Sarah Palin Opts for Pulling Out

And this time it has little to with her birth control policies.

Apparently Sarah Palin wasn’t too happy with the news of the death of Michael Jackson overtaking her and David Letterman’s very awkward, and very PR-motivated spat.

Joe the Plumber: “Special Protection from God”

After Joe Wurzelbacher’s (aka Samuel Wurzelbacher, aka “Joe the Plumber”) whirlwind turn as a McCain campaign pawn, the Plumber with the Mostest is now heading to Israel, where he’ll serve as…a journalist! He’s being backed by Pajamas Media, the conservatard outfit run by the same folks as Little Green Footballs. Joe the Plumber, whom Gawker [...]

Take 5 minutes to listen to this (yes, it’s real)

PALIN GETS PRANK CALLED…   HILARIOUS!!! [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcEiR01QK7o] What can I say…?  She says it all herself.

Thank you Sarah Palin

Since we’re on the topic of having to thank the bottom of the barrel for coming to the defense of the Muslim faith when nobody else will… One of the two VP candidates just said that religious discrimination is both inappropriate and unacceptable and that their party welcomes all Muslims. That candidate wasn’t Joe Biden. [...]

SNL Kills it AGAIN!

At first I didn’t think she was that cute, but somehow I’ve slowly developed a crush on the anti-Christ Sarah Palin. http://www.hulu.com/myspace/http%3A%2F%2Fvids%2Emyspace%2Ecom%2Findex%2Ecfm%3Ffuseaction%3Dvids%2Eindividual%26VideoID%3D44877778/embed/N1MZWg4abBA9eOIE4HhstQ I’ve always been a sucker for really wet looking lip gloss.

If you’re frightened by this video, please stand up.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRqcfqiXCX0] Al-Jazeera allows some of the GOP voting base a voice in this news piece at a Palin rally in eastern Ohio. Perhaps this is ironic, seeing that the sentiments voiced here are rarely seen on the media we project to ourselves, at least so directly. BlackAmericaWeb had this to say about the logic of [...]

Sugarman: Joe Six-Pack Does Not Vote

A recent investigation conducted by KABOBfest’s special assignment reporter Chaim Sugerman shows that Joe Billy Dewitt of Ranson, West Virginia, known to friends and family as Joe Sixpack, does not intend to vote in the presidential elections on the 4th of November.   The revelation is of particular significance to republicans since GOP vice-presidential candidate, Sarah [...]

Overheard in, um, the Midwest

A response to Palin’s passport comments: When asked by Katie Couric why she only applied for a passport within the last year, Sarah Palin replied in her snarky, homecoming-queen way that well, she didn’t have parents who sent her to prep school or paid for her passport to send her to Europe with a backpack. [...]

Pop-pop McCain Proud of Baby Sarah

Is it just me or is this the odd couple? In this interview with Katie Couric, the duo look like grandpa’s sticking up for his granddaughter against the mean “gotcha” journalists. She recites a very limited array of frames, repeating “terrorists” several times, as he tries to confuse with babble and charm with bubbily personality. [...]

Why do reporters continue to—what’s the word?—mock that idiot Sarah Palin so much?

[ABOVE: The latest New Yorker cover takes a jab at the suggestion that Sarah Palin is experienced in foreign policy because she owns books.]