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Hamas to Participate in “Let’s Move!”

Early Thursday morning, Hamas spokesman Ayman Taha announced the establishment of a fat camp in the Gaza Strip. “We are reaching out to America,” Taha stated. “We’ve witnessed its First Lady’s quest against childhood obesity and want to help. What better place for fat American kids to lose weight than in… »

Where Do You Hide Your Arabs?! 13 Sneaky Places!

In a conversation with a highly educated friend of mine whose opinions I often respect, I learned he is not excited about the US Census. I thought I left that kind of thinking when I moved away from Las vegas where conspiracy theories often thrive. My friend thinks the government will use the census data… »

18 Travel Guidelines for Airborne Arabs

In a world of underpants and shoe bombers, flying is a new form of torture. I and My fellow Arabs see the worst of it as we are constantly giving extra personalized treatment. Here is my guide to make the Arab travel experience fun… »

And We’re the Stinky Ones???

On behalf of the Palestinian people, Shalom Fayyad has reportedly called for “an apology in principle” from the Israeli government for 62 years of mischaracterization as “stinky Arabs.” The Turkish government is mediating the high-level talks surrounding the… »

15 Arab Mind Readers Know All

When you like to travel to random places in America, taking the Greyhound, the Chinatown bus, or the Amtrak, you get to meet a lot of characters that you wouldn’t meet otherwise. Also when you taught Arabic in the States for few years, and went to a school in the middle of nowhere, you defiantly… »

Ray Hanania Adopts Jackasses

Ray Hanania, a Palestinian-American comedian whose funny bone has yet to be verified, recently unveiled plans to adopt a number of jackasses housed in zoos across the nation. His goal is to unite them and form a lobby that is able to adequately represent their rights in the United States. His efforts are being supported… »

Ray Hanania Needs Circumcision to Stay Afloat

The presidential candidacy of a Palestinian-American, Ray Hanania, has been ruled unconstitutional by the Palestinian Authority. Last month, the Chicago native and self-proclaimed “peace activist” announced his intention to run for President of Palestine by uploading a schnozz-shot video to YouTube and creating a Facebook group.

While Ray enjoys popular support in Zionists circles, he remains… »

Ray Hanania is the Palestinian “Avatard”

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Ray Hanania (the self-proclaimed “funniest Palestinian standup comedian”) and Jake Sully (a primary character in the movie Avatar) have a lot in common. Here’s how:
Jake is a paraplegic vet who is brought to the planet of Pandora, which is inhabited by the Na’vi — a humanoid race with their own unique culture and language…. »

17 Signs of an Arab New Year Party

ShareFor reasons unknown to mankind I found myself in New Jersey for this New Year. A friend of mine invited me to big Arab American New Year party in the Sheraton close to New York. I did go and I knew this would make it into a list, so I made sure to take a… »