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“Welcome to Egypt!”
It must sound familiar for some of the readers who have visited Egypt and heard this (often misleading) phrase bandied around, but for journalist Laila el-Haddad this time around, it carried a completely different meaning… And seriously, when the Zionists have such great Arab allies to oppress the Palestinians for them, why do they need [...]
Senator Norm Coleman is a Such a Buster
Great Moments in US Senate History: George Galloway Prepares to Anally Probe Norm Coleman (2005). News reports indicate that incumbent Minnesota Senator Norm Coleman’s lead over “comedian” Al Franken has slimmed to a mere 5 votes. A canvassing board undergoing a recount is deciding whether to count previously discounted ballots. Though I am no fan [...]
Kuwaiti Parliament Circle Jerk
So the herd of wankers in the Kuwaiti Parliament just forced the government to tender its resignation. You know why? Because they deemed the Prime Minister responsible for allowing another wanker, an Iranian scholar, who they accused of maligning “God and the friends of prophet Mohammed” to enter the country. Good thing he skipped Prophet [...]
Hi, I’m a Hmar.
“Are any of you people George Obama?” That bio-assassin who helped swift boat John Kerry, and is now seeking his next Olympic pay off with a Google-dependent attack book on Obama, got third-worlded in Kenya. By the way, “getting third worlded” is KABOBfestese for anytime a first world citizen (or upper class person) gets some [...]
Your Voice Counts: Vote in a New Blogger
So, normally new posters here at KF are kind of voted in by the current roster of posters — we are an emerging democracy ourselves — but this time we will open it up a little. This time KABOBfest commentators have a chance to vote on a new, proposed poster. I received an e-mail application [...]
Day 4 of the Largest Prison Break in History
Egypt has been proved to be completely powerless against the flow of Palestinians out of Gaza now. With the United States absolutely shocked and disturbed at the way Palestinians have been disregarding international borders in breaking the suffocating siege imposed on them, and both Israel and Abbashole getting their panties in a bunch now that [...]
Funniest comment today if it had been meant satirically
Today at a checkpoint between Nablus and Jericho (both Palestinian areas, mind you), I got out along with all the Palestinian passengers to walk through a metal detector and show ID and then stand in the sun waiting for our cab to get through the long line of vehicles waiting on the road in the [...]
Dickheads of the Year 2007
There’s an interesting little competition going on at the Gaza-Egypt border, with three competitors (the Egyptian government, Israel and Abbasshole and Co.) in a tense, last-minute struggle for the title of 2007’s Dickheads of the Year (DOTY). With the Rafah crossing (the only border crossing available to most Gazan’s) closed since June, there were legitimate [...]
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