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PeleBoY, Not Racist, but is he Sexist?

This is an open forum to review and critique PeleBoY latest music video. PeleBoY is an up coming rapper who was raised in a respected and known family in Detroit. With all his family coming from Iraq and Italy, an interesting hybrid of conservative yet deep-rooted in history cultures.

The Real Reason Qatar Won and the US Lost!

The Real reason the Country of Qatar win the right to host World Cup 2022 and the US went home empty handed is summed in those two pictures. From two different events, who is the host with the most?
A whole lamb on each tray of just a burger? If you can do the math, FIFA can too

Leaked: List of AIPAC’s Favorite Call Girls

In the aftermath of the epic AIPAC scandal and the new allegations in which AIPAC employees revealed to have love for porn and prostitutes, KABOBfest Investigative Journalist Chaim Sugarman obtained a highly classified list of the rumored AIPAC whose

7 Arab Facebook “friends” to Lose

You will disagree with me, but if diplomacy is the continuation of war by other means, then Facebook is the continuation of narcissism. It might as well be the largest waste of time in existence where you are to take a million pictures of yourself or anything and post them on your Facebook. And then comes those annoying notifications commenting on my comment. But I get it, it makes it easier to get in touch with people, connect with old friends, upload dozens of pictures, and do so much more. In the meantime here are 7 types of Arab Facebook friends you might want to lose.

Will the Real Hosni Mubarak Please Stand Up?

However, in another twist to the disturbing story, KABOBfest Investigative Journalist Chaim Sugarman has revealed that the actual leader of the pack is none other than Palestine Note Director General Fadi Elsalameen (Peace Be Upon Him). Sugarman used a special IDF-issued camera lens to peak behind Elsalameen’s latex mask and reveal his true identity.

Mubarak’s Photo Is Just Latest Medical Procedure

Al-Aharam in no way intended that Mubarak was insignificant and merely an ornamental fixture at the meeting, it only wanted to conceals the fact the he is old, delirious, and unable to walk at the pace of sixty year olds.

Fadi Elsalameen Confesses “I’m an Extra-Terrestrial”

At a press conference held at the Smithsonian National Air and Space Museum, the Edward Scissor Hands look-a-like said: “I’ve been sent to this planet to force Israelis and Palestinians into a kosher love fest. I believe this can be accomplished through blogging.” He also mentioned that Palestinians need to wear suits more often, and Israelis need to learn how to say “excuse me.”

7 Girls Arab Guys Hit On

I love picking on Arab guys and they have talking all those jabs in great strides. Arab guys are fun to study and analyze especially when it comes to dating and marriage. Here is my list on the type of girls that seem to attract the attention of Arab men. I base this list on personal observations, scientific research, and close examining Arab men mating seasons.

10 Arab Sidekicks

Comic book fans tell you that both the good guys and the bad guys have very little in common, but the one thing they always agree on is the importance of sidekicks. If Arabs were superheros (one power they ain’t gonna have is flying), they naturally have have sidekicks. Strangely enough, life is just like that: we all have sidekicks or even play sidekicks for those who we like to kick A with, or just be seen next to in tights.

Video: Russia Today Grills up Some Kabobs

Remember Russia Today, that TV news station that came from nowhere and all of sudden became a major player in the news business? I know many of us here in DC we were all surprised by how quick this station rose to the top.
The station literary outfoxed many established news outlet and surprised everyone with their professionalism and quick response. RT airs in many world languages and has developed steady viewership.

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