12 Steps to Survive an Arab Breakup

Enlist in the US Army, hope for a US invasion of her home country, then bomb the hell out of her home. Seduce her/his lesser attractive PhD holding sister/brother.

The Arab Dictator Stay-Hot List

To be an Arab tyrant these days is not easy. Watching protests calling for their removal can be hurtful to one’s feelings and sense of stability. Don’t fret, here’s what you can do to stay hot.

Odd Things Arab Tourists Photograph

Arab tourists are less annoying than other tourists because they’re my people. But they take photos of some weird stuff, man.

8 Arabs Who Can’t Find a Mate

You always wanted to know why that Arab wasn’t married but were afraid to ask. We have the answer in list form, as usual.

15 Symptoms of Arabitis*

[*inflammation of one’s Arabness]

1. Severe allergic reactions, such as wheezing, rashes, vomiting and headaches, to Fox News and/or Glenn Beck

2. A hoarse and sore throat, either from demonstrations, cigs or Cairo’s pollution

The Black List: Celebrities Backing al-Assad

Just like their counterparts in Tunisia and Egypt, Syrian activists released their own list of celebrities in their country who are either supporting the regime or opposing the protests in their country.

The Perfect Seven: Arab Men Your Mom Wants You to Marry

There are 7, well more like 6.5, Arab men types that your mom fawns over. This useful guide should help you and your mom develop a short-list of potential mates. We personally like the annoying blogger-type, but that did not make the cut. read.

Timely Arabic Entertainment Roundup

While a lot has been going on in the Arab world, many entertainers have stopped or postponed their work due to the ongoing crisis in a large number of Arabic countries.

Ray Hanania Not to Appear on Dancing With the Stars

Though Ray Hanania has been working his socks off in preparation for his Dancing With the Stars (DWTS) debut, his dream of prancing around on stage in front of millions of viewers was crushed this morning when he received

Why Arabs Shouldn’t Ice Skate?

I am always baffled by the lack of Arab representations in winter sports and particularity in winter Olympics. I remember in the 2002 Salt Lake Winter Olympics, Lebanon was the only Arab country to send an athlete to the event. Things have not changed much and won’t be changing anytime soon.