inside jokes
Welcoming Emily
Emily is the newest KABOBer, she was just given a desk job at KABOBfest after concluding her undercover assignment successfully. Over the past two years, she worked covertly for KABOBfest in Jordan and the Zionut entity, while posing as a Scholar. Her assignement included uncovering the secrets of the Israeli dairy industry and studies of [...]
“My Loony Bun Is Fine Benny Lava!”
Why not start the weekend off with some dope ass Indian music? [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw] Is it just me, or does anyone else imagine that this is what a musical interpretation of Fayyad’s honeymoon night would look and sound like? “I’d love to see you pee on us tonight! OooOoooh!” [tarboush tip: Emily]
We Welcome Pakistan to the League of Perpetual Emergency Law States
On behalf of several Arab states, the Palestinian Authority and Israel, KABOBfest welcomes Pakistan to the exclusive club of states under emergency law. Though these are long-time members of this esteemed, exceptional group, a Musharraf-led Pakistan should fit right in. Emergency law is such a nice way to negate implementation of high-handed ideals enumerated in [...]
Sarkozy Hates the Ticking
Ever see a French President walk off the set of ’60 Minutes’? After a few annoying questions about rumors concerning his wife leaving him, the French right-winger Sarkozy takes out his earpiece and calls the interview a “stupid” and “big mistake.” His wife (the woman he is “American-kissing” in the picture) eventually left him, citing [...]
And In Local News…
Just to show you that I am attuned to more than just international happenings, I wanted to share with you two non-news items from my local world. CHICKEN FRIED ENGLISH LANGUAGEThe first is my discovery that the Chinese eatery down the street has the funniest chopsticks package I’ve ever seen. I read them, since I [...]
In Memoriam: Michigan Football
Our deepest sympathies and most sincere condolences to Will and Fadi, after the Maize and Blue was destroyed at home by a division 2 team in the season opener.
Israel Abolishes Apartheid!!!
Yeaaah, that’s as likely as Fayyad actually getting the opportunity to “make it up to” a certain big bootied Latina blogger. (Aim lower habeeby – start with Programmer Craig and work your way up the food chain). Or, better yet, serve a bit of that spicy KABOB to Israeli Transportation Minister Shaul Mofaz – who [...]
Modern Chronology of the Keffiyah Kraze
By QuiQui 1906-1910 While conducting thesis fieldwork in Syria and Palestine, T.E. Lawrence discovers keffiyahs to be useful both for keeping out the cold and for keeping out the heat. 1921 Rudolph Valentino and his kuffiya star in silent film, The Sheik. 1926 Kufiya and Valentino reunited for The Son of the Sheik. Still no [...]
Middle Eastern Ingenuity
Nadeem, this is for you. We’re all sorry that you ended up with a job where you have to actually do… well, work.
To Fadi With Love
Last week, Fadi took issue with Queen Rania, dat sista over in Jordan. While I personally believe Fadi him self is more worthy of the ADC leadership award, I thought I would play peacemaker between the two. Through the following clip, I was hoping to affect a change of heart on Fadi’s part, and I [...]
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