Fadi Elsalameen Makes Cameo in Transformers 3

In an unexpected twist to the third installment of the popular Transformers series, Palestinian socialite Fadi Elsalameen will make a cameo appearance.

Chaim Sends Greetings from Iran

It’s not a well-guarded secret that resident KABOBfest Arabist Chaim Sugarman has a fetish for hijab-wearing women.

Point in case: While in Iran to show his support for the country’s seventh party candidate, Koskol, he sent the KABOBfest listserv the following short email and picture…

Spitfire-side Chats: “our women don’t cry”

Jillian: An Israeli woman on Al Jazeera (English) discussing why Israel is losing sympathy worldwide just said “Our women don’t cry and scream like Arab women.” Yeah, THAT’S why.Chaim: SHALOM! this is a liar because my mother cry once when she catch me. Mohammad: sometimes i feel this is all a game to israelis Fadi: [...]

Oh my G-D cheese in my bed NOW!

SHALOM! I can’t believe this that I am so glad to announce to you that I have a wonderful betulah in my bed right now and I am finally going to DO IT. Wish my luck because she say she has a period but I am a randy bocher with no worries for this. HaRosh [...]

Today I want 2 share my feeling

SHALOM! Ichulim! Today I am deciding to write because I am very anxious feeling over this country’s failing to pass a bailout bill for banks and corps. As to many might know I am working for my zaide who is a big macher (CEO and primary shareholder) at Sugarman Financial Industries which is big international [...]

EXCLUSIVE: Sugarman Chooses Bea Arthur as Running Mate

In a surprise move, independent presidential candidate Chaim “Hussein” Sugarman announced on the KABOBfest listserv Friday that he had chosen actress Bea Arthur as his running mate, shaking up the political world at a time when his campaign has been trying to attract women who watch Lifetime Television because they have trouble getting dates. “Shalom! [...]

Breaking: Chaim Sugarman’s Campaign Revived

Though he dropped out of the race in February for a lack of support — even from his own family — Chaim Sugarman’s candidacy may be back from the dead. A local news station in an unnamed city is reporting an organic movement to support the one-time candidate.http://www.paltalk.com/marketing/media/vanksen/main.swfFollowing the Obama campaign’s nomination of Senator Joseph [...]

KABOBbits: Snack on These

Get ready for some anti-Arab wingnutism. An Abu Dhabi fund purchased the famed Chrysler building in New York. Americans who wigged out at the deal giving an Arab-owned companies management over American ports may find a new cause here. Or maybe not, since it is a fait accompli. Unlike the ports episode, this may be [...]

Top Public Intellectual: Write-in Chaim Sugarman!

Foreign Policy Magazine is holding a poll to declare the top public intellectuals in the world. KABOBfest is bitter its own Chaim Sugarman was excluded from the ballot and is asking its readers to write-in vote “Chaim Sugarman.” We suspect anti-Semitism was at play or perhaps, anti-self-hating-Semitism. Sugarman, already voted World’s Sexiest Anti-Zionist in 2007, [...]

LIVNI LA VIDA LOCA: Spitfire-side Chat

Israeli Foreign Minister Tzipi Livni, seen here raising a finger during her April visit to Qatar, may have used her visit to stick up for Shimon Peres’ hurt feelings. (What kind of a weird flicking-off that is, and more significantly why the AFP posted this as their main closeup of Livni is beyond me.) There [...]