To be of the South Asian persuasion means there are several cultural observations you must oblige to, ideally without much verbal protest: spicy foods, medical degree, a severe lack of emphasis on the virtue of the outdoors, engineering, being felt up and checked out by very investigative mothers of single young men at dinner parties
Can they really get any more pathetic? Could the guy at least bother to shave? And which Bollywood song is ever sung in English? They’d be better off singing it in Hebrew. You’d think with the $900 million/year they’ve been making lately from the Indians (think about how many people for how long that amount [...]