Showing posts with label uae. Show all posts
Showing posts with label uae. Show all posts

Thursday, May 01, 2008

LIVNI LA VIDA LOCA: Spitfire-side Chat

Israeli Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni, seen here raising a finger during her April visit to Qatar, may have used her visit to stick up for Shimon Peres' hurt feelings. (What kind of a weird flicking-off that is, and more significantly why the AFP posted this as their main closeup of Livni is beyond me.)


There are other possibilities though. Livni may also have been aiming the sentiment at Hamas, which is "controlling Gaza by weapons, training and money," apparently from Iran. (Of course not because they won the last election fair and square-- democracy anyone?) Or she was giving it to all the Gulf people who would rather excuse themselves to go barf than see formal ties, or worse, sit in a room with Israeli government officials.

The following is an internal discussion on the significance of the Qatari and Omani reception of Livni. As Chaim protested, "Why do you D-bags host these conversations on this listserv, take it to the blog!"

MHMD: Hey what do you guys make of this? Well, there really isn't much to make of it, I'm not surprised-but is there anything left to say about the Qataris and Omanis meeting so openly with Livni?

Emily: I had an argument with a friend recently. He's from Bahrain and was thinking of coming to Jordan, and I suggested that we meet there. I also said oh maybe I'll bring my friend along from Shefa Amr! She's never been to Jordan!

At which point he seriously took the conversation off the record and was like "wait... she's... israeli?" He didn't want to hang out with her in Jordan (a Muslim Arab Palestinian citizen of Israel) because of her Israeli passport. He was like, there's a boycott. I have to stick to my principles.

I think I spent a half an hour typing like a madwoman about all of the violations against Palestinians in Israel even though they are "Israeli." And furthermore pulled up the call for boycott and sanctions and sent him the actual text of it- 'institutional boycott' etc etc.

Anyway I'd like to post about this and the context of Livni's visit. I thought Qatar was like the rest of the Gulf states in that people with Israeli passports can't travel there? Or is it the one exception or something?

MHMD: Well, Qatar's always been the most openly friendly Gulf state with Israel-if I recall correctly they were the first to allow an Israeli Trade Office to open there. As far as I know, the ban on Israeli passport holders in the gulf is one bigass myth-Israelis travel freely to the UAE and Qatar, and I'm sure they do to Bahrain and Oman too. The Omani FM said one of the purposes of his meeting with Livni was to discuss the reopening of the Israeli Trade Office in Muscat.

Furthermore, I recently saw a news report on MBC quoting several Israeli and US studies that reveal there are up to 220 Israeli companies active in Iraq now. The Arab boycott is just one big joke.

Chaim: Why do you D-bags host these conversations on this listserv, take it to the blog! And use my title: LIVNI LAVIDA LOCA... I just wanna see it in print cause I'm so proud of it :) Or do a round-table burn... KABOBfest hasn't done one of those in a great long while.

Emily: Maybe it can be on what constitutes a violation of the boycott: Qatar and the gulf countries giving Israeli businessmen free reign when there's a boycott going on, or me working for a Palestinian org that is actually an Israeli org inside of Israel, or just talking to Palestinian citizens of Israel (as many regular gulfi people seem to think- I have more examples)

Is my working in Israel a violation of the boycott of Israel for all people of conscience?

Does the boycott include the exclusion of Palestinian people with Israeli passports otherwise known as Arab ISRAELIS?

I'm pretty sure we all agree that Qatar talking to Livni is hypocrisy... or do we?

MHMD: Livni accuses MP Tibi of trying to sabotage two-state solution That should be useful too.

Nimr: I strongly disagree, actually. I hate it when US pundits blast Obama for saying he would meet with the leaders of Iran, Hammas, Venezuela, N. Korea or whoever (well, I actually think there should be "high level" conversations first. Meeting the pres. should be the carrot for substantive talks). I feel I would be the hypocrite to criticize Qatar for talking with Livni.

I see no harm with welcoming and meeting with Livni. It's not like they are going to let Israel bury nuclear waste there (see: Mauritania). For the record, I think the academic boycott is dumb and counterproductive too. Heck, I think the travel restrictions in general are silly as well. If any Americans are going to boycott Israel, you better be ready to get your ass boycotted 300x over by the rest of the world too.

Also, let's be clear. As Mohammed pointed out, the rules about travel prohibitions are not universally followed. UAE "unofficially" lets all kinds of people who visit Israel and/or are Israeli citizens come there for business (lots of diamond, tech and finance). That might be open for criticism. Alternately, Yemen allows their own Jewish citizens to visit Israel for family and/or religious reasons, they just do it super on the DL. I applaud that. Syria might not have suffered the loss of its Jewish population if they could have come and gone as they pleased.

Lastly, to put the visit in context, Qatar is very much trying to position themselves as players on the international stage. This kinda thing is probably more about them posturing as players than caring so much about Israel, Palestine or the peace process.

The boycotts and restrictions ultimately do much more to hurt "us", financially, culturally, symbolically and politically than them.

My 2 cents

Emily: So are you against boycott, academic institutional etc? What about monetary divestment campaigns? I really don't think any boycott, academic or institutional, would cause much actual harm to the boycotting organization itself unless it depends on funds from Zionist orgs or people.

That's a really good point about Syria and Yemen. It's stupid to not let people travel. It's just dumb.

I think that boycott is in fact a decent tool to get Israeli organizations and institutions to take notice of what is happening. I'm here and I don't see people really having to notice much in their everyday lives. Life goes on as usual while 10 minutes away people are under occupation. I think that for many educated people who want to be part of the global community (Tel Aviv University, for example), if they got responses when they tried to make a conference saying people won't participate because of the occupation, it would make them have to notice. I've heard Pappe stand on a podium, spread his arms, and say "please! boycott me!"

But the way it happens, it is carried out all wrong. people are not allowed to travel. That is stupid. Businessmen instead make a ton of valuable connections over everyone else's heads, and don't feel a thing even though there's a 'boycott'.

Fadi: I think isolation will work. I think boycott, whether academic, cultural, or economic, advances such isolation. Whether doing away with a certain type of boycott (such as academic) will harm the mission of isolating Israel, I don't know. Maybe the academic boycott is not necessary. Maybe it is. I think the reward (saving Palestinian - and Israeli - lives) is worth the risk. I think isolation will work. I understand the arguments against its practicality, or that it harms civilian infrastructure. I'm fairly certain that refusing to publish papers by Israeli academics, or cutting off grants or joint research (much of it on military and arms research) is not going to starve Israelis to death. I think isolation will work, this has been empirically established (for example, South
Africa). Those willing to argue against boycott of Israel, I think, must also argue against the boycott of Apartheid South Africa. If you're not willing to do that, then there's a double standard being applied.

Nimr: I would be interested to see any empirical data on isolation working as a strategy. Most of the data I have seen shows, 1) isolating other countries rarely works and 2) the connection between isolating S. Africa and the end of apartheid is anecdotal, and most probably part of a matrix of many other factors (which may or may not exist in Palestine).

Andrew Mack and Asif Khan have analyzed UN sanctions and their conclusion is that results have been mixed at best. They point out that sanctions work well as a tool of policy, but not as a policy. Look at the disaster of isolating Iraq under sanctions, Cuba, Hammas, Burma, Iran etc. Attempts to isolate them failed, and tended to strengthen the targeted elements, not weaken them. Also, it is almost impossible to isolate any country, this didn't even work with S. Africa (otherwise DeBeers would not be facing anti-trust issues in the USA). Israel and others kept strong relations with apartheid S. Africa.

This is further complicated by the particular governmental structure of Israel where small fanatical parties have disproportionate influence (domestically and in the USA). Attempts to isolate Israel will only strengthen their power and influence, as it will prove their narrative. (which would lead to more death and land appropriation)

I think the more apt analogy for Israel is the United States, not S. Africa. Like I said if we expect people to start boycotting Israel, culturally, politically, economically and/or academically, we must be prepared to suffer the same treatment in spades. As an American, I feel that the actions of my gov't do not represent my values. In spite of that lots of people die directly and indirectly from my gov't's actions. The same could be said of countless Israelis.

It gets complicated really quickly too. The US allowed black S. Africans to come to the US to attend college for instance. Should we not allow Arab-Palestinians? If we do, should we not allow progressive Israelis? If we do....

I think the divestment campaign makes sense, but only so long as this is on an org by org, individual by individual basis and not gov't policy. I am all for not collaborating with Israel on any research that has military focus and/or biased scholarship (i.e. propaganda), but a sweeping boycott is counterproductive. Some of the best most critical scholarship of Israeli policy comes from Israel.

Specific targeted sanctions (high tech, weapons, etc) are vital parts of foreign policy, but isolating countries/groups seems to have a fairly dismal track record.

Will: I saw this research a long time ago... I think they also argued that if it does not work at the stage of threats, it won't work. Also, democracies are much more responsive to the threats of isolation, theoretically. Hard empirical analysis would be hard to do because the sample size is probably pretty damn small.

We can assume sanctions against Israel would work if the whole world stood behind them. So we should ask, how realistic is this, on what basis, and would do the prospects of good relations with the Arab world mean?

I would not say Qatar is hypocritical, since they have not exactly been touting anything but a soft position, anyways. I do not think the Arab boycott has truly existed since Egypt got off board in the late 1970s. So asking if it is legitimate is hypothetical. If it existed, it would be, though.

In principle, I am against normalizing Israel until it has clearly defined borders, a clear demarcation of its polity, and lives up to its obligations under international law -- in the context of a just and viable solution with the Palestinians. Until then, recognizing Israel without its recognition of the Palestinians is one-sided and
legitimizing criminality.

I do not see how accomodationism could bring about peace. Eretz Yisrael is a non-negotiable ideological strain, first, and the settlements are internalized in the Israeli public's worldview. Accommodation means accepting these fundamentals, which strike at the heart of Palestinian rights.

Emily: What about the fact that Palestinian civil society has called for boycott/divestment/sanctions? I for one think that we should be listening to what they are saying, and doing our best to implement where we can, for the mere fact that they are the ones calling for it. This probably does not translate to the govenrnmental level, at least not at this juncture. However there are many areas where resolutions can be passed and where choices not to participate/invite/invest can be made and publicized.

That said, I am working in Israel. Does this violate what I'm saying above?

Fadi: That's right, I think sanctioning dictatorships (eg. Iraq, Cuba) or populations that were never in a position of prosperity to revert to (HAMAS) is clearly different from boycotting governments that are accountable to a people that are benefactors of a system that oppresses others. The Apartheid regime in South Africa, like that in Israel, does have a population that it is accountable to. I'm not sure why you would bring up Iraq or Cuba, I think we can agree that their dictators don't care about their constituents and are not accountable to their constituents - so there's a good chance isolation will not work there. Despite your opposition to boycotting Apartheid South Africa, you can't dismiss the isolation of South Africa that led whites there to realize that "ok, we can no longer benefit from Apartheid, let's choose a new path." If we can agree on isolating Israel as a means to liberate Palestinians, then we can discuss the
details (such as travel restrictions on Palestinian citizens of Israel).

But i do think that Qatar and other Arab states are hypocritical. If there are no official policies on boycott in a certain Arab state, I do think these dictators do frequently evoke the Palestinian cause, and express support for Palestinians, to their people. They do not support the Palestinian people, they exploit the Palestinian people. The regimes care about filling their pockets and insulating themselves (e.g.., by strengthening themselves politically in the global arena);
engaging in economic deals with Israel is not something done out of necessity - or at least a morally pure necessity (maybe they think they need to do it in order to retain their authoritarian rule). I would not see them as hypocrites if they normalized relations with Israel while not pretending to be strong supporters of the Palestinian struggle.

Maybe some disagree, but I wouldn't be surprised if the U.S. policy of sanctioning HAMAS and punishing the civilian population will lead to some shift in the next election, if there ever is one. That is, I wouldn't be surprised if that policy works. It's a disgusting policy, and it's a much different situation, and certainly isolating Israel will not lead to a humanitarian crisis such as that which exists in Gaza (and existed in Gaza before Hamas, before Fatah, before the PLO) or that which existed under Iraq's dictatorship during the sanctions.


CLICK HERE FOR:

Palestinian Campaign for the Academic & Cultural Boycott of Israel

Palestine BDS Campaign

Divestment Support Committee

Digg this

Read More...

Saturday, March 29, 2008

I'm disappointed



To all the Haters...

OK... So I'm in the most interesting place the world, going to clubs, beaches, hotels, restaurants, sitting in LA-like traffic, going to malls that have full on decor that match the themes, (like Persia, China, Egypt, Tunis, etc.)

Dubai...Wow.

I'm disappointed with all the people that told me I would hate it. Why on earth would I hate the most "together" Arab country I've ever seen? The street signs are respected, the roads are well kept (believe it or not they actually have LANDSCAPING on the medians here! did you get that King Abdallah? LANDSCAPING! it makes your country prettier... try it sometime), They don't burn garbage here; they actually have trucks that pick it up, the food is amazing, the service in restaurants is top notch, the nightlife is addictive and to top it all off you can actually get a great cup of coffee in a cafe made of ice! Ice!

Please Haters, shut the fuck up. This place has infrastructure, technology, a real skyline, jobs, nice beaches and clubs with scantily clad...uhhh... And most importantly: hope... And that's a first for me (in the Arab world, at least). Stop hating and book a ticket to Dubai before we find a way to fuck it all up... I'm serious.

In nubile wonderment,

Tarik

Digg this

Read More...

Thursday, March 13, 2008

How Do You Say Marketplace In Arabic?


NPR/PRI’s financial program packed its suitcases and sent its staff to the Middle East to report from one of the world’s fastest growing economies for a few days. And yes, there is enough to fill a couple of weeks’ worth of programming; it is not solely oil.

Now if reading the above paragraph gave you a knot in your stomach, or slightly bothered you, then you are probably a Zionist or some other form of racist, and you should get yourself checked by a medical professional. I'm serious, you need to think about it. But perhaps you want to avoid the Cleveland Clinic, which underwrote the program's Middle East reporting, or the Harvard Medical School, which is branching off to Dubai, as listening to the program would inform you. But I digress.

A very informative set of reports, even for someone who follows the region as closely as my self. And they donned the website with a banner that displayed the show’s name in Arabic. Much of the reporting of the last few days has come from Cairo and Dubai.

It is not all booming business, however, Marketplace team took a detour to Palestine and prepared a 3-part business report from Palestine. The first aired last Thursday, and focused on the difficulty of doing business under occupation in Palestine. The second aired to day, talking about “Olive Oil Diplomacy” and featuring the Palestine Fair Trade Association’s co-op of olive farmers.

Another of the cool reports was one on Islam and sustainability, Islam as a green idea, though I would not infer a reason for why Hamas’ flag is colored as such.

Digg this

Read More...

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

American College Opens Up Satellite School In the Middle East

In a move transform NYU into “Global Network University," the New York city-based private university has expanded beyond it's Union Square and Houston reach to include a satellite campus in the Middle East. http://www.nyu.edu/public.affairs/releases/detail/1787

Beth Fertig from WNYC reports on the recent announcement:

"A-BOOO DUHHBEEE* will serve 2000 students when it opens in three years. It's being built by the government of Abu Dhabi, and NYU hopes it will attract students from throughout the Middle East, Europe and South and Central Asia."
In a less than 30 second story, Beth Fertig strangely enough closes the piece with a note on campus security:
"NYU will control campus security"
What the hell is that suppose to mean? Is the implicit message, "Don't worry, we won't leave the delicate matter of a student's sense of safety in the inept emirate's hands"?????

I have heard of more bombings and psycho mall and school massacres and rampages in the US, than I have ever heard of such a thing coming out of that emirate (I'm only making a campus security comparsion, so before you get all your panties twisted and bark off in tangentals about the UAE's atrocious treatment of foreign workers, just be aware of the subject matter).

*I know, it's better than "Apple Dubai," but still, what's so hard about saying "Abu Dhabi"????

Digg this

Read More...

Friday, November 16, 2007

Fox News' Wisdom on "Apple Dubai"

Some of you might have already heard or read about the breaking financial news story about Mubadala Development Company's, Abu Dhabi's state-owned investment company, landmark purchase of 8.1% of the world's second largest chipmaker, Advanced Micro Devices, AMD. By "some of you", I mean all you non-Fox News Money For Breakfast show hosts, hosts who inexplicably confused "the Arabs" with "the Apple."

Here's how the legendary, worthy-of-youtube-featured video-status faux-pas went down:

After minutes of applauding Apple's move to buy out a significant percent of AMD and of additional minutes devoted to analyzing the financial history of the two companies, conversation is suddenly by more "breaking news."

As the token polished, professional eye candy drone, The Fox News version of Miss Teen South Caroline, receives the feed from her ear piece about the mistake, her face is puzzled by the name of the non-apple coporate powerhouse with the muscle to buy out AMD, as she verbally constipatedly utters:

"Apple Dubai?"
Still fumbling:
"Apple Dubai?"
And the third time is a charm! She scores the touchdown:
"Abu Dubai????"
Still perplexed, polished drone looks to the other "experts" for guidance. The most knowledgable of all the experts, elucidates all:
"Oh, the Arabs"
When the compound mismash of two different emirates finally sparked a light in their heads; you couldn't stop the informed opinions from jumping on the expert bandwagon:
"You know, they got to put their petro dollars somewhere!"
So there you have it, "the Arabs", and not specifically the Mubadala Development (I mean why would you expect "the Arabs" to have formal institutions and companies? They're a little too backwards for that. That's why we have to teach them democracy and freedom), from "Abu Dubai" who are "put(ting) their petro dollars somewhere" to buy AMD, were mistakenly represented as Apple.

Of course, the whole scenerio is more laughably price-less in its video clip form.

This is Maytha XX-XXXXXX, signing off from United States of Arabia!

*Sidenote InRANTation: Interesting how the hosts of the show portrayed the buy out as a laudable and savy economic move when they thought it was orchestrated by Apple, ie "This is a very significant statement from Apple" and "This is a very smart buy by Apple." But when "the Arabs" got their greasy hands (I mean, if you are handling all those petro dollars, I assume that oil would be hard to wash over) on the powerhouse tech company, it sounded more like the cheap and random victory of a 5 year old in a game of Connect 4 (my favorite childhood game!)

"He only won because he started first and picked red!"

"The Arabs were only able to secure the deal because of all the wealth unfairly (and not to mention undeservedly) accumulated from oil revenues"

[Tarboush Tip: Nimr]

Digg this

Read More...

Monday, October 29, 2007

Justin Timberlake to perform in Middle East

Five bucks to the first person to guess in which "cultural jewel"...



Justin Timberlake will be jetting off to Abu Dhabi for his first Middle Eastern concert in December.

The 'SexyBack' singer's show at the Emirates Palace Hotel on December 6 will be his first in the United Arab Emirates and the final concert on his 'FutureSex/LoveSounds' tour.

Sheeraz Hasan, the founder of www.Dubai.TV, said: "The concert will take place in the grounds of the hotel in front of a predicted crowd of 10,000.

"He'll be accompanied by a gang of dancers and an 11-piece band."

Abu Dhabi is fast becoming the cultural jewel of the Middle East - the city has hosted performances by Placido Domingo and the musical 'Chicago', and provided the backdrop for hit new thriller 'The Kingdom', starring Jamie Foxx and Jennifer Garner.

[Source: Ireland Online]

Digg this

Read More...

Saturday, October 27, 2007

The Spitfire-side Chats: The Low Down on the High Value of "Low" and "Good" Numbers in the UAE and other Persian Gulf States

"Yo son, what you sporting these days?"
"Well, you know how I do; I got me some gators, 22s, and a single-digit license plate number-ya herrrrd!"

That's right, big pimpin' in the Arab world has taken a life of it's own. Because of the general level of wealth enjoyed by Khaleeji national community (and corrupt monarchy-sustained elites in other Arab countries), a couple of imagined commodities have taken the respective countries by storm as a means to distinguish individuals from the pack; many centered around "Low" and "Good" numbers.

Low and nice numbers go beyond being a representation of material wealth, they represent that of symbolic wealth, of the kind of power one can wield for accessing and possessing exclusive imaginary commodities. And what are these imaginary commodities specifically?

License plates: The lower the number the more well-connected you are to government-unless of course you bought one off of some enterprising sheikh for beaucoup bucks.

Cellphone and home numbers. The "good" numbers are basically the "nicer sounding" ones. From what my informants have told me, the "nicer" sounding connotes easy memoryability (remember I'm a budding anthropologists, I'm allowed to make up words), which usually means there are repeating or symmetric numbers in the sequence.

Here are some ads on an UAE-based ebay-like classified site called Bazaar.ae that sell "good", "nice sounding" cellphone and home numbers-some at undisclosed prices and others that will cost you a pretty dirham: Here, here, here, and oh yes, HERE.

The following are KABOBer reactions, highly-opinionated comments, sensationalist stories and titillating hearsay about the low and nice numbers phenomenon in the Arab, but mostly Khaleeji, world:

Maytha: I have been informed by my cousins who live in Abu Dhabi that low numbers on license plates are considered the 'it' thing in UAE. So, Sheikh Maktoum having a "1" as his license plate number basically means that homeboy is the biggest balla in Dubai.

Assouli: License plate numbers are also big in Jordan. the king has number 1. i remember Abdulmajid Shoman had a 5. people are very proud of their license plate numbers. poor poor people have nothing else to be proud of in Jordan. generally, it's gotta be 5 digits to be cool, unless it's 5 digits on a shitty car, which just means the person got it a long time ago. 4 digits is unheard of for anyone other than the closely connected Jordanian or the very wealthy. people pay a premium for the numbers and any repetition in numbers is hip such as 11145. then apparently there are numbers that show some connection to the mukhabarat (intelligence services) and that supposedly grants you immunity from traffic tickets without having the moustache and the Bedouin accent...

By the way, same thing for cellphone numbers... you're cool as hell if your number is 677-7776 or something... buying a SIM card you can expect to pay a healthy premium above the price of an ugly number like 648-5210, although that 210 at the end is bordering on hot!

That's pretty much what's going on in Jordan in a nutshell...

Nimr: To add my 5 cents, it is not just Jordan. In Qatar and Bahrain I heard of guys buying these "good" numbers for thousands of dollars for their cars or phones. there were even speculators and re-sellers. talk about an imagined commodity.

Omar: It's not just hearsay about people willing to pay thousands for "cool" phone numbers and license plates. When I was in Saudi my brother had a really easy number to remember and constantly kept getting calls from people who wanted to buy it. I think the highest offer he got was around ~$3500. Come to think of it, I don't know why he didn't just sell it.

I also heard of people willing to pay millions for license plates.

Diana: In Palestine, numbers are also hot too but we don't have to pay big money for them: you just have to pay an additional $5 when getting the number. Sometimes you luck out - like me - with a cool number. But I get a weirdo from Gaza always calling me thinking that I am his wife. Cars are different, of course, due to apartheid-incentiving Oslo: only PA officials get red coloured licence plates with four digits. Arafat was the only person with a 0001. The licence plate has been retired. Abu Mazen's car is now: 2000. Here the cool thing is with PASSPORT NUMBERS: PA guys get super cool numbers: A011111 (used to be the Passport Number of Abu Mazen).

Digg this

Read More...

Saturday, September 01, 2007

Jamie Foxx's 850,000 square kilometres of *bling*

Obviously, Jamie Foxx is a really good actor. Let's just get that out of the way right now.


And let's also get out of the way that I don't make it a habit to poke fun at a man whose A) performances of Wanda skyrocketed my big bootied self-esteem in Jr High like nothing else and B) biceps are almost as impressive as Khaled B's legendary "mini mountains."

Not that I'm afraid that Jamie will ever hit me; I just don't wanna take the chance. I've been told on more than one occasion that I have really good bone structure.

Still, I'm about to call out Jamie Foxx on sounding stupid about geography. Please, don't interpret this as mean spirited on my part. Interpret this as the last time KABOBfest posted about someone sounding stupid about geography, we received over a bazillion hits in one day and became the #2 site Google directed the "miss teen usa geography" search string to until she went on the Today Show the following Monday and explained her meltdown which we didn't cover because it was super staged and super boring, and so now we've dropped down to #4.

But for the record: as popular as that video was for KABOBreaders, it still wasn't as popular as the footage Fadi posted of Israeli soldiers beating Palestinian children. And this... this is a statistic that comforts me.

Still, I wish we had YouTube footage on Jamie Foxx's recent visit to the Middle East when he decided he fell in love with the environmental disaster/hip-hop video that is Dubai, raved about all its money and expensive cars, and described the palace he stayed in as measuring "850,000 square kilometers."

See, at this moment, video would be helpful in gauging whether Jamie Foxx was just being funny (he used to be really funny) or was, in fact, embodying Miss South Carolina. Was he being sarcastic, like when I say that we received "a bazillion hits in one day" when in reality we only received a trillion hits in one day, or does he really not know how big 850,000 sq km is?

To be fair, let's not forget that A) they don't teach us about the metric system here in the U.S. because our hatred for the French runs that deep and B) Jamie Foxx is a U.S. American.

[NOTE: The now infamous "U.S. American" phrase was actually very accurate seeing that the U.S. is not the only country in the Americas and in that I will defend Miss Teen South Carolina's honor even though she really had no fucking clue but we gotta give even a broken clock credit for being right twice a day, no?]

Jamie Foxx Found The United Arab Emirates 'Incredible'
Star Pulse News, 08/31/2007


Jamie Foxx has fallen in love with the Middle East after getting the royal treatment on the set of his new movie The Kingdom. The actor/singer didn't know what to expect when he signed on to shoot the film in Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates - and he had no idea he'd be treated like a king.

He coos, "It was beautiful. There is so much money over there. The palace I stayed in was 850,000 square kilometres. You could play an arena league football game in my room. It was great.

"My room was like a mile away from my sister's room. They picked us up in Phantoms (Rolls Royce) and BMWs and armored Mercedes and all kinds of stuff. It was incredible."

And Foxx loved the food on set too: "There were a lot of dates to eat. I love dates."

[Tarboush tip: Fadi]


Digg this

Read More...

Monday, August 13, 2007

Arabs in the PSA Game

Your dog will be upset with you if you smoke some herb.

Your brain will resemble a pan of fried eggs if you use drugs.

You will have a conspicuous, ghastly hole in the middle of your throat if you chain puff those ciggies

We know these PSAs very well, and I dare say that I am a better person for taking the advice of McGruff the Crime Dog by chowing down on that ubiquitous FBI "Most Wanted Terrorist" poster so I can do my part to take a bite out of crime.

Now Arabs have jumped into the "threaten sure death-or just as effective-public ignobility game" to prevent impressionable teens from spiraling down a staircase of sure-death or public ignobility.

One of MTV's "Fab5 of '07" artists to look forward to, DJ Khaled, is dedicated to cleaning up the world, one bus stop at a time.

The K-man's scare tactic to prevent littering? It'll ruin your game, and forget about getting those digits, cause no dignified hottie is going to respond to someone who disrespects the earth with unrecycled plastic bottles:



Surprisingly, the PSA seems to be successfully embraced by the target audience. So much so that it led youtube commentator SweetToothBeats to proclaim that after watching the clip, he now "fux with DJ Khaled even more now. I like to see someone using their position to do good. Good lookin out Khaled."

I too can fux with DJ "KA"-led's attempt to bring humor to a serious matter like Environmental consciousness.

But the most amusing, no-frills (and consequently no sense of humor) PSA of all time award has to go to Dubai OneTV's ad to stop Murder*
The satellite channel's innovative advice? THINK! Who'd a thunk it?



*forgive the shoddy digital camera recording and cut-off taping (I had to rush to grab my camera from another room when the spot appeared)

Digg this

Read More...

Friday, August 10, 2007

Top News Stories from the UAE (according to gulfnews.com)

Rania Hassan: Single
This whole article is just ridiculous... apparently anything is newsworthy in the United Arab Emirates. But the last line really speaks to the misogyny prevalent in so many Arab societies: "'...my English is not too bad,' said Rania, who is single." Make sure you catch the related story about Asma, which is the feature story on the front page of the news site, entitled, "Brother Wants Asma to Remain in New Zealand."

Digg this

Read More...

Monday, August 06, 2007

The Rights of Foreign Workers in UAE

Foreign workers in the United Arab Emirates had their first 15 minutes of fame in the byzantine political flick Syriana (did the average viewer even get the inherent critique of US foreign policy?).

The New York Times has a nice write-up on the struggles of foreign workers, and the still nascent and meager efforts of the state to protect them. The Times reports that growing unrest among the foreign workers, who dwarf the citizen Emiratis, is causing the Labor Ministry to take notice of and act on their complaints. The ministry has even punished a well connected sheikh for his gross labor violations -- a small victory for the cause of the rule of law.

Despite minor efforts to quell the kind of high-profile agitation that could tarnish the UAE's public image as a tranquil and pristine mega mall devoid of "problems," the foreign worker still faces exploitation, health risks, and a rightsless existence for small pay. The only thing keeping many there is the fact that they face utter destitution at home, which is often in south Asia.

Many are so indebted they have no choice but to stay and toil, away from their families, and in the perpetual danger of high-risk employment with minimal safety standards. Suicide, one of the only out's for many who are so desparate, is common.

As the table to the right shows, Arab countries appear to dominate the list of countries with high proportions of foreign born. The cause of workers rights for foreigners in the Arab world is an urgent one. Then again, so is the need for basic rights for citizens. Where to begin?

Digg this

Read More...

Saturday, May 19, 2007

UAE announces $10bn education fund

From Middle East Times

SHUNEH, Jordan -- United Arab Emirates (UAE) Prime Minister Sheikh Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Maktoum Saturday announced the creation of a $10 billion fund to promote education in Arab countries, at a World Economic Forum meeting in Jordan.

"I have decided to establish the Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Maktoum Foundation to focus on human development, and I have pledged an endowment of $10 billion to finance its projects," he told participants of the gathering on the shores of the Dead Sea.

"[This] personal initiative aims at contributing to the development of a knowledge-based society, by supporting and empowering young minds and focusing on research, education, and investment in the infrastructure of knowledge," said Sheikh Mohammed, who is also ruler of the booming emirate of Dubai.

The foundation will launch a fund for research and set up research centers in the region, and in 2008 will begin providing scholarships to send students to world-reputed universities and institutes.

"There is a wide knowledge gap between us and the developed world in the West and in Asia. Our only choice is to bridge this gap as quickly as possible, because our age is defined by knowledge," he added.

Jordan's King Abdullah II opened the three-day forum Friday with an appeal to politicians and business leaders to help end Middle East violence and prepare for the "day after peace" in the region, where more than half the population is young.

Of the 325 million people living in the Arab world, more than 200 million are under 24, the king said.

"These young men and women deserve to be part of a prospering region that is playing its rightful role on the world stage," the king added.

More than 1,000 participants from 50 countries are attending the annual forum which aims to advance economic diversification and promote peace in the troubled Middle East.

Digg this

Read More...

Monday, May 07, 2007

Zionuts vs. the UAE

Though far from an objective piece of journalism, the Gulf News reported:

Ignorance about the UAE and anti-Arab racism are behind efforts to stop an American university from opening a campus in Dubai, say UAE academics.

As a note, journalists can add "so-and-so says" after anything to distance themselves from points they want to make, according to media critics.

The University of Connecticut came under pressure from state legislators about its plans with the Dubai Education Council (DEC) to establish a satellite campus in Dubai. Pro-Israel politicians and interest groups cited the UAE's 'human rights record' and its policy against normalization with Israel.

Connecticut legislator Andrew Fleischmann said the UAE must change "the way it deals with Israel" and improve the situation of its rights-less foreign workers. Maybe the UAE should open a branch of the Minutemen, oh wait, the foreign workers there have legal status, unlike some, uh hum, places Fleischmann lives in, like the United freaking States (with 12 million undocumented people - contrasted with the 4.5 million people total in the UAE).

Fleischmann argued that "many" Israeli students (who make up .03 %) and faculty members (zero currently) at UConn would be unable to benefit from it if the UAE continued to deny them entry. UConn agreed that it was "extremely important" that Israeli students had access.

Of course, the legislators did not take into consideration one of the primary reasons gulf states are trying to build satellite campuses: post-9/11 restrictions and a generally anti-Arab climate are making it much more difficult for Arabs to come here as international students. According to Randa Kayyali,

What has dropped drastically post-9/11 is the number of nonimmigrants who are issued visas and admitted to the United States as tourists, students, or temporary workers. The largest numerical drop between 2000 and 2004 (70 percent) has been in the number of tourist and business visas issued to individuals from Gulf countries, which include Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Qatar, United Arab Emirates, and Oman.

It seems a balanced Connecticut legislature would address this discriminatory dynamic, if they care about equality so much.

I am not dead set against the legislature pressuring UConn, as long as decisions are based along the lines of human rights rather than policy towards Israel. Firstly, I think we need to pressure Arab countries to improve their human rights practices. The condition of foreign workers is awful.

Secondly, this would be a great precedent for divestment from Israel. If UConn said it will not do business with countries that keep large portions of second class citizens devoid of rights, Israel would fare much worse than the UAE under such scrutiny. While there is exploitation of foreign workers in the UAE, they are far better off than the Palestinians living under the apartheid-like siege of Israeli occupation. Then again, it appears the legislators are much more bent out of shape over the UAE's policy towards Israel than they are about its human rights record.

Digg this

Read More...

Sunday, February 19, 2006

May’s Shameless Attempts to Keep “Culture” Alive in the Gulf: The Series

Having done time in Abu Dhabi (it can be easily argued that enduring a summer in U.A.E. is akin to serving prison time), and growing up with family friends from the region, I am very familiar with the unfairly dismissed and occasionally degraded Gulf ‘culture’.

Beyond that, my connection to the region gets deeper. I did happen to see Her Highness Sheikha Mozah Bint Nasser Al-Misnad, or as I like to call her Queenie Q (as in Qatar) at ADC's annual banquet in 2004. I did also happen to score a seat at the Daimler Chrysler-sponsored table, and if you know anything about the power American car companies wield in this land of the free you would have easily assumed that that translates into premium seats.

I was so close in fact that I could see the missteps in the kohl application outlining her eyes and smell her Gulfian staple frankincense perfume invading the air. Yeah, that’s right, me and homegirl, Queenie Q, are tight yo. Slightly diverting from this preface effused with Don Quixote delusions of grandeur, I will now jump into the topic at hand.

As more of an elaboration on Laith’s post “Keeping Hope Alive In The Gulf,” I would like to discuss an aspect of the sometimes disregarded and under-examined Khaleeji "culture", specifically, United Arab Emirates' traditional oral art form, nabati poetry. Nabati poetry also known as “the people’s poetry,” “Bedouin Poetry,” and "Bint al rimal " ( lit. Daughter of the sands), has been a feature of life in the Arabian Peninsula since the 16th century.

In contrast to the poetry’s simple and straightforward content and structure, its name, “Nabati” remains mysteriously inexplicable. The most popular origin theory is that the term 'Nabati' comes from the Arabic word 'Nabat', meaning 'to derive from' or 'to obtain the sense of one word from another word'. Making use of its endemic dialect, one not to far removed from classical Arabic, Nabati poetry is considered a phenomenon unique to the Arabian Peninsula.

According to The United Arab Emirates’ 2004 Yearbook, Nabati poetry was usually practiced, “In the evenings, around a desert campfire, men would meet talk and exchange news. It was also an occasion for story telling and for reciting poetry, especially vernacular or Nabati poetry.” In addition, “The spoken word has always been the superior art form of the tribal people, who lacked raw materials used elsewhere for more tangible forms of artistic expression. Today, although life has changed utterly, Nabati poetry remains a popular mode of expression and the poet a much-revered figure in UAE life.”

From chivalry (its most popular form), to eulogy, narratives, pride and exaltation, riddles, and satire; Nabati poetry runs the gamut of subject matters.

If promises of Bedu odes to gazelles sounds appealing to you, read some of Sheik Mohammad’s Nabati poetry.

Or, if I did an amazing enough job of tickling your interest in the Gulfian poetry tradition, I recommend you pick up: Saad Abdullah Sowayan’s book entitled “Nabati Poetry: The Oral Poetry of Arabia.”

Digg this

Read More...