FC Barcelona Saves Palestine

By signing Mahmoud Abbas, FC Barcelona’s motto “Més que un club” (“more than a club”) proved true. It has now done more for the cause of peace than the United States and Europe combined.

CAPTION CONTEST: Mahmoud Abbas

Submit captions honoring Abbasshole in the comments section. Give us your best.

Historic Development at Fatah Meeting

In a move that is sure to shock even the most skeptical observer, Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas was named head of Fatah at the party’s first congress in two decades.

This unforeseen move marks a major strategic shift for the dominant Palestinian political party.

If Arab Leaders Made Movies…

Apparently Kim Jong-il kidnapped a South Korean film maker and forced him to re-make Godzilla as socialist propaganda in the 1970s [added fun fact, Jong-il fed the poor director grass as punishment-- good times].  Although Arab leaders routinely show a total lack of imagination it begs the question– What films would Arab leaders try to have [...]

The Wild Wild West Bank

Although Abbasshole recently referred to life in the West Bank as ‘good’, it’s feeling more and more like living in the Wild West. Foreign settlers roam, heavily armed, burning the natives’ lands and killing their children, while an American general leads his army in raids against ‘outlaws’. That would be US General Keith Dayton, who [...]

Out of touch and out of his mind

Many people with their heads in the clouds anticipated that the Obama administration would finally swing US foreign policy towards advocating justice, rather than capitulation, for the Palestinians. In diplomatic circles, the Palestinian Authority in Ramallah has repeated ad nauseum its belief that President Obama would finally listen to both sides and take into consideration [...]

Abbas Always Keeps His Cool. Always.

A guest post by Ramification: Mahmoud Abbas has been recognized this year’s “Most Photogenic Arab President” by the Arab Society for Sanitizing and Honoring our Leaders and Executives (ASSHLE), my prestigious group. The Most Photogenic Arab President award is handed out annually to a leader of an Arab state that can present himself in the [...]

Abbasshole Does Canada! Briefly.

For those of you living in Canada, more specifically the East coast (and more specifically in Quebec or Ontario), behold! Abbasshole is making a brief stop in Ottawa to meet with Prime Minister Stephen Harper, responsible for bringing neo-Conservative Israeli policies to Canada, this upcoming Monday night “before a full day of activities on Tuesday, [...]

Happy Birthday Saeb!

Israel gave you the perfect birthday present by announcing plans to confiscate 12,000 dunums of your hometown’s land (Saeb can’t tell the difference between hometown and place of residence-the Erekats are from Abu Dis). Of course, I’m sure you spent the day celebrating in your own special way: (click to enlarge)

Abbas really, truely is an asshole

More pics for you from what one reader termed ‘the PA vomiting all over town’.These were taken by Um Mazen in the Masyoun neighborhood of Ramallah, and clearly show the offensive sight of Abbasshole’s face pasted on people’s homes and private property. Incidentaly, our brave munadila was stopped and questioned as she took the pictures [...]