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Readers Respond: Sugarman is a Hot Yahoodi Stud
To commemorate the 60th birthday of the only democracy in the region, KABOBfest celebrated its only purely Jewish investigative journalist by making him the subject of the latest poll. What Does the Name Chaim Sugarman Mean to You? Over one-third correctly characterized him as a “Hot Yahoodi Stud.” That was indeed the right answer, as [...]
Memo to the U.S. Army
A recent AP article discussed the US Army’s hardships in the area of recruiting Arabs and Arab-Americans to help out with the occupation of Iraq. KABOBfest Arab Mind analyst Chaim Sugarman wrote a secret 43 page memo to the Army, outlining suggestions for recruiting more Arabs. After not being able to find anyone to read [...]
BREAKING: Sugarman Drops Out of Race
After only generating three comments in the KF post about his campaign race and receiving no official endorsement from his closest friends, Chaim Sugarman has decided to drop out of the 2008 Presidential race. In a statement, KABOBfest’s administrative assistant/investigative journalist said: Thank you to my supporters, and damn you to my detractors. Now, at [...]
BREAKING: Sugarman Campaign Flounders
Chaim Sugarman, KABOBfest freelance investigator and 2008 US Presidential Candidate, sat in silence in his campaign headquarters/bedroom. As he followed the polls and chatter about today’s Iowa Caucuses, he was surprised not to hear one mention of his bid to move rent-free into the White House in 2009. Coming off his stunning victory in last [...]
Keffiyah Kraze finds market niche in the lazy/scarf-tying challenged/pressed-for-time among us
I’m not about to pretend to know who this KISER person is, but I must commend his/her/its new line of sweater/kuffiyah combinations as a breathtaking example of the entrepreneurial spirit, this time into the niche(?) market of the lazy. Not since the invention of the remote control, ladies and gentlemen… The company’s next move, KABOBfest’s [...]
KABOBfest Strategy Paper #126
Occasionally KABOBfest will publish its internal strategic memos authored by the KABOBfest Strategic Understanding Committee (SUC), chaired by KABOBfest strategist, Chaim Sugarman. This is part of a response to international NGO’s and independent journalists who criticize our lack of transparency and accountability. Portions of the text have been redacted: To: KABOBfestFrom: SUCRe: Opportunities From Writer’s [...]
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