A guest post from Carlos: Haaretz and the Jerusalem Post both pulled out the t-word to describe the bulldozer attack in Jerusalem today. It seemed that the word “terrorist” applied not only to masked gunmen firing rockets, to suicide bombers, to rock throwers, to members of any organization who pledge themselves to fight an illegal [...]
Although the mass distribution of 28 million DVDs of slanderist “documentary” (if it could be called that) “Obsession: Radical Islam’s War With the West” might be considered old news by now, the following essay’s fresh probe into the hidden power connections behind the film’s production and distribution isn’t. Below is a hyper-link-less version of the [...]
When he looks like Mark Twain. So a right-wing maniac shoots up a church — kills two and wounds more — because of the congregation’s liberal views, and not one media outlet refers to him as a terrorist – according to a Google News search of the man’s name and the t-word. “Adkisson terrorist” did [...]
The ACLU recently reported that the US government’s terrorist watch list has now reached a whopping 1 million names. After learning this information, one KABOBer asked: “So what does the 1 millionth win?” And here are suggestions to the US government on how to reward the one millionth “suspected terrorist”: 1. Norelco beard trimmer 2. [...]
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LPubUCJv58] Last year, Christopher Hitchens proved to the world that your girlfriends aren’t lying when they tell you that getting a bikini wax qualifies as torture. (WARNING: Clicking on that link will take you to Hitchy’s leg pubes.) And now this year, Hitchens has uped the torture antee by undergoing the waterboarding. The verdict: “Believe [...]
Michelle and Barack Obama garner national news coverage after engaging in some secret terrorist body language code. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_vmQrTi3aM] Did she really say “terrorist fist jab”? I think it’s more newsworthy entertaining to see that Fox News, its managers, producers, anchors and body language experts (is there an intern in the house?) have never heard of [...]
The [Worst Person in the World] winners tonight: Dunkin’ Donuts of Canton, Massachussetts. The unbearable Rachael Ray in an ad for the donut and coffee chain to which the lunatic fringe responded in an apoplexy of xenophobic paranoia because that — that thing around her neck, that is not just a stupid scarf, they think [...]
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In a hilariously misled attempt to publish a book on tolerance, two New York-based writers compiled write-ups of 13 people, mostly Muslims and with scary foreign-sounding names, and at the end of each say, “He does not want to blow you up!” Kareem Abdul-Jabbar does not want a chapter on himself saying “he does not [...]
Stephen Colbert now more popular than Obama, Osama and Chelsea’s momma [Mashable] “I heard Al Qaeda causes night to fall” [Raw Story] Liberal scientists now innoculating our nation’s worms with the gay [Yahoo] FEMA shoots Comedy Central pilot as California burns [CNN] If you take out the undecideds, then lots of people are decided [CNI] [...]