The ADC Regime

Arab-Americans deserve better and we start asserting ourselves through our dissent of the ADC’s actions and a unified indignation for its leadership.

Hanania the Schmuck

Each one of us plays their role in history.

Internet Relic Pops Up in 2010

Internet archaeologists recently discovered this digital equivalent of a cave drawing, circa 1999.

Looking at its crude copy and paste job, incoherent meaning and the primitive web skills behind a now obsolete form of web animation, they determined the anonymous author was likely a deranged lunatic who through hours of internet porn-inspired self-pleasuring lost the opposable function in his mouse-clicking thumb.

South Asia Has a New Gender

So, while we’re still trying to figure out the physical and epistemic ontology of our genitals here in North America, India and Pakistan have decided to give legal recognition to those without any.