gay rights
Oh no, the gays are coming to town!
By town, I mean the Syrian blogosphere. Roused partly by Syrian bloggers who have taken to the vocal defense of sexual freedoms like Razan Ghazzawi, a small group has declared a week of blogging against homosexuality to resist what it sees as an ominous Gay Agenda on Syrian blogs. They have been met by an [...]
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Buttars
Anti-gay Utah State Sen. Chris Buttars went on a blame the gay tour in a new documentary about Proposition 8 according to one local reporter who has seen the footage. Senator Buttars not only stuck it to the gays (no pun intended) but also he made sure to equate the gays with the Muslims–for whom [...]
I Told You So…
…the Homos are trying to take over. They want to steal your babies even before they’re born! Thanks to the Daily Telegraph and other family values solidarity publications, we will expose this dastardly plot. Now I must stop before I compromise my righteous hetero allies. That is, the Syrian potheads who like to tell jokes [...]
Tell ‘em, Keith.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnHyy8gkNEE] A constitution is not something you can just change at will with contradictory additions in order to target minorities. I’m pretty sure doing so isn’t democracy. The thing is, why aren’t people rioting yet? Do you know who this kind of legislation hurts? Sure, it hurts gay people. It hurts gay families. But do [...]
To intervene or not to intervene?
This is a letter I sent to a dear friend after he sent me the latest sob-story article on gays in the Middle East, penned by Peter Tatchell of the group Outrage! The article describes a host of horrific crimes committed against Iraqis because of their assumed sexual orientation. Before you judge me and my [...]
IT WAS THE GAYS
When I found myself grabbing my desk last week while the earth shuddered and the building shook, I had no idea what caused it. Thanks to Israeli Member of Knesset Shlomo Benizri, I’ve since been enlightened. It was the gays. Clearly there is an orgy of monumental proportions going on that I’m missing out on, [...]
Homoeroticism and Football
I will probably lose my U.S. citizenship for writing this, but a “behind the scenes” account of the last two days of University of Michigan football coach Lloyd Carr’s career, which included a stunning bowl game victory against the University of Florida Gators, is a fantastic, but indirect, testimony to the sexual undertones of American [...]
“We don’t have Martians in Iran”
Hello fellow Kabobs and Kabobettes, At the gracious invitation of huggable Will and mesmerizing Maytha, I am the latest piece of lahma to be skewered and added to the already delicious roster. The name’s Mehammed Mack, see, Mack Daddy to May, which gets translated into Arablish as Abu Mack. All the salacious details of my [...]
Why Ahmedinejad Thinks There are No Gays in Iran
I know we all laughed at his view that there are no Gay people in Iran. But, perhaps he was referring, in an underhanded way, to the Iranian governments efforts to exterminate Gays by making homosexuality a capital offense. He was not, perhaps, in denial, but was rather overstating Iran’s efficacy in eradicating them. It [...]
Introducing the Israeli Dance Force…
Not that all dancers are gay… but COME ON!! [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSGXyQoPoUI] 5… 6… 7… 8… now shimmy to the left, left, left – right – left! Now all the big girls, get loose with it! All the skinny girls, let Bruce Bruce hit it! … But what about those who swing both ways, AC/DC’s? Well, Israel’s [...]
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