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KABOBfest Exclusive: Blogger Fayyad is a McCain Supporter!
Shocking! KABOBfest blogger Fayyad, who has been curiously silent of late, was spotted in a photo of a recent McCain rally. In the wire photo, Fayyad is seen in the crowd smiling, even as anti-Jeninite Senator Joe Libberman graces the stage. This confirms suspicions first raised by KABOBfest’s Minister of the Interior and chairman of [...]
Yalla, Hold Your Nose and Vote
In response to the compelling posts by Maytha, QuiQui and Nadine, I offer my view on the question of should we vote. I personally get queasy from righteous incantations about one’s duty to vote. There is no obligation to vote when the system is rigged to produce limited results. A strained political choice between two [...]
Majority of America Remains Unfucked
The Majority of America has not been fucked by policies and actions of the Bush administration, analysts said on Monday. “At least 52 percent America’s institutions, natural resources, social programs, and infrastructure projects remain sound after nearly eight years of the Bush administration,” cheerfully declared David Smith, political analyst at the American Enterprise Institute. [...]
Arabizing Obama
There is a nefarious movement seeking to associate Barack Obama with “Arab” in the hope that this will cost him the election. This is part of a general increase in anti-Arab and anti-Muslim expression in American culture — both the instrumentalization of hate for political purposes and its frightening resonance with popular fears. Arab-baiting takes [...]
Sugarman: Joe Six-Pack Does Not Vote
A recent investigation conducted by KABOBfest’s special assignment reporter Chaim Sugerman shows that Joe Billy Dewitt of Ranson, West Virginia, known to friends and family as Joe Sixpack, does not intend to vote in the presidential elections on the 4th of November. The revelation is of particular significance to republicans since GOP vice-presidential candidate, Sarah [...]
What We Really Need is a Game-Changing Sports Metaphor
Now, there’s a candidate I can support. I was disappointed there were no knockout blows during yesterday’s US Presidential debate. There were many chip shots, cheap shots, and chop blocks; a few attempted free throws, and even what I would say was one case of McCain committing unsportsmanlike conduct. Both candidates did prove to be [...]
Pop-pop McCain Proud of Baby Sarah
Is it just me or is this the odd couple? In this interview with Katie Couric, the duo look like grandpa’s sticking up for his granddaughter against the mean “gotcha” journalists. She recites a very limited array of frames, repeating “terrorists” several times, as he tries to confuse with babble and charm with bubbily personality. [...]
When The Electorate Has The Memory Of A Fruit Fly
From the Lebanese newspaper Al-Mustaqbal. Caption: Bush: McCain is ready to lead America…. Just like me.
Drilling Ms. Alaska
FAYYAD: The new veep candidate is kinds cute… she’s making me give the republican ticket a thought. any one knows if she’s into casual dating?http://www.nytimes.com/2008/08/30/us/politics/29palin.html FADI: american politics sickens me. clearly she’s being tokenized. WILL: Did McCain throw the election away? Or is this going to make Obama’s “change” rhetoric carry less weight? With 5 [...]
ROMPE! ROMPE! ROMPE! John McCain?
Daddy Yankee officially endorsed John McCain on Monday, and he actually accepted. I shit you not: (warning: McCain looks hilariously awkward and uncomfortable in this video) [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRSmaSW0hgE] Wow, that’s really hip of John McCain. I didn’t know he likes Puerto Ricans. But I’m confused… How can supporting a racist white guy boost or help maintain [...]
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