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Ray Hanania’s Assault on Arabic Food

In a self-published press release, in which Ray Hanania talks about himself in third person, he writes: “The program will feature celebrity judges and chefs. The chefs will bring in their favorite recipes and serve them to the judges for review and… »

Why Ray Hanania Hates Miss USA

By now, everyone’s heard that Rima Fakih, a Muslim Lebanese-American girl, has won the prestigious title of Miss USA. While the victory has put conservative pundits’ panties in a twist, Arab- and Muslim-Americans are… »

11 Signs of an IDF Internet Troll

Immediately after the Israeli assault on Gaza, the Israeli government made a decision to hire Israeli bloggers who speak in tongues. Those bloggers’ job is to log into different news sites and make comments to help improve Israel’s image. I have witness many of their tactic, the often use the same techniques and copy paste… »

Who’d You Rather? Jihad Jane or Irshad Manji

Colleen “Jihad Jane” LaRose is a 47 year old Michigan Native who’s blonde with beautiful green eyes. Irshad “Suck on This” Manji is a 42 year old Canadian with caramel skin and impressively pointy hair. They’re both Muslim extremists, just in different… »

And We’re the Stinky Ones???

On behalf of the Palestinian people, Shalom Fayyad has reportedly called for “an apology in principle” from the Israeli government for 62 years of mischaracterization as “stinky Arabs.” The Turkish government is mediating the high-level talks surrounding the… »

Ray Hanania Adopts Jackasses

Ray Hanania, a Palestinian-American comedian whose funny bone has yet to be verified, recently unveiled plans to adopt a number of jackasses housed in zoos across the nation. His goal is to unite them and form a lobby that is able to adequately represent their rights in the United States. His efforts are being supported… »

KOS UMCUM

The name of this kids toy store in Turkey totally shoukhs on my dream of opening a Middle Eastern cafe called Kulu Khara. Freakin… »

Occupation… not that there’s anything wrong with it.

Low and behold even George Costanza has chimed in with a proposed roadmap to peace: comedy.

While addressing a crowd in occupied Jerusalem, he likened the failures and successes of the hit sitcom Seinfeld to the Israeli-Palestinian peace process.

“[J]ust as the show managed to bounce back with comedy…a solution might be found for Mideast troubles if… »

NOT BREAKING NEWS: Rev. Jeremiah Wright is an Anti-Zionist

Quite possibly also an anti-Semite, but I guess you can’t have your cake and eat it… »

Debate of the Century Continues: Wall, Fence or Clothesline?

ShareHaaretz (censored) reports that Israeli airline El Al is changing the term “separation wall” to “security fence” on all maps of Israel/Palestine that it distributes to passengers. The error (?) was noticed by Israel ’s consul general in Los Angeles , Yeki “Eagle Eyes” Dayan, as he boarded a plane to occupied Palestine . Apologizing… »