IDF to the Vatican: I know what you did last summer!

It’s no doubt that by now, we’ve heard all about the small booklet entitled “On Either Side of the Border.”

Claiming to be the testimony of a former Hezbollah officer named Ibrahim, who spied for Israel and later changed his name to Avi, the pamphlet “outlines” the Vatican’s deep and sympathetic relationship with Hezbollah, part of which includes organized tours to France, Italy, the Vatican, and Auschwitz to teach them “how to wipe out Jews.”

Trouble Brewing for Israel on the Northern Front?

A Lebanese Army statement blamed an “unknown party” for the recent attack in Israel. While Hezbollah has yet to comment, it is highly unlikely that it was their handiwork. In fact Israel is not blaming them at all; they are reportedly pointing the finger at Ahmad Jibreel and the Popular Front for the Liberation of [...]

Two Possible Explanations for NPR Assassination Attempt

Don’t f*ck with this man. NPR reporter Ivan Watson and three members of NPR’s Iraqi staff “narrowly escaped an apparent assassination attempt in Baghdad on Sunday after a hidden ‘sticky’ bomb exploded underneath their parked, armored BMW.” NPR broke this story… somehow. I’m thinking there must be a rogue Republican cell operating in Baghdad. Or, [...]

I Told You So…

…the Homos are trying to take over. They want to steal your babies even before they’re born! Thanks to the Daily Telegraph and other family values solidarity publications, we will expose this dastardly plot. Now I must stop before I compromise my righteous hetero allies. That is, the Syrian potheads who like to tell jokes [...]

For the Conspiracy Theorists…

While the recent assassination of top Syrian intelligence officer Gen. Muhammad Suleiman is old news, I just read this article today and thought I should share. Take a look. If it seems at all confusing, that’s OK… It’s always challenging explaining the political dynamic of the Middle East to people who are unfamiliar with how [...]

Noor: The Conspiracy Against the Arab Family and Unromantic Arab Men

A Turkish TV soap opera, ‘Noor,’ is making the Arab world, and especially, but not exclusively, the women, into captive zombies. They are mesmerized by the lead male, Mohannad, played by a tall young Turk — a former basketball player — with icey blue eyes (the model, Kivanc Tatlitu). Noor is a modern fashion designer. [...]