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Syrian Protesters Apologize to UK Royals
Leaders of the Syrian uprising sent a letter to Buckingham Palace today apologizing for distracting world attention from the Wedding of Prince William to Kate Middleton
The Arab Dictator Stay-Hot List
To be an Arab tyrant these days is not easy. Watching protests calling for their removal can be hurtful to one’s feelings and sense of stability. Don’t fret, here’s what you can do to stay hot.
Egypt Cleansed of Mubarak’s Name
An Egyptian court has ordered Mubarak’s names removed from hundreds of public facilities. KABOBfest uncovered a surprising list of things bearing the Mubarak name.
Odd Things Arab Tourists Photograph
Arab tourists are less annoying than other tourists because they’re my people. But they take photos of some weird stuff, man.
Fayyad’s Fatwa Bans Bacon-Scented Fragrance
It is not for the fact that swine is haram according to our religion, rather, it is because the fragrance will promote homosexuality with men lusting after bacon-smelling men.
8 Arabs Who Can’t Find a Mate
You always wanted to know why that Arab wasn’t married but were afraid to ask. We have the answer in list form, as usual.
Bill To Change Palestine Flag Passes
President Abbas told me he likes Nike” I am all about “Just Do it” attitude , plus I am always running and we all know American runs on Dunkin and so can Palestine. said the PA president according to Mr. Kawasmi.
Ray Hanania Not to Appear on Dancing With the Stars
Though Ray Hanania has been working his socks off in preparation for his Dancing With the Stars (DWTS) debut, his dream of prancing around on stage in front of millions of viewers was crushed this morning when he received
Fadi Elsalameen Makes Cameo in Transformers 3
In an unexpected twist to the third installment of the popular Transformers series, Palestinian socialite Fadi Elsalameen will make a cameo appearance.
The Candid Guide to Arab Dictators
2011 is shaping up to be a rough year for Arab dictators, everyone is freaking out as they watch one of their own fall and the people whom they have screwed over for a long time, are finally fed up and gearing up for a fight. Well, being a dictator is not as easy as it looks. For starter, you have this thing called the internet you have to worry about it. So I gathered few tips for those up and coming dictators can use:
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