Palestinian Christians
Um… Jesus was born there, duh!
A new survey by Zoghby International of 15,000 US citizens and 1,000 respondents from Bethlehem, Americans have once again proven the quality of geography education in the States. Most Americans placed Bethlehem in Israel, when it is actually under occupation in the West Bank, and cut off from Jerusalem by the Wall. Bethlehem, a town [...]
Christmas Under Occupation
To everybody celebrating Christmas today, I wish you all a very Merry Christmas from the Holy Land. As people celebrate the birth of Jesus and Bethlehem is mentioned in countless Nativity plays and sermons all over the world, too few will realize the suffering endured by this holiest of cities. Surrounded by the illegal Israeli [...]
Apparently Size DOES Matter for Israel
Although I can’t relate, I hear that men with small penises acquire big fancy things in order to compensate for their lack of manhood. So what does an entire nation of little dickheads do? Not build an empire with borders that resemble a giant cock – cause that’s SO 925 B.C. These days, they just [...]
You know you’re in Palestine and/or Israel when…
At lunch, your colleagues pull a foot-long cow tongue in a plastic grocery bag out of the freezer, look at it, and put it back. When you tell other people about said tongue, they don’t understand why the above scenario is funny. Your colleagues miss work because they are protesting the water shut-off to their [...]
Jewish Terrorists Set Church Ablaze
I’m not sure why, but this didn’t make the nightly news… Israeli media sources reported on Wednesday that a group of extremists had set a church on fire located in the central of the occupied city of Jerusalem in the early hours of Wednesday morning. The church sustained severe damage and bibles were destroyed in [...]
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