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7 Girls Arab Guys Hit On

I love picking on Arab guys and they have talking all those jabs in great strides. Arab guys are fun to study and analyze especially when it comes to dating and marriage. Here is my list on the type of girls that seem to attract the attention of Arab men. I base this list on… »

10 Arab Sidekicks

Comic book fans tell you that both the good guys and the bad guys have very little in common, but the one thing they always agree on is the importance of sidekicks. If Arabs were superheros (one power they ain’t gonna have is flying), they naturally have have sidekicks. Strangely enough, life is just like… »

Video: Russia Today Grills up Some Kabobs

Remember Russia Today, that TV news station that came from nowhere and all of sudden became a major player in the news business? I know many of us here in DC we were all surprised by how quick this station rose to the top.
The station literary outfoxed many established news outlet and surprised everyone with… »

Top 10 Things I Hate about Summers in the Middle East

Hot summers with a blazing sun every day and only a handful of places with air conditioning is a one-way ticket to Stinkville. Yes, summer makes pretty much everyone stink. Men sweat in places they didn’t even know they had, turning clothes into knock-off ShamWows and foreheads into leaky… »

Ray Hanania’s Assault on Arabic Food

In a self-published press release, in which Ray Hanania talks about himself in third person, he writes: “The program will feature celebrity judges and chefs. The chefs will bring in their favorite recipes and serve them to the judges for review and… »

Ray Hanania Was Not Nominated for a Pulitzer Prize

Ray Hanania has made a career of combining his Palestinian-American identity with his love for communications. For better or worse, his personal website states that he’s a journalist, blogger, author, publisher, standup comedian, pundit, satirist, filmmaker, radio talk show host, motivational speaker, media consultant and – most recently – a self-nominated presidential candidate for the… »

Internet Relic Pops Up in 2010

Internet archaeologists recently discovered this digital equivalent of a cave drawing, circa 1999.

Looking at its crude copy and paste job, incoherent meaning and the primitive web skills behind a now obsolete form of web animation, they determined the anonymous author was likely a deranged lunatic who through hours of internet porn-inspired self-pleasuring lost… »

Ray Hanania Needs Circumcision to Stay Afloat

The presidential candidacy of a Palestinian-American, Ray Hanania, has been ruled unconstitutional by the Palestinian Authority. Last month, the Chicago native and self-proclaimed “peace activist” announced his intention to run for President of Palestine by uploading a schnozz-shot video to YouTube and creating a Facebook group.

While Ray enjoys popular support in Zionists circles, he remains… »

Tarek Salahi: Coolest Arab of the Moment

One would think an organization based primarily on high-level access to power would be happy to have a board member at President Barack Obama’s first state dinner.

The American Task Force for Palestine (ATFP), however, has removed from its website Tareq (Tarek) Salahi, the most famous party crasher in the world. He, along with his wife,… »

KABOBfest Claims Victory in Iranian Elections

Since Iran’s two major candidates are both claiming victory in Iran’s presidential elections, we figured we may as well join in and declare ourselves a winner. We rock.

We were not formally permitted a place on the ballot by the Supreme Religious Council (citing Programmer Buydatti’s lewd posts). However, we did get some pretty important… »