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With Death From Gaza
When you do not distinguish between combatants and unarmed civilians during war, then you deserve to be named a “terrorist.” It makes no difference what your religion is! Yes, even if you are Jewish!
How to Write about Arabia
Always use the word ‘Sand’ or ‘Darkness’ or ‘Whispers’ in your title. Subtitles may include the words ‘Islam’, ‘Jihad’, ‘Desert’, ‘Dawn’, ‘Struggle’, ‘Oil’, ‘Orient’, ‘Arabia’, ‘Calling’, ‘Veil’, ‘Allah’ or ‘Anger’. Also useful are words such as ‘Terrorists’, ‘Timeless’, ‘Fundamentalism’ and ‘Tribal’. Note that you must always refer to Arab people as the “Arab Street”.
Leaked: List of AIPAC’s Favorite Call Girls
In the aftermath of the epic AIPAC scandal and the new allegations in which AIPAC employees revealed to have love for porn and prostitutes, KABOBfest Investigative Journalist Chaim Sugarman obtained a highly classified list of the rumored AIPAC whose
Welcoming Muslims for the love of Christ
This story was not found in mainstream media, but rather on an Arabic website whose name translates as “incoming traffic,” and was filled with heartwarming pictures of the event.
Broadway Theatre Review – Arab Edition
It is true. The “Arabs Gone Wild” comedy tour of Dean Obeidallah, Maysoon Zayid, and Aron Kader came back to New York City for a 1 night only show. I felt the need to publish my own review of the show and I can promise you I will show no bias because I am arab. Then again, I was one of the comedians in the show so expect me to paint the bad as good and the good as great.
Where Is Israel Located?
What a shocker! That really blew me away! One wonders if these teachers know who their parents are.
After having read about the survey, I posed the same 5 questions to my 17 year-old son, Adam. Adam zoomed through them all, but did not
get the one about their national anthem. For that, I could care less as long as he knows OUR national anthem.
Fadi Elsalameen Confesses “I’m an Extra-Terrestrial”
At a press conference held at the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum, the Edward Scissor Hands look-a-like said: “I’ve been sent to this planet to force Israelis and Palestinians into a kosher love fest. I believe this can be accomplished through blogging.” He also mentioned that Palestinians need to wear suits more often, and Israelis need to learn how to say “excuse me.”
Editorial: 9/11 anniversary is no time for hate
The nationwide resurgence of anti-Muslim sentiment is sad and unfortunate. It threatens to tear at the seams of the fabric of America. On the ninth anniversary of 9/11, we appeal to the people of Newport-Mesa to refrain from joining in to stoke this frenzy against fellow Americans whose name for God might sound foreign to us, but who call their maker Allah. Locals should instead look to a mosque that’s right here in Costa Mesa, the Islamic Educational Center of Orange County, as an inspiration for spreading peace and goodwill that is so badly
The Ignorance of Tea Party Has No End
The organizers have alerted its members to bring Bibles, dogs, flags, and female singers during Muslim Friday prayer. They argue Islam is not a religion, Muslims cannot be loyal American citizens, as they hate and kill dogs and do not allow women to sing. These people are either ignorant or just notorious liars. Here’s why:
Guest Post: GIANT JESUS STATUE BURNS TO THE GROUND
A 62 foot tall statue of Jesus was struck by lightning this week and burned to the ground. The “King of Kings” statue, better known as Touchdown Jesus because of the way its armed were raised as if to signal a touchdown has been scored, has been one of southwest Ohio’s most familiar landmarks. The statue was made of plastic foam and fiberglass over a steel frame, which is all that remained following the fire.
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