Mehammed Abou Mack
Memories of Rami Kashou
…So there I was on Santa Monica Boulevard, walking my miniature Jack Russel Terrier and trying my hardest to finish my Mocachino soy latte hold the sugar, when I saw a face that looked distinctly Palestinian beaming through the cover of a magazine. Granted, this was the gay-interest LA publication Frontiers, known to about 150 [...]
The lies are starting to smell
There was an incident at the Obama rally that none of the mass media reported, which means this is a KABOBfest exclusive: A one Maytha XX-XXXXXX, female, gorgeous and curvacious, upon hearing the Senator from Illinois utter that “We should build schools! In the Middle East! Where students can learn Maths! and Science! Instead of [...]
The Bubble, a Film by Eytan Fox
I’ve just returned from seeing Israeli director Eytan Fox’s new film The Bubble. You may have heard of his previous films Walk on Water, and Yossi and Jagger, which has been ridiculed in a previous posting on this site (I thought that snow cavorting scene, notwithstanding the problematic Lebanese backdrop, was very sweet!). A hugely [...]
Shameless exploitations of 9/11 for commercial advantage
While commuting to the Barack Obama rally today, Maytha and I took a detour through American Apparel, just to ‘look’. While I was ridiculing the designs and casting aspersions on the company’s porny ads, Maytha acted quickly and found a really cute top. We went to pay and noticed this perplexing item: Not just the [...]
“We don’t have Martians in Iran”
Hello fellow Kabobs and Kabobettes, At the gracious invitation of huggable Will and mesmerizing Maytha, I am the latest piece of lahma to be skewered and added to the already delicious roster. The name’s Mehammed Mack, see, Mack Daddy to May, which gets translated into Arablish as Abu Mack. All the salacious details of my [...]
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