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KABOBpoll II Closes: Where are Abu Mazen’s Balls?

Sadly, there was no clear winner in the poll about where Abu Mazen’s testicles are. The winner, however, was “What Balls?”: In Condi’s Purse 15 (19%) In Israel’s Teeth 20 (26%) In Hamas’s Hands 1 (1%) What Balls? 24 (31%) Using “Balls” to Denote Subjective Traits is Problematic 11 (14%) Comfortably Tucked in Silk Gucci [...]

Hey, The Figures Don’t Lie…

A recent survey commissioned by Bar-Ilan University’s BESA Center and the Anti-Defamation League (ADL) found that 71% of Israelis want America to take military action against Iran if nuclear program talks fail… once again proving that Israelis don’t give a shit about what’s really in the best interest of the United States. Interestingly, the same [...]

Under the Influence

TIME Magazine has published its annual list of the world’s 100 most influential people, or what its editors hail as ‘the 100 men and women whose power, talent or moral example is transforming the world’. Meanwhile TIME’s website conducted a simultaneous poll, encouraging hundreds of thousands of readers to submit their own rankings online. The [...]

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