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Debbie Schlussel: A Real American

Will: Fadi this girl is hot. http://tinyurl.com/qoj2mj PB: Nasty. she looks like Hogan without a moustache. Fadi: She’s always making fun of Muslims for being “ugly” (no joke, she actually frequently passes this generalization off as a legitimate argument). Obviously, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I think she’s deformed looking. PB: [...]

Egypt Orders the Slaughter of All Swine

Interestingly, the order came from the biggest pig of all… 3ammo Hosni.

Iran’s Most Powerful Missile is its Smallest

[Tarboush Tip: Will for his encouragement of everything sharmoot-related]

Israeli Easter Egg Hunting

Every year on this day KABOBfest posts “Easter Cancelled in Palestine.” It’s a classic. I like it. But for the sake of change, I thought that we should switch it up this year. Introducing Israeli Easter Egg Hunting… For those celebrating, consider taking a break from hunting for eggs and blowing up peeps in themicrowave [...]

The Amazing Zubber!

Introducing the amazing Zubber! Molds like dough, dries like rubber! *click on the picture* Scoop your Zubber and measure it! Mix your Zubber in under a minute! Tarboosh Tip: Abed

Buydatti’s Weekly Roundup

Brits think Auschwitz is a type of beer. Insulted? Don’t ask them what a Hebrew National is. Chemical Ali sentenced to 15 years in prison – changes name to “Delectable Ali.” Because nothing says “romance” like getting pounded atop a huge cum stain left behind by your former dictator. Really? It looks so unique and [...]

Is Ben Affleck the MAN?

Well he did do Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Garner, and Jimmy Kimmel. But that’s not why I ask… The Washington Post reports: “Affleck was railing about the Israeli invasion of Gaza. And, thanks to his special access, he said he has already registered his concerns with the highest echelons of the Obama administration. He [...]

Gaza: No More Room to Bury the Dead

Reports the International Herald Tribune: “More than two weeks into a blistering Israeli offensive that Palestinian medical officials say has killed more than 940 Palestinians, Gazans are struggling to find places to bury their dead. One family buried their slain son with his grandfather. Another man was buried with his cousin. Cemeteries throughout Gaza City [...]

KABOBfest Exclusive: IDF Finds New Hamas Document

Through a complex network of kosher undercover spies, KABOBfest Chief Investigative Reporter Extraordinaire Chaim Sugarman has acquired and leaked a Qassam Rockets: Hamas How-To Guide. Much like the infamous Al-Attara “sketch,” the How-To Guide is hand-drawn and directs Hamas operatives on how to create and detonate a Qassam Rocket (otherwise known as a Genocide-Seeking Quasinuclear [...]

Kudos to ADC for Taking it Back to Grassroots

Over the past few years many community members (including me) began to question ADC’s commitment to grassroots activism and its membership base. Since the atrocities in Gaza began ADC has proved its critics wrong. Within hours of the first missles fired into Gaza, I remember opening my e-mail box and finding a toughly worded statement [...]

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