medina, Tehran, Baghdad, Jakarta, and all the savages in Africa. you will all be fucked! America is for White Europeans


And what is even more interesting is that this very same notion was communicated to my face by an older Caucasian woman, this notion that America belongs to whites and we are lucky to be here and eat bread crumbs that fall from the dinner table. Her exact statement:

Just remember that you are not American and how lucky you are to be here. Because, if you lived in Germany, you would be in prison now.


Arab Americans, welcome to America.

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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Kfest Exclusive: 2nd Bin Laden Tape Released


But on a serious note - I hope that KABOBfest's readers take time today (and every day really) to reflect upon the underline reasons why so much political, social, and economic violence exists in this world - and, most importantly, how you as an individual, and we as a community, can help change that.


Just as Osama Bin Laden had no right to take so many innocent lives in NYC six years ago, neither does any other man or women - regardless of whether that person is George Bush, Ehud Olmert, Mahmoud Abbas, or Kermit the Frog. While it's true that the atrocities of 9-11 were a crime against humanity, so was our nation's devastating response in Afghanistan and Iraq.


Rest assure that for every innocent life lost - in America, Afghanistan, and Iraq - there's a child, family member, or friend who's sworn revenge… quite possibly another 9-11. Clearly, war is not the answer.


Still, to ask of a nation to "forgive and forget" without due justice is unfair. The prosecution of those directly involved, coupled with a strategic engagement of the broader Middle East and South Asia, however, would have served this purpose well. Instead, our government chose to respond to Bin Laden's violent rejection of America's political and economic assertions with the strengthening of those very contentions he and his followers propagate for increased legitimacy in the Muslim world and beyond - ensuring that future violence will ensue.


Indeed, today is a sad day - but not just for Americans, for us all…

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Saturday, September 08, 2007

Fayyad’s Jewish Fatwa: Thou Shalt Be Smarter Than Thy Parents

Yes, I issue commandments, but don’t expect ten at a time, it’s not like they’re free. The latest generation of Jews, at least, seems to be heeding this divine directive. A new study shows that young American Jews distance themselves from Israel.

CHICAGO - Young U.S. non-Orthodox Jews are becoming increasingly lukewarm if not alienated in their support for Israel in a trend that is not likely to be reversed, according to a study released on Thursday.

Blending into U.S. society, including marriage to non-Jews and a tendency to look on Judaism more in religious terms than ethnic ones, is part of what's happening, the study found.

U.S. support backed by a vocal and politically powerful Jewish lobby has been a key feature of the Jewish state's success since its founding in 1948, an event that is widely backed by U.S. Jews and non-Jews.
Of course the title of the article hypes up a far less significant finding. Statistically, a significant number still put their loyalties to Israel ahead of anything else. A conspiracy theorist that I ran into on the street said this was another attempt to claim the Israel Lobby does not exist, hid to the lobby’s body, so to say.

Apparently, young Jews find apartheid Israel indefensible, and see Israel of no special significance as they regard their Judaism as a religion and not an ethnicity (duh). They prefer to assimilate into their own societies. Maybe, they are also outraged by Israel’s most recent attack on America.

"What?" you ask.

The Israeli Acute Paralysis Virus is killing America’s honeybees by the billions. As I always said, Israelis just can’t stand the sweet things in life.
Scientists say they have a key suspect in the mysterious disappearance and death of honeybees vital for pollinating crops nationwide.

It's called Israeli acute paralysis virus, and no one knew it was in the United States until it turned up in most of the affected beehives that were tested.

Researchers released their findings yesterday and published them this week in the journal Science. Billions of bees in Ohio and across the country have abandoned their hives and died. Scientists call it "colony collapse disorder."
I call it Beeacide.

I know, the article is from the Columbus Dispatch. To compensate for their negative coverage of Israel's role in the Beeacide, they ran a cartoon depicting Iranians as cockroaches. How Nazi of you.

Though the former was not the work of an editorial cartoonist with the editorial board’s backing, the latter was. For the readers among you, KABOBfest has long documented Israel’s contributions to pathogens rather scientifically.

Chaim Sugerman revealed yesterday that the virus was developed in the laboratories of the Israeli intelligence agencies and deployed in an assassination attempt on Nahoul, Hamas’ giant bee. Apparently the critique by PETA was not satisfactory to the Israelis, who seem to have worked out a deal with the animal rights society in order to use llamas in war without the latter saying a word.

[Photo tarboush tip: Nadeem]

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Friday, August 31, 2007

KABOBforum: Hijabzilla In The Presidential Palace

A recent KABOBpost about the election of Turkey’s new president discusses how the Turkish military and other fundamentalist secularists are considering the new president’s wife wearing the Hijab into the presidential palace as an attack on secularism; thus, the new first lady is considering alternate designs for her hijab. Here are some options. Warning, images are graphics.

The post raises the questions: who’s afraid of the Hijab in the presidential palace? And what would it take to relay the fears of some one with this much prejudice? The KABOBforum weighs in:

Nadeem: I dislike the Hijab as a look and a concept - but have a fetish for girls who wear it. Perhaps if Turkish chicks started sewing brims on the front, it wouldn't look so oppressive - and, instead, bring to mind images of beer, peanuts, and cracker jacks. Yeah... that'd be a dope ass compromise. Turkey could market itself as pro-west while it's girls still sport that whole "the lord is my penguin look" jihadists like so much.

Will: I respect the hijab when it is a voluntary expression of modesty and sincere religiosity. I think secular dogmatists running the public order in Turkey and France should actually adopt a more American form of secularism, which allows for pluralism of religious expression. People should have the right to be as free as they want to practice, or not practice, religion in their homes and in their politics. At the same time, wannabe theocracies like Saudi Arabia and Iran should also stop shoving “religious” norms down everyone’s throats. Amen. [Editor’s note: boring]

Maytha: In the spirit of compromise, I suggest that hijabi women be free to wear it -- however, only under the stipulation that the rest of them be naked -- that way both groups get what they want!

Fayyad: It should be no longer a problem now that the Bush administration is providing the Turkish military with a $30 billion dollar military aid package to counter the threat. Especially that the weapon stockpile will include Hijabi Slayer BX-27 advanced weapon system and Madrassa Buster G-11 laser guided missiles. And as for Mrs. Gul, I think she should try the see-through Hijab; that will be a compromise.

Chaim Sugarman: As an avowed secularist, I take offense to Turkey’s flag. I see the star and crescent as an oppressive symbol of religion. I’m glad the Turkish army does not march under it, and I’m glad it is the only flag in the Middle East with a religious exclusiveness connotation.