Gene Simmons, Blathering Zionut

Gene Simmons = Right-wing Zionism + Years of drug abuse + Scant historical knowledge + The uniquely undeserved podium provided by former celebrity status + Excessive cussing

A Shakira Shitstorm in Beirut

You may think that Shakira’s show in Lebanon will be loaded with BS identity marketing, Orientalism and corporate pop globalism. You are so wrong! Shakira’s changing it up big-time.

If You Build it, They Will Come

By Osama bin Laden

It’s very, very important that the Ground Zero Mosque moves forward quickly. It’s our monument to Jihad. You see, it is the third phase of our four phase Al-Qaeda strategy plan. Without this essential edifice, we will not be able to fulfill our “Jihad in America 2010″ pledge to our donors. While we’re only behind a few years at best, we’d like to have this accomplishment in the bag by year’s end for our 2010 annual report.

Back in 1995, we developed an ambitious five year plan. We were in Sudan, and feeling like we were going to get kicked out any minute. Boy were we right.

Next Big Arab Rapper – Mr. Adrian Fireworks

Mr. Adrian Fireworks of Taybeh, in the West Bank, just released his breakout single: “Don’t Mess With Me!” He’s the hottest MC out there right now.

Those old school heads will recognize he’s bringing off-beat, non-rhymey styles back. Mr. Adrian Fireworks is just the answer we need to today’s wack sing-songey, lewd nursery rhymes that pass as rap music.

Everything About This Summer’s Arabic Music: Reviews and Links

Summer is just about over, Ramadan is approaching faster and hotter than ever, Arabic musicians are scrambling to sell as many records as they can. The World Cup did not help them sell records, fast internet connection when pirates have a free hand to download their hard work for free. This summer had a number of much anticipated summer albums, few of those will be around for a while, fewer were actually good. While the mighty

Lady Gaga Has Nothing on U.S Troops

Seeing as how there seems to be little to do in Afghanistan – such as rebuilding…