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CAPTION CONTEST: Mahmoud Abbas
Submit captions honoring Abbasshole in the comments section. Give us your best.
Caption Contest
Leave your caption in the comments section. [tarboush tip: Los]
KABOBfest Caption Contest
Note: You will win nothing. Except maybe a date with Jillian. I hear she’s easy. Programmer Buydatti: Barack Obama and Madeline Albright CelebrateEaster… Jillian: Oh wow, that’s one ugly motherfucker of a bunny. Chaim Sugarman: Metzuyan! Will: Bunnygate: Obama’s Monica Lewinsky exposed. Jillian: I like that one, but how about “Obama finally encounters earslarger than [...]
Freaky street posters: Write your own caption
Why is Bashar Al-Assad smiling while this terrible little girl licks his face? Where are her parents?! A KABOBoperative in Damascus sent us this photo and we’re at a loss. Let us know what you think. You could win a prize maybe.
Collaborators
Occupation? What occupation? There is no occupation!(L-R: Ziad Asali and Rafi Dajani)
Write your own caption
Pelosi: “Barack Obama is a strong supporter of Israel, and any insinuation on the part of the Republicans that he is not is beneath the dignity of the office of the President of the United States and you’re staring at my boobs again Shimon.” [Tarboush tip: Emily]
Collaborator
I’ll do it.
Just Like You
Look, I’m drinking a shot of whiskey, I’m just like you! I mean, you drink whiskey, right? I’m totally just like you. That means you are a serial liar… err, i mean, serial misspeaker… stuck in a loveless marriage with a fatty, you have an annual joint income in the 10s of millions, and of [...]
Hypocrite
For weeks I’ve been trying to convince you that Obama wants to disenfranchise the voters of Michigan and Florida because he’s agreeing to comply with the DNC’s rules and decisions. I, on the other hand, want to disenfranchise everybody in every state that voted in any primary or caucus. That’s right, fuck the voters, fuck [...]
Liar
Are you all really that surprised that I’m resorting to outright lies? I mean, I stuck with tubs after all these years; obviously I’d say or do anything to be President. Negative and dirty campaigning, lying, scaring up votes, ANYTHING. So vote for me, the only Democratic candidate who loves her country.
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