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Inside the Mysteries of the KABOBfest Listserv
Judging by our highbrow and generally progressive posts, you would expect out internal listserv to be enlightened and informative. Though I myself am perhaps one of the single greatest underminers of this, an exchange between two KABOBers today sunk our esteemed e-mail group to a new low. To protect the identities of the filthy and [...]
A Rare Opportunity
In celebration of KABOBfest’s 500,000th visitor since we started tracking visits and selling IP addresses to Cialis and Nigerian colonels, we are opening up one room in a KABOBfest safe house located in Silver Spring, MD. For the stunningly-low rent of $1800 per month, you can have your own room in one of the best [...]
KABOBfest Exclusive: Blogger Fayyad is a McCain Supporter!
Shocking! KABOBfest blogger Fayyad, who has been curiously silent of late, was spotted in a photo of a recent McCain rally. In the wire photo, Fayyad is seen in the crowd smiling, even as anti-Jeninite Senator Joe Libberman graces the stage. This confirms suspicions first raised by KABOBfest’s Minister of the Interior and chairman of [...]
What to Wear for the Olive Harvest?
I know that some Kabobers are probably better suited (hehe) to post this, but I just couldn’t resist. With the olive harvest in full swing, many are asking, “what should I wear?” Olive picking, to be clear, is not for the faint of heart; it is hard work. The process of picking, sorting, pressing, pickling [...]
What is Done is Done: Historic KF Agreement Reached
After realizing that 4 hits a day on his blog was not worthwhile, Programmer Buydatti has made peace with KABOBfest. Because of creative differences, namely his insistence on quasi-pornographic postings, he decided to leave KF back in March. Humiliated, he chose the vindictive route and launched KABOBfestWATCH in order to mock and attack us — [...]
March Madness Predictions
Not that anyone cares, but here are my predictions for tonight’s NCAA Men’s basketball games. I predict that: Wisconsin falls to Davidson (just as a “fuck you” to Fayyad). Michigan State beats Memphis. The second biggest upset. Villanova almost beats Kansas. Texas downs Stanford handily. More generally, I predict my pre-tourney bracket finishes in the [...]
Great Prophets on Drugs
An Israeli researcher made international waves after finding that Moses was on psychedelic drugs when he transcribed God’s Ten Commandments directly from the great being itself. That prophets can have world-changing revelations while doped up is not news to us at KABOBfest. Our own personality cult leader, the mysterious Nabeel, shared a recent drug-induced epiphany. [...]
Your Voice Counts: Vote in a New Blogger
So, normally new posters here at KF are kind of voted in by the current roster of posters — we are an emerging democracy ourselves — but this time we will open it up a little. This time KABOBfest commentators have a chance to vote on a new, proposed poster. I received an e-mail application [...]
Protocol of Zion XXV: Blogger Infiltration
I guess it’s finally time to come clean about who Quiqui really is. We tried to keep this shit under wraps cause its like one of those awkward things where everyone knows what the deal is, but everyone’s too freaked out to say it out loud – cause that would make it too fucking real. [...]
Congrats to Niko “Tito” Muvarakopolis!!!
Also known to the KABOBfest community as “Nidalio,” Niko fulfilled a lifelong dream last night by finally opening his own dance studio. Located in the heart of West Philadelphia, Humpity Hump aims to provide disadvantaged youth with an alternative outlet for artistic expression. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icMFpg9zqU8] Needless to say, he’s the “talk of the town” in his [...]
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