Leaked: List of AIPAC’s Favorite Call Girls

In the aftermath of the epic AIPAC scandal and the new allegations in which AIPAC employees revealed to have love for porn and prostitutes, KABOBfest Investigative Journalist Chaim Sugarman obtained a highly classified list of the rumored AIPAC whose

Israeli State Violence and the Value of Palestinian Life

by Elia Zureik

Disregard for Palestinian life has characterized the attitudes of Israeli authorities towards its Arab citizens since the establishment of the state. The Palestinians constitute what the Italian philosopher Giorgio Agamben calls homo sacer, according to which the laws of humanity do not apply to them. For Israel, the Palestinians exist in conditions of “bare life”. Their minimal existence is tolerated but not enhanced. Invariably, the law is suspended when it comes to rectifying Palestinian grievances. Israel is usually quick to cite “national security” as justification for its lethal actions.

Life for Palestinian citizens of the state is in a perpetual state of emergency where exception to the universal application of the law is the rule. As a colonial state, life in Israel is best viewed from a racialized prism where ethnicity and race govern the treatment of its citizens. As in all colonial regimes, territory and population are the two central elements which occupy the colonizer, and Israel is no exception. Both of these components provide the cornerstone of modern Zionism.

“RECOGNIZE ISRAEL! please?”

The Zionists have been trying, since the Balfour Declaration, to find worldwide recognition and acceptance, but more crucially from the Saracens they were planning to replace, preferably by peaceful means; by force if necessary.

Israel still has no constitution or official borders. But they seem to have given up on further physical expansion beyond the occupied territories, in favor of politico-economic expansion.

Guest Post: Death of a Cemetery

by Ehab Zahriyeh

Between Bedouin neighborhoods, Palestinian refugee camps, and old Roman ruins—if you look hard enough—one will find burial sites of Muslim leaders of the past scattered across the dry desert hills east of the Jordan Valley. From prophets to saints to warriors, their tombs and caves of over a thousand years ago remain intact and respected.

A couple of years ago, I visited about a dozen of these burial sites, and made prayers for each thanking them for their sacrifices.

The IDF Video of the Sea Assault and Other Disasters

Gearing up for a battle, the IDF releases a video taken by their friendly naval ship and their peace loving do no wrong Israeli soldiers. World, Israel has a message for you, when an Israeli soldiers lands on your ship, greet them with flowers and candy do not try to send them off…..First for weeks now, Israel has been promising to meet the activists with might and fire. I think it’s fair to expect the worst and try to protect yourself from Israel and its juvenile military leaders.

Ray Hanania’s Assault on Arabic Food

In a self-published press release, in which Ray Hanania talks about himself in third person, he writes: “The program will feature celebrity judges and chefs. The chefs will bring in their favorite recipes and serve them to the judges for review and commentary.”

11 Signs of an IDF Internet Troll

Immediately after the Israeli assault on Gaza, the Israeli government made a decision to hire Israeli bloggers who speak in tongues. Those bloggers’ job is to log into different news sites and make comments to help improve Israel’s image. I have witness many of their tactic, the often use the same techniques and copy paste the same old crappy talking points memos that have not been updated in ages. Here are few of their lame tactics:

My mother, the infiltrator

My mother is an illegal infiltrator. She has infiltrated her hometown, where her parents were born and where she was raised. Her activities as an infiltrator are as varied as they are nefarious: She takes my sister to school, with the neighbor’s kids. She cooks and cleans her home.

We used rubber coated steel bullets!

The killing of unarmed civilians is commonly referred to as murder, and the Israeli Occupation Forces have gotten so used to doing it with impunity that they now longer bother disputing the charges-only the method of killing. As demonstrations broke out across the West Bank in the last ten days or so in response to [...]

Biden’s Farce of a ‘Peace Mission’ Too Much For Israelis

Minutes after Joe Biden sang Israel’s praises for willingness to reengage in ‘peace talks’ and promised to confront Iran on it’s behalf, the Israeli government rebuffed the VP with an announcement to resume settlement building, effectively derailing his mission. A few months ago, Netanyahu came to Washington only to outmaneuver and outfox Obama and make [...]